Everybody sing!
DAD:
There are Jews in the world.
There are Buddhists.
There are Hindus and Mormons, and then
There are those that follow Mohammed, but
I've never been one of them.
I'm a Roman Catholic,
And have been since before I was born,
And the one thing they say about Catholics is:
They'll take you as soon as you're warm.
You don't have to be a six-footer.
You don't have to have a great brain.
You don't have to have any clothes on. You're
A Catholic the moment Dad came,
Because
Every sperm is sacred.
Every sperm is great.
If a sperm is wasted,
God gets quite irate.
CHILDREN:
Every sperm is sacred.
Every sperm is great.
If a sperm is wasted,
God gets quite irate.
GIRL:
Let the heathen spill theirs
On the dusty ground.
God shall make them pay for
Each sperm that can't be found.
CHILDREN:
Every sperm is wanted.
Every sperm is good.
Every sperm is needed
In your neighbourhood.
MUM:
Hindu, Taoist, Mormon,
Spill theirs just anywhere,
But God loves those who treat their
Semen with more care.
MEN:
Every sperm is sacred.
Every sperm is great.
WOMEN:
If a sperm is wasted,...
CHILDREN:
...God get quite irate.
PRIEST:
Every sperm is sacred.
BRIDE and GROOM:
Every sperm is good.
NANNIES:
Every sperm is needed...
CARDINALS:
...In your neighbourhood!
CHILDREN:
Every sperm is useful.
Every sperm is fine.
FUNERAL CORTEGE:
God needs everybody's.
MOURNER #1:
Mine!
MOURNER #2:
And mine!
CORPSE:
And mine!
NUN:
Let the Pagan spill theirs
O'er mountain, hill, and plain.
HOLY STATUES:
God shall strike them down for
Each sperm that's spilt in vain.
EVERYONE:
Every sperm is sacred.
Every sperm is good.
Every sperm is needed
In your neighbourhood.
Every sperm is sacred.
Every sperm is great.
If a sperm is wasted,
God gets quite iraaaaaate!
No. But the attempt to relabel gay with SSAD is one of the funnier things i've read in a while.
With all the people being asked to butt out of marriage, perhaps we should just start enforcing sodomy laws.
Well, I'm not a Catholic but I do agree with them about a lot of things, particularly regarding sexual matters. I'm sympathetic to their point of view and I concur that sex is for procreation within a liftime monogamous heterosexual marriage and homosexuality is plain wrong. It is a sin and an abomination.
Sadly they have all been struck down, been declared "unconstitutional" by activist judges.
It disgusts me how the anti-homosexuals first persecute gays and then, when they see the gays develop mental disorders as a result, use said mental disorders against them. It's like me hitting a guy and then bullying him for his black eye.
So? Afro-Americans were only given the right to vote because they demonstrated a lot. Perhaps we should take away their rights, too?
I'm not anti-homosexual i'm anti homosexuality. No one is persecuting "gays" (except the Fred Phelps types) we are just pointing out that homosexuality is morally wrong, unnatural, not normal, a sin and an unhealthy promisicious lifestyle that spreads AIDS.
Homosexuality is a chosen lifestyle that is anything but gay and homosexuals already have the same "right" to marry a person of the opposite sex just like anyone else.
There are no rights that a heterosexual has that the homosexual does not and homosexuality is not like gender or race. A person is born male or female, white or black but no one is born a homosexual.
It is a choice. It is a behavior that they choose to engage in and they shouldn't receive special rights because of it. They define themselves based upon this chosen behavior.
Homosexuals are already mentally ill by being attracted to the same sex and this is a particularly viscious mental disorder as it fuels other mental disorders. Homosexuals need help for their illness not being told that what they do is ok. It is not, it is unhealthy and dangerous and it will damn the soul to hell.
Even people with letters behind their names can be homophobes.
Regards
DL
Homosexuals are already mentally ill by being attracted to the same sex and this is a particularly viscious mental disorder as it fuels other mental disorders. Homosexuals need help for their illness not being told that what they do is ok. It is not, it is unhealthy and dangerous and it will damn the soul to hell.
No such thing as a "homophobe" it's a made up word to slander those that have morals as being bigots and haters.
People don't fear homosexuals, (which is what a real phobia is a fear), they disagree with what they do and they don't think that they should be granted special rights for a chosen lifestyle that is an abomination.
So what is a word that isn't made up?
Evidence?
Taffer, I admire your efforts, but you're beating your head against a brick wall here.
I've seen these stanzas (wrong word, I know, but my brain just froze up on the right one) before, and I've always wondered how accurate the translation is. For example, I've heard that the first one quoted here can be interpreted as "Don't have sex with a man in the same bed where you have sex with a woman." It doesn't make a whole lot of sense, but makes more sense than some other parts of the Bible.
Anyone know what the best translations of these verses are?
When I used to be Christan, I did a study on translations and their origins. I have came to the conclusion that the New American Standard was the closest to the actual Hebrew writings.
Could it be that the reason (some) homosexuals are depressed, alcoholic or suicidal is because of the way that society treats them and alienates them. Try living their lifestyle and see how happy you are.They are not seeking a "special right," but only the same right as all the rest of us, that of choosing anyone we want to marry, provided they are of legal age to decide. Certainly homosexuals can marry anyone of the opposite sex. But they cannot marry anyone of their choosing. By definition, the only people they would want to be married to are those of the opposite sex. So by denying them that right, a right which all of the rest of us take for granted, you are de facto denying them their right to marry whomever they choose. They can choose someone out of the specific group that you say they can choose from, even though there is nobody in that group that they could possibly want to marry.
We are talking about one of the most fundamental and personal decisions we ever make in our lives, that of whom we will choose to share our life with, to share the good and the bad, to share hopes and joys and dreams and sorrows with, to care for each other in sickness and old age, to work together toward shared goals, both emotional and financial. I would not want anybody telling me that I could only choose from a select group of people, none of whom I would want to choose.
The bottom line is: I have yet to have anyone give me a rational explanation for why homosexuality is wrong that doesn't involve religion. Because there is no rational human reason why people shouldn't be allowed to be with whomever they want to be with. The only reason is because someone's invisible friend doesn't like it. And we base our laws on this! And ruin people's lives because of it! Unbelievable!
I wonder if Xenon thinks that Scottish men wearing kilts are an abomination.
73% of psychiatrists say homosexuals are less happy than the average person, and of those psychiatrists, 70% say that the unhappiness is NOT due to social stigmatization.
Even in countries like the Netherlands, which is a liberal theocracy, where all sorts of "progressive" debauchary is glorifyed and flaunted, homosexuals are no more happier than in less "enlightened" nations like the USA and mental illness, promiscuity, violence and drug abuse amongst homosexuals is still abundant.
You don't have the right to marry anyone of your choosing.
You can't marry your mother or your brother. You can't marry your pet or a small child, you can't marry a corpse or a television set, you can't marry more than one person and you can't marry a person of the same sex. A homosexual has the same restrictions on who they can and can't marry just like everyone else.
What the homosexual is seeking is a special right, a right to same-sex "marriage" and a right that doesn't exist, shouldn't exist and must be continued to be denied. A marriage is defined as being between one man and one woman, not a man and a dog, a man and two woman or a man and a man.
Marriage's main purpose is for procreation and two people of the same sex cannot procreate. Homosexuality is unnatural and a crime against God and humanity.
God created one of each gender in the beginning he did not create two men or two women, heterosexuality is the way the human race reproduces and thrives. The acceptance and promotion of so-called "alternative lifestyles" like homosexuality will only lead to its destruction like has already been witnessed in past civilizations.
God commanded man to go forth and multiply and you can't do that if you are involved in a homosexual lifestyle. Such a lifestyle is fruitless.
God said homosexuality is a wicked abomination which will have its end in the Lake of Fire. Homosexuality is a demonic spirit that exists in perverted people who like to have sex with the same sex. Others like to have sex with dead bodies or animals, babies and children. Is that ok as well? Because people like to do things, or feel a certain way they should be allowed to do whatever they want? Where do you draw the line? If one perverted lifestyle is fine why not others?
The homosexual community lives a very loose and immoral lifestyle.
According to USA Today, the average homosexual has 50 different partners a year. Forty-three percent of white male homosexuals claim to have had 500 different sex partners. Twenty-eight percent claim more than 1000!
The average lifespan of a homosexual is 41 years old.
Now compare that with the heterosexual whose lifespan is 74. The homosexual community is 5000 times more likely to get AIDS. Why is this horrible curse being legalized and promoted?
How about this for a rational explanation of why homosexuality is wrong? If everyone was a homosexual within 100 years or so humanity would become extinct. There are two genders for a reason and homosexuality flies in the face of nature, even animals no better than to choose a homosexual lifestyle. A man plus a woman equals life but two people of the same sex can never reproduce. It just aint natural and it never will be. Nature knows best.