What would your last words be?

I know what my last words would have been.

I slipped and fell trying to get off a paternoster lift.

So the potential last words of Dr A were:

HELP!
HELP!
◊◊◊◊!
◊◊◊◊!

Then a real actual human being --- and not a mythical invisible monster --- pulled me out. I'd like to thank her wherever she is.

"No atheists in foxholes"? Bah!
 
I'm going out singing

I'll be singing the theme song to the Looney Tunes Cartoon and then doing my best Porkey Pig impression, "U-u-u-u-uh, Th-th-th-th-th that's all F-f-f-folks!"
 
famous last words

Several of you have expressed a desire to die peacefully in your sleep (odd no preferences for a long painful illness), but I'm not so sure I wouldn't want to be fully aware I really was experiencing such a new adventure. You know the game spirit, "I'll try anything once.."

Sleep isn't always peaceful - I've dreamed my death many times, often by suffocation, like executioners walling me up with bricks. I suffer sleep apnea and waken gasping & panting.

The most memorable repeat dream death is in the back seat of a car plummeting over the edge of a cliff road. When it hits bottom, I awaken with a massive muscle spasm that shakes the bed. While still airborn, however, I express my love for an also present family member, then...

"This is it! It's been real!" ~jill
 
***WARNING!! Somewhat politically incorrect following!!***

In a room full of Fundies (especially the white, Pat Robertson-type) lay still, then open my eyes wide and exclaim loudly,

"I've seen God!" Then, when they get all excited & draw close:
"God's a black, gay, Jewish woman!!!"

Then I can die, knowing they will try like literal Hell to keep it covered up. :D
 
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