What would your last words be?

I know whenever I am faced with intense stress I start laughing very hard. I'll prolly go out laughing or if it were in a plane I would scream F you God I hope everyone burns in hell! Just to scare the rest of the passangers and get one last laugh.
 
Ceritus said:
I know whenever I am faced with intense stress I start laughing very hard. I'll prolly go out laughing or if it were in a plane I would scream F you God I hope everyone burns in hell! Just to scare the rest of the passangers and get one last laugh.
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I am all for poignant argument, but if a plane is going down, is that really the time to point out to a believer that their philosophy is flawed?

Look, when we all have time to talk and think, I am all about pointing out complete hypocricies. When we all are heading toward the ground in definate peril, I think I would suspend my rule of challenging their belief. At the very best it would get a laugh from some, and maybe convince a few on the way down. At the worst, it causes even more dispair when that belief is stripped away.

Last words, as I saw it were "What do you want to say when it's your time?"

Problem is, no one knows when it's our time. So I hope I have conditioned myself with a very memorable and pithy answer.
 
Dubium said:
What do you think would be your 'last words' if faced with imminent sudden death? I reckon I'd probably be praying even though I'm an atheist - all those years of prayer would probably kick back in under enormous stress.
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Well, I don't think there will be much time to compose a real thought when facing an imminent sudden death, such as in a plane crush. Maybe ohhh!, argghh!, damn, what will I do now!, would be my last "words".

Facing death from an illness is a different thing. I don't fear death at all, what I fear are the circumstances under which I'll finally encounter death. I think my last words to my loved ones would be along these lines: "I lived a plainful and happy life, now my time has come, it's natural, that's the way the world works. Don't worry about me, I will be fine, just go ahead with your own lives".
 
My bedside confession would be:

"Though I am dying, I have no regrets, for I... have found... the BELL!

That should keep them talking about me for years to come – trying to figure out what the hell I meant!
 
My Irish granny's deathbed confession...

***Warning- politically incorrect material to follow***

The family gathered around her hospital bed. Father Kelly takes my granny's hand and says, "I'll take your confession now, Colleen."

Spoken in a weak, failing voice with an Irish brogue:

"Well, here it is... sure n' I did everything but kill a Chinaman."

True story. My Granny... she was a pisser to the last.
 
Before a plane crash or similar: " Oh, FU*K"

On my death bed: "The circle... is complete"
 
What I'd like my last words to be:
"Mission Control, extending landing pads now."

What my last words will probably be:
"Don't make me come back there!"
 
Terry said:
No! The flagon with the dragon has the potion with the poison. The chalice from the palace has the brew that is true. Kids today, they just don't listen. And now he's dead.

--Terry.
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Or was it the vessel with the pestle?
 
"All in..." <making gesture sliding ginormous stack of chips into the middle of the table.>
 
roger said:
Yes, I cut the power to the mains. Why must you always second guess me? Now hand me the wire cutters.
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Actually my last words were very nearly "Don't be silly Mum, the wheel is not going to fall off".

Bringing a three wheeled Mini Moke to a halt on a busy highway is an interesting process to say the least.
 
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