What would your last words be?

Hrm.


"May God strike me dead if..."

"Anubis! It seems that some of us are wrong..."

In a plane crash?

I'll be busy raping the woman next to me. Now normally, I'm against rape. Dead set against rape. Mainly due to the suffering it causes after the fact. In this instance, however, you have a unique set of priorities. I'm not so sure I'll finish, but at least I'll die doing something I love.


If we live through it, I suppose I'll have to propose marriage and hope for the best.
 
If I actually have the time to plan my last words and die accordingly, I think I'll go with, "At last I get to find out what it's all about."

But most probably, I'll be babbling something ridiculous like, "We're gonna be OK - we'll make it... BRACE YOURSE---"
 
I like Pancho Villa's last words;

"Don't let it end like this. Tell them I said something."
 
clarsct said:

I'll be busy raping the woman next to me.
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I probably wouldn't got this far, but I'd most certainly proposition her ;).

As for last words, I'd like to think they'd be something memorable, but if my 'last' words before my brush with death are anything to go by, they'd probably be more like "Huh?".
 
"Okay FINE, I believe that Jesus Christ is Lord and my personal Saviour."
 
Taffer said:
I probably wouldn't got this far, but I'd most certainly proposition her ;).

As for last words, I'd like to think they'd be something memorable, but if my 'last' words before my brush with death are anything to go by, they'd probably be more like "Huh?".
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To quote:

"We ain't got the time for psychological romance."
-Word Up
 
clarsct said:
"We ain't got the time for psychological romance."
-Word Up
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"If there's music, we can use it, be free to dance."? :D

I'm not judging your actions mate, simply saying I wouldn't do them.
 
Are you gonna pull those pistols, or whistle Dixie?
 
Beleth said:
"Okay FINE, I believe that Jesus Christ is Lord and my personal Saviour."
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hahah that one got me cracking up. A big kick in the nuts to all the people who want you to convert before you brush with death!
 
Hopeful last words: "What do you mean, it's your husband. . . "

Probable last words: "I don't want to go on the cart"
 
"Dearie me the policeman's lonely, whoops, there go the tall man's trousers, inky-pinky sugar-and-spice, yeti-yeti-yeti-yeti BOOM!"

I want to leave a mystery for future generations to ponder.
 
"Rosebud"

"So long, thanks for all the fish"

"I... hunger... FOR BRAINS!"
 
"...zzzzZZZzz..."

I plan to die comfortably in my sleep.

Actually, considering how I run my mouth, my last words are more likely to be, "Ah, you wouldn't hit a girl with glasses, wouldja?"


Dr Adequate said:
"Dearie me the policeman's lonely, whoops, there go the tall man's trousers, inky-pinky sugar-and-spice, yeti-yeti-yeti-yeti BOOM!"

I want to leave a mystery for future generations to ponder.
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They'll just blame it on senile dementia, you know. ;)
 
Nex said:
"...zzzzZZZzz..."

I plan to die comfortably in my sleep.

Actually, considering how I run my mouth, my last words are more likely to be, "Ah, you wouldn't hit a girl with glasses, wouldja?"



They'll just blame it on senile dementia, you know. ;)
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My last words.....


Women with glasses are so attractive mmmmmm......
 
I don't want to have any last words. I want to go in my sleep, like my grandfather, and not screaming, like the people in his car.
 
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