What to do with a Bigfoot body?

[Bubba]

Something like this?

Something like that I guess.



Pye said the wounds looked real, and hair follicles did too. He said wax museum people told him hair follicles at skin line were one of the most difficult features to replicate.

 

[GT/CS]

Research Rick Dyer and his ridiculous hoax that Parcher exposed.

 

[jaydeehess]

Nah...it makes perfect sense.

If you think about it, suppose you happened to shoot an unknown weird creature while out deer hunting in a culture rife with BF legends.

a) the freezer is exactly what you'd think of using, to preserve it for show
b) county fair would be a good venue

Correct, a freezer would optimize preservation.
No, rather than think " hey, I should take this on the freak show circuit", I would first contact the biologist at the local Ministry of Natural Resources, then the biology department at the U. of Manitoba which is within a couple hours drive.

Perhaps you are more of a redneck carney than I am.

 

[jaydeehess]

Something like that I guess.



Pye said the wounds looked real, and hair follicles did too. He said wax museum people told him hair follicles at skin line were one of the most difficult features to replicate.

"Looked real"
So, anecdotal, subjective opinion.

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Edited to remove breach of rule 0 and rule 12.

 

[Gilbert Syndrome]

Pye said the wounds looked real, and hair follicles did too. He said wax museum people told him hair follicles at skin line were one of the most difficult features to replicate.

That was kind of the point, to make it look real...

These carnival side-shows are fairly well documented these days. People still debate over the Minnesota Iceman, and whether it had ever actually been alive, or possibly switched with a replica.

If you ever had a genuine dead wild-man, you wouldn't be lugging it around in a sodding freezer and making a few dimes from young couples eating popcorn on a Sunday afternoon.

 

[jaydeehess]

That was kind of the point, to make it look real...

These carnival side-shows are fairly well documented these days. People still debate over the Minnesota Iceman, and whether it had ever actually been alive, or possibly switched with a replica.

If you ever had a genuine dead wild-man, you wouldn't be lugging it around in a sodding freezer and making a few dimes from young couples eating popcorn on a Sunday afternoon.

How much does Jimmy Fallon pay his guests?
I'm thinking perhaps about a years worth of rube tickets.

 

[LTC8K6]

I saw a well preserved Megalodon in the Topsail Beach area of NC last week.

http://www.mediafire.com/convkey/2fcf/yhxm9oe02z1ogx46g.jpg

 

[Tony99]

I saw a well preserved Megalodon in the Topsail Beach area of NC last week.

http://www.mediafire.com/convkey/2fcf/yhxm9oe02z1ogx46g.jpg

Was that amazing shark edifice in front of the nautical themed gift store created by none other than famous Myrtle Beach shark sculptor Bob Duato?
NSFW Language

 

[GT/CS]

And a perfectly preserved Muskie in Hayward, Wisconsin.

 

[HarryHenderson]

And a perfectly preserved Muskie in Hayward, Wisconsin.

I never knew they got that big. Learn something new everyday. I bet the large balled guy that landed that one really **** his pants when he realized he was only using 10# test for an animal comparable in size to a Blue Whale.

 

[Resume]

I want to know about that Pumpkinseed.

 

[snoop_doxie]

Research Rick Dyer and his ridiculous hoax that Parcher exposed.

Oh, those were the days!