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What to do with a Bigfoot body?

Assuming there is protocol, with respect to the Feds, about what to do with a body...

That's why you bring it to a news station...
Or the head at least.
I can't imagine lugging a nearly 1,000 corpse through the woods, trying to get it into the back of my Nissan Maxima...
 
I wonder if it would end up at the Smithsonian eventually.
 
Practical answer: depending on decomp and local scavengers, a BF body might not be recognized as such if discovered.

My POV answer: If Elmer Keith didn't bag it, it never existed in the Americas.

The only mammals that it's known Keith didn't kill were porpoises, whales and humans.
 
For the record, and for what it's worth, between Harvard,IL and the very nearby Wisconsin border is the Bigfoot Cemetery. I feel completely stupid for not bringing this up before but this probably explains a lot. You can verify this for yourself by simply Googling Bigfoot Cemetery, IL.
 
Most State and National Parks contract with a local veterinarian to help determine cause of death in specific cases (poisoning, disease, other). So the corpse would go there, unless the ranger felt the remains looked human, and then county sheriff's deputies process the scene, and the body is taken to the county coroner.
 
I'd strip naked, cut it open and climb inside. I've always wanted the ability to sense infra-red and to be able to mimic Bobo's expert field-call.
 
Like nearly everything you start with industrial amounts of olive oil, garlic, and onions.
 
Bugger him well - it's his turn in the bar..rel!.
Bugger him well - it's his turn in the bar..rel!.
Bugger him well - it's his turn in the bar..rel!.
Ear-ly in the morn-ing!!!!!!!
 
You pass the body to the police.
You await investigation.
You await the discovery of the zipper.
 
Supposedly a group found a skull of a "baby bigfoot" back when I was on the BFF. They wouldn't see reason in reporting it, willfully ignoring the fact that it was someone's lost child, and that dental records might be used to bring closure to a family. My cousin, who was also a member of the forum at that time, called the local law enforcement agency in the area and reported the find and what was being said about it. Evidently the group really had a skull and it was promptly confiscated. If you find anything remotely human looking, that isn't fossilized, it needs to be reported to law enforcement.
 
Put him in a longboat till he's hairless, early in the morning.

You beat me to the idea but not the actual text.................


Put him in the icebox. Cook him for dinner! (repeat 3X)
Early in the morning!

This will, I suspect, be a meme for a bit!!!:thumbsup::thumbsup::thumbsup:
 
Here is what would happen if you somehow acquired a bigfoot body, according to the geniusness of the BFF
http://bigfootforums.com/index.php/topic/53877-utah-sasquatch-research/page-6

So, I'll have to answer my own question, although Bodhi I'm sure could just as well. The question being: What should a field researcher like Utah Sasquatch do with all of this presumed data, video and genetic information he might possibly capture? Pound sand, that's what.

U.S. knows now, if he didn't know before, that there is no legitimized outlet, no sanctioned scientific entity or agency that would return his calls. Toss the information into the black hole of the internet? Congratulations on your thousands of views. Here's a copy of the home game and thanks for playing. (Oh, and kiss that shot at tenure and funding goodbye while you are at it, and grow some thicker skin)

Time and again the evidence collected gets dismissed by a wave of the hand by people who should know better. Being invited to kick the football one more time while they promise (really) to hold it for you? Pffft.

So all we have going on with our resident peanut gallery hecklers here is just the most recent cross-my-heart-and-hope-to-die-stick-a-needle-in-my-eye request. No. Really. This time I'll give you your due. (But just sayin' too, if I do renege, it will probably be your fault, not mine, 'k?) Ready?

So to crib from another thread: Here is the state of Sasquatch Science. Supposedly, we are told, only the body of something very few people are looking for is going to break this logjam. Those who clamor for that outcome are asking for something they've never seriously considered to exist, and cite the lack of any other legitimate evidence brought to any sanctioned authority,,,those shown to be hostile to that lesser evidence... as the reason why. They pretend this makes perfect sense.

So evidence for a brand spankin' new hominid is being ignored, perhaps even actively repressed by . . . somebody and hostility by naysayers and skeptics is keeping footie in the closet.

This is the best excuse proponents can muster: The biological discovery of the millenium --certainly this one anyway-- is being held back by meany-heads and peanut-tossers.

Yeah, okay, sure.
 
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