What NWO job do you hold?

[Firestone]

I'm just a secretary at the NWO's Belgian office.

Being Jewish, my main job is keeping the Secret Dutch version of The Protocols of the Elders of Zion up to date.

 

[ArmillarySphere]

I'm a software developer. I write the administration surveillance programs that alert the MiB to any suspicious activities or attempts to subvert the official story, in real time.

 

[gumboot]

I am a filmmaker. It is my job to develop mindless entertainment to ensure the "citizens" do not spoil our plans by thinking for themselves.

Most of my work is in the specialist area of TV advertising, where we use subliminal messaging to convince people to purchase products that are filled with mind control and mind-altering chemicals.

The pay is good at the make up girls are very friendly.

-Gumboot

 

[jhunter1163]

I work in a large medical practice doing billing, and make sure that the NWO's health records on each and every one of our patients are up to date. AJ says the NWO is going to kill 80% of us. I know WHICH 80%...

 

[PerryLogan]

I'm Minister in Charge of Leaving Terribly Obvious Clues.

I'm the guy who left tons of obvious clues that only the Truthers could perceive, e.g. forgetting to leave wreckage at the Pentagon, putting blatant confessions into PBS documentaries, calling people to warn them before 9/11, producing TV shows that give away the plan, blowing up buildings in plain sight, distributing fuzzy video clips around the internet, having the administration use family friends to bring the job off, making sure the hijackers lived (without changing their names), inserting weird coincidences, impossibilities, and violations of the laws of physics into the cover story--stuff like that.

 

[Bell]

Yep that's me. I have some kind of depression and anxiety. So I'm on benefits which, after I pay rent, leaves me 20 bucks per week. So that really helps me get back to work.
This year for the first time ever I'm accepting stuff from charity. I don't want to, but I don't really want to starve either.

Sorry to hear that, Brainache. It must not be easy. I hope things turn out for the better really soon.

 

[Orphia Nay]

I watch for queue jumpers

near queue

far queue - can be a prblem

Damn... Mutter, mutter, mutter. Must fill out more requisition forms to get some of the twoofers I'm debating put in the far queue. I mean, that's more fun than losing one's temper in a discussion forum.

I work for a Department of Transportation, and regularly develop plans showing the placement of traffic signs with stickers detailing which facilities the military and NATO will confiscate when they take over and install the promised one-world government.

Hahahahaha! I've said before, it's a wonder there's not more dead twoofers... the guvmint* is telling them when to stop or go, so it's a wonder they obey the traffic lights.

*guvmint=NWO, man.

TO TRUTHERS: JOKE! JOKE! JOKE! THIS IS NOT DISINFO CUNNINGLY DISGUISED AS CHAT, YOU "RETARDS"!

Yeah thanks for the hug, I needed that. Without the pills I'd be worse. Counselling starts some time in the new year. I agree most of our CT friends could probably use some medication.

Maybe we should work out some kind of Aussie JREF meeting. There seems to be a few of us.

You're very welcome, Brainache. (What the hell... the first one was for sympathy, and this one's for comfort/friendship. ) An Aussie JREFer meetup would be bonza! I was also wistfully thinking that the other day when I saw athon's thread in Community.

I'm Minister in Charge of Leaving Terribly Obvious Clues.

I'm the guy who left tons of obvious clues that only the Truthers could perceive, e.g. forgetting to leave wreckage at the Pentagon, putting blatant confessions into PBS documentaries, calling people to warn them before 9/11, producing TV shows that give away the plan, blowing up buildings in plain sight, distributing incriminating clips around the internet, making sure the hijackers lived (and didn't change their names or anything), inserting weird coincidences and violations of the laws of physics into the cover story--stuff like that.

Excellent!

Don't forget you arranged to have all the umphlosives detonated at the exact moment each floor ~"pancaked" down.

I work in a large medical practice doing billing, and make sure that the NWO's health records on each and every one of our patients are up to date. AJ says the NWO is going to kill 80% of us. I know WHICH 80%...

Well done for keeping mum about the DNA evidence-faking from all the passengers on the plane. Extra paprika for you.

I am a filmmaker. It is my job to develop mindless entertainment to ensure the "citizens" do not spoil our plans by thinking for themselves.

Most of my work is in the specialist area of TV advertising, where we use subliminal messaging to convince people to purchase products that are filled with mind control and mind-altering chemicals.

The pay is good at and the make up girls are very friendly.

-Gumboot

Did I do well in my extra-extra-curricular activities, oh mind-farqueuer?

 

[oglommi]

I work in construction were I waste most of my time fireinsulating building for no reason what so ever. The fireproofing materials wich costs a fortune are of course made by companies owned by jews.

 

[ArmillarySphere]

You misspelled "jooos"

 

[Hutch]

Well, I work for the US Army sending helicopters (Black, of course) to our fellow NWO members in other countries in anticipation of the UN takeover of the USA...

 

[Deathshead]

My job is to start mlm companies that sell "The Creature Of Jekyll Island" I also work keeping the Illuminati illuminated. (I sell light bulbs) I don't mean to take two jobs, but I am very motivated by the 13 bloodline families. (and their offshoots)

 

[cgordon]

Faceless mid-level admin/tech cog in the military-industrial complex?

PR shill for the rabid, baby killing, mother-raping forces of darkness?

 

[uk_dave]

I am the paymaster

'nuff said.

 

[Checkmite]

I am a Freemason.

You all have your instructions.

 

[Blackadder_no]

I designed the missile that hit the Pentagon as part of my master thesis.

 

[apathoid]

Chemtrail conversion mod installer B767/B737, mascot handler ....

 

[BillC]

I work for the Shin-Ra Electric Power Company.

 

[moonbat]

I'm a software developer for a company that provides a platform for online training/thought control.

One of our clients is a well-known university that has Jack Kemp on its Board of Trustees. Jack Kemp is a former Republican congressman, runs his own strategic consulting firm, and almost certainly has some association with joooz.

 

[Thunder]

I lied. Im actually the guy who "pulled" WTC 7. I used really strong dental floss..which is why you dont see it in the videos.

But yup..that was me...I pulled it.

 

[HeyLeroy]

I'm a lawyer and, of course, a Jew. As a lawyer, I'm one of the few who understands how we use language to construct the web of statutes, regulations and decisions which strip the freedoms from the normal American. As a Jew, I'm privy to the whole picture of exactly why this is being done.

Hey! Protocol 27B-6! Supposed to spell it 'Jooooo' so the slurp-spiders can't catalogue it!

I work in the foil industry--to make sure the hats act as antenna rather than reflectors of the info.

(I don't mean to be a killjoy, but I thought we were supposed to keep all this stuff on the down-low --they aren't bright, but they can infiltrate the keepers of the worldwide IPC databases and then our cover would be blown--)

See?

I watch for queue jumpers

near queue

far queue - can be a prblem

Far queue, too!

I am a filmmaker. It is my job to develop mindless entertainment to ensure the "citizens" do not spoil our plans by thinking for themselves.

Most of my work is in the specialist area of TV advertising, where we use subliminal messaging to convince people to purchase products that are filled with mind control and mind-altering chemicals.

The pay is good at the make up girls are very friendly.

-Gumboot

GB, joking aside, if you're a filmmaker, we gotta talk. If it's not a problem. PM me.

You misspelled "jooos"

What I said.


I've worked my way up from bingo-runner (when I was 11) through machinist, to Director of Covert Activities. The hours suck, but the gratification I get from pulling the wool over sheeples' eyes more than makes up for the lack of pay.

This is why I can sleep at night: