corplinx
JREF Kid
- Joined
- Oct 22, 2002
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I'm all for revising the "three strikes" law several states have from prescribing mandatory life sentences to mandatory summary executions with no appeals.
I also think the following should be made illegal qualifying offenses:
Having a cellphone with an obnoxious ringtone go off during a broadway show.
Wearing a ballcap at an angle as opposed to forwards or backwards.
Producing or buying "spinner" style rims.
Producing car audio equipment with more than 45 watts of power.
Taking young children or babies out with you to a bar and grill or rated R movie.
Hounding after a flight attendant for a first class upgrade as if bugging the shiznite out of her will help.
Peeing on the roll of toilet paper in a public john.
Taking a violent foaming dump in an airplane john and leaving a pungent miasma that reeks five rows away on a short flight.
Taking a violent foaming dump at work and not washing your wands.
Greenlighting a reality TV show or any film based on a video game.
I also think the following should be made illegal qualifying offenses:
Having a cellphone with an obnoxious ringtone go off during a broadway show.
Wearing a ballcap at an angle as opposed to forwards or backwards.
Producing or buying "spinner" style rims.
Producing car audio equipment with more than 45 watts of power.
Taking young children or babies out with you to a bar and grill or rated R movie.
Hounding after a flight attendant for a first class upgrade as if bugging the shiznite out of her will help.
Peeing on the roll of toilet paper in a public john.
Taking a violent foaming dump in an airplane john and leaving a pungent miasma that reeks five rows away on a short flight.
Taking a violent foaming dump at work and not washing your wands.
Greenlighting a reality TV show or any film based on a video game.