We Got Coal For Christmas Thanks To Democrats

[BeAChooser]

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It's Christmas Eve and we already know we got coal. The overzealous Left has wailed and won a major victory. They've passed a bloated bill that perfectly captures their statist state of mind. Americans stew, but our brake pedal (Congress) simply isn't working. We want more time, more thought, more debate, and all we got is this lousy bill rushed to us like some Tickle Me Elmo we never wanted but everyone thinks we're crazy about. Let's hope the gift is returnable. This is one receipt we're sure to keep.

 

[Eyeron]

In other words more rhetoric as usual. People don't know when to give it a rest and must bicker over every single little thing.

 

[Magyar]

What a PILE of warm dung!

The repugnican critters contributed exactly ZERO to this debate except to try to derail the whole thing for their insurance corp overlords.

The ONLY reason they want more time is to come up with some other LIE - like death panels - that will resonate better with the stupid.

Now could the bill be better HELL YES, but that would have involved the ACTUAL honest involvement of actual politicians who ACTAULLY cared about the welfare of the nation instead of the few billionaire donors they tried to protect by doing everything possible to maintain the status quot.

 

[Uzzy]

Democrats also eat babies and/or sacrifice them to the communists.

 

[JoeTheJuggler]

Now could the bill be better HELL YES, but that would have involved the ACTUAL honest involvement of actual politicians who ACTAULLY cared about the welfare of the nation instead of the few billionaire donors they tried to protect by doing everything possible to maintain the status quot.

Don't leave out the involvement of Catholic bishops, who apparently have their own congressional caucus these days.

 

[JoeTheJuggler]

Democrats also eat babies and/or sacrifice them to the communists.

Only if the appropriate death panel orders it!

 

[Uzzy]

Death Panels made up entirely of liberal atheist terrorists!

 

[BeAChooser]

People don't know when to give it a rest and must bicker over every single little thing.

Little Thing? LOL!

 

[Thunder]

I heard somewhere, that Democrats hate puppies.

is this true?

 

[rdaneel]

I heard somewhere, that Democrats hate puppies.

is this true?

That's ridiculous, Roast Puppy is a holiday favorite.

 

[TriskettheKid]

That's ridiculous, Roast Puppy is a holiday favorite.

Just wait until you try Deep-Fried Infuppen.

It's like a Turducken, only with an Infant, Puppy, and Kitten.

It happens to be a favorite of us Northeast intellectual elitists.

 

[Tumblehome]

We Got Coal For Christmas Thanks To Democrats

Whatever you do, don't burn your coal! You've heard about global warming, haven't you?

 

[Gawdzilla Sama]

You can blame it all on the idiots who voted for Dubya TWICE. They didn't learn the first time.

 

[MattusMaximus]

This is hilarious. I wonder how long it'll take BAC to start yet another thread on how the Democrats are destroying the U.S. - bets anyone?

 

[Gawdzilla Sama]

This is hilarious. I wonder how long it'll take BAC to start yet another thread on how the Democrats are destroying the U.S. - bets anyone?

Repugnicans are the world's poorest losers. Three days after Obama was inaugurated my retarded brother was talking about "Obama's recession". The boy just can't figure out where the trouble came from.

 

[commandlinegamer]

Actually it's tradition at New Year to get coal (at least where I come from), not Christmas.

 

[corplinx]

The overzealous Left has wailed and won a major victory. They've passed a bloated bill that perfectly captures their statist state of mind.

The true left think they got coal too. And the righties. And the anarchists. And the libertarians. And the greens. And.... who is it that liked the senate bill anyway aside from a few brainwashed "its better than nothing" apologists? Party loyalists.

 

[Gawdzilla Sama]

Actually it's tradition at New Year to get coal (at least where I come from), not Christmas.

I'm getting coal for Xmas, but the reindeer sausage makes up for it.

 

[332nd]

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Looks at... keys to wife's new Harley, heating system for ranch cats, Scifi DVD collection for FiL...

Coal?

 

[Tricky]

Gosh, an Obama-hating piece of partisan rhetoric from the National Review! I am so shocked. I must contact Dick Cheney and Sarah Palin to confirm this.