My trip to the polling station may not be typical. We walked across fields, through a couple of woods, and up a quiet lane. We saw no cars, but saw a fox, 3 roe deer, 2 dead moorhen chicks, 3 buzzards, a jay, a few squirrels, 5 hares, and heard our first cuckoo of the year. The polling station was empty bar the officers and us.
Sounds idyllic - I hope you've voted to keep those filthy foreigners from spoiling your beautiful corner of En-ger-land *
* - Yes I do recall where you originally came from
'I have decided to not vote Conservative'. "I shall not be voting Labour'. 'I have not made my mind up who not to vote for'.
