Trump's Second Term

[Helen]

Watters: They are radically trying to transform America… by putting a cap on our net worth. If I want to be a trillionaire, damn right I’ll be. Don't try to stop me.

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So the only reason Jesse isn't a trillionaire, is because he doesn't want to be a trillionaire?

 

[EHocking]

A lot of people don't know how many Es there are in 'freeedumb'.

I have it on “good” authority that it is not spelled with a “b”…

 

[TofuFighter]

Hesgarth just got blasted by one of most powerful GOP members of the Armed Services commitee.
Dan Bacon said Hesg

You know it's "Hegseth", right? You've been calling him Hesgarth since he was installed. Am I missing something?

 

[PitPat]

I have it on “good” authority that it is not spelled with a “b”…

Here's Trump explaining how to spell his joke like an excited six year old telling his mom.

"I call them the Dumocrats, D-U-M, you take out the B, a lot of people don't know dumb has a B, you take out the B and you change the E, you put the U and you have a Dumocrat."

 

[EHocking]

All these years, I've thought Algae was just short for Algernon.

Where's P. G. Woodhouse when you need him?

How’s about Ogden Nash?

Ally met a bear
A bear met Algy
The bear grew bulgy
The bulge was Algy

This was the peak of hilarity when I was a (very young ) kid

 

[EHocking]

What the hell does this even mean? "Hey, mister, your gas prices are too high. I'm reporting you."

To whom? Then what? Sic DOJ on them?

ICE also stands for Internal Combustion Engine.

Just sayin’

 

[SteveAitch]

ICE also stands for Internal Combustion Engine.

Just sayin’

Not to mention In-Car Entertainment.

So I won't.

 

[EHocking]

Not to mention In-Car Entertainment.

So I won't.

Not sure how the DMV ties in with this current line of thought, but anyway…

 

[dann]

You know it's "Hegseth", right? You've been calling him Hesgarth since he was installed. Am I missing something?

Kegsbreath is still the best one.

 

[dudalb]

It can;t go on the way it is without the the country collapsing into chaos and violence.

 

[EHocking]

It can;t go on the way it is without the the country collapsing into chaos and violence.

I hadn’t realised that the DMV was such an important institution to the USA

 

[P.J. Denyer]

I hadn’t realised that the DMV was such an important institution to the USA

I understand t plays an important role in keeping people off the streets for many, many hours at a time.

 

[Norman Alexander]

I understand t plays an important role in keeping people off the streets for many, many hours at a time.

As do bars.

 

[Andy_Ross]

How many drunken Fox commentators does Donnie have in the wings to replace him?

All of them

 

[Andy_Ross]

Actually this was a case against an auto repair shop owner who was illegally removing federally mandated anti smog equipment from diesel trucks, I assume so they can "roll coal."

Isn't it done with an extra device to add fuel to the exhaust manifold?

 

[Helen]

Kegsbreath is still the best one.

I really, really like Whisky Leaks.

 

[Andy_Ross]

A new decoration for the Whitehouse

 

[dann]

I hadn’t realised that the DMV was such an important institution to the USA

I get the impression that it appears as a location in most sitcoms.
The Big Bang Theory
Seinfeld
For some reason, I can't find a clip of Alan at the DMV from Two and a Half Men.
It was surprising that the series DMV was cancelled after only one season.

 

[Andy_Ross]

 

[dann]

A new decoration for the Whitehouse

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