Trump's Second Term

[Helen]

Surprise!

Q: Mr President, have you been told that you're going to receive the inaugural FIFA peace prize today?

TRUMP: I have been told. There's a rumor about it. That would be a great honor

https://twitter.com/x/status/1996981447505117600

No, it's not. It's not a great honour. It's a made up prize, made up just for you, since your colossal ego is so incredible fragile that it needs constant stroking to keep it alive. Once they have given it to you, it will become even less of an honour; the valueless prize will become a negative honour - people will have to be paid to accept it (but FIFA are good at that kind of payment), once you've held it in your tiny bruised hands. No, not an honour, just another installment of this ugly, dangerous, undemocratic and corrupt modern version of the emperor's new clothes.

 

[lobosrul5]

Monica Crowley claims Trump is "talking to FIFA" about potentially moving the World Cup out of "blue cities," but no decisions have been made

https://twitter.com/x/status/1996953455919816841

So looking at Mayors/City Manager of the USA host cities:

• Atlanta, Georgia (Mercedes-Benz Stadium) Democrat
• Boston, Massachusetts (Gillette Stadium, Foxborough) Democrat
• Dallas, Texas (AT&T Stadium, Arlington) Depends, Dallas is a Democrat, but Arlington itself is an Independent
• Houston, Texas (NRG Stadium) Democrat
• Kansas City, Missouri (Arrowhead Stadium) Democrat
• Los Angeles, California (SoFi Stadium, Inglewood) Democrat
• Miami, Florida (Hard Rock Stadium, Miami Gardens) Republican
• New York/New Jersey (MetLife Stadium, East Rutherford) Democratic Socialist or Democrat for East Rutherford rather than NYC itself
• Philadelphia, Pennsylvania (Lincoln Financial Field) Democrat
• San Francisco Bay Area, California (Levi's Stadium, Santa Clara) Democrat
• Seattle, Washington (Lumen Field) Democrat

I guess games need to be moved to like Boise and OK City??

 

[Carrot Flower King]

FFS!

Just heard a bunch of The Donald's drivel from the World Cup...

Even worse than usual.

But why does he keep calling Infantino "Johnny"?

Beyond baaaaaaad.

 

[Norman Alexander]

King Donald announces his new state-run transportation plan

Donald J. Trump
@realDonald Trump
I have just approved TINY CARS to be built in America. Manufacturers have long wanted to do this, just like they are so successfully built in other countries. They can be propelled by gasoline, electric, or hybrid. These cars of the very near future are inexpensive, safe, fuel efficient and, quite simply, AMAZING!!! START BUILDING THEM NOW! Thank you to the DOJ and the Departments of Transportation and Environment. ENJOY!!! President DONALD J. TRUMP

Hi there, USA! This is a joke, right? C'mon! It's just a joke! Did Colbert post this? Cos it's sorta hilarious.......

It is a joke, right...?

No, but seriously...

Kidding.....right?

 

[LDE1976]

For any viewers not familiar with the FIFA hierarchy, Infantino is not a nickname and it refers to the bald guy.

 

[W.D.Clinger]

NBC News is reporting that Brian Cole Jr, the man arrested and now charged with leaving pipe bombs outside the Washington DC headquarters of both the Republican and Democratic parties, "believed conspiracy theories about the 2020 election".

Cole is said to be cooperating with the FBI.

The criminal complaint alleges that "BRIAN J. COLE, JR. has transported in interstate commerce an explosive with the knowledge or intent that it will be used to kill, injure, or intimidate any individual or unlawfully to damage or destroy any building, vehicle, or other real or personal property, in violation of 18 U.S.C. § 844(d); and has maliciously damaged and destroyed and attempted to damage and destroy, by means of fire and explosive materials, the headquarters of the Republican National Committee (RNC) and the Democratic National Committee in Washington, D.C., in violation of 18 U.S.C. § 844(i)."

 

[P.J. Denyer]

Surprise!

Q: Mr President, have you been told that you're going to receive the inaugural FIFA peace prize today?

TRUMP: I have been told. There's a rumor about it. That would be a great honor

https://twitter.com/x/status/1996981447505117600

"First Annual Montgomery Burns Award for Outstanding Achievement in the Field of Excellence"

 

[Carrot Flower King]

For any viewers not familiar with the FIFA hierarchy, Infantino is not a nickname and it refers to the bald guy.

Yeah, "Johnny".

 

[shemp]

I had to get up in the morning at ten o'clock at night half an hour before I went to bed, drink a cup of sulphuric acid, work twenty-nine hours a day down mill, and pay mill owner for permission to come to work.

VARNEY: Do you work 18 hours a day?

MIKE JOHNSON: More. More. And I have to, because President Trump works sleeps 21 hours a day.

https://twitter.com/x/status/1996949483834216750

FTFH.

 

[Tero]

Trump will lose his ability avenge any defectors at some point, so I don't think it will get to this. We might have Mar a Lago as a nursing home for a month or two.

20thcenturygeek
39m
We all know Trump is going to die in his sleep.It will probably be during a cabinet meeting.

 

[Garrison]

King Donald announces his new state-run transportation plan

Donald J. Trump
@realDonald Trump
I have just approved TINY CARS to be built in America. Manufacturers have long wanted to do this, just like they are so successfully built in other countries. They can be propelled by gasoline, electric, or hybrid. These cars of the very near future are inexpensive, safe, fuel efficient and, quite simply, AMAZING!!! START BUILDING THEM NOW! Thank you to the DOJ and the Departments of Transportation and Environment. ENJOY!!! President DONALD J. TRUMP

Or the same kind of cars everyone has been driving for decades.

 

[P.J. Denyer]

Or the same kind of cars everyone has been driving for decades.

I can't wait to see a 20 stone MAGA crammed into a Confederate flag bedecked Citroen Ami.

 

[Safe-Keeper]

So, um, the toddler-in-chief got the FIFA peace prize today. I'm feeling strong second-hand embarrassment for him and his entire cult.



(Autocorrect changed it to stockings-hand embarrassment. Would've been season-appropriate, if nothing else )

 

[The Great Zaganza]

Given that FIFA is one of the most corrupt organizations in the world, this seems highly appropriate.

 

[P.J. Denyer]

Apparently the soundtrack to Trump's 'Peace Conference' between Rwanda and the Congo included GnR's cover if 'Live & Let Die'. Classy and appropriate.

 

[bruto]

Whoever coached Trump to start touting tiny cars probably thought Brazil was a utopian screed.

 

[plague311]

So looking at Mayors/City Manager of the USA host cities:

• Atlanta, Georgia (Mercedes-Benz Stadium) Democrat
• Boston, Massachusetts (Gillette Stadium, Foxborough) Democrat
• Dallas, Texas (AT&T Stadium, Arlington) Depends, Dallas is a Democrat, but Arlington itself is an Independent
• Houston, Texas (NRG Stadium) Democrat
• Kansas City, Missouri (Arrowhead Stadium) Democrat
• Los Angeles, California (SoFi Stadium, Inglewood) Democrat
• Miami, Florida (Hard Rock Stadium, Miami Gardens) Republican
• New York/New Jersey (MetLife Stadium, East Rutherford) Democratic Socialist or Democrat for East Rutherford rather than NYC itself
• Philadelphia, Pennsylvania (Lincoln Financial Field) Democrat
• San Francisco Bay Area, California (Levi's Stadium, Santa Clara) Democrat
• Seattle, Washington (Lumen Field) Democrat

I guess games need to be moved to like Boise and OK City??

I see one of those locations that has a head and shoulders lead amongst the rest. Miami.

The main reason is because it's only an hour away from Mar-A-Lago and Trump will insist that all of the corrupt foreign heads of state stay at his resort. Transportation? Don't worry, he'll let them ride in The Beast. After all, it's good enough for Putin! There's nothing that takes place in the US that Trump doesn't make money off of it.

 

[Tristan Chi]

I had to get up in the morning at ten o'clock at night half an hour before I went to bed, drink a cup of sulphuric acid, work twenty-nine hours a day down mill, and pay mill owner for permission to come to work.

VARNEY: Do you work 18 hours a day?

MIKE JOHNSON: More. More. And I have to, because President Trump works 21 hours a day.

https://twitter.com/x/status/1996949483834216750

Luxury!

 

[Andy_Ross]

“It is presented annually on behalf of the billions of football loving people from around the world to distinguish an individual who exemplifies an unwavering commitment to balancing peace and unity throughout the world through their notable leadership and action. And therefore, FIFA awards the 2025 FIFA world peace prize football unites the world to Donald J. Trump, president of the United States of America in recognition of his exceptional actions to promote peace and unity around the world”

https://twitter.com/x/status/1996997128875659386

 

[Andy_Ross]

The NFL "Stuff"

Trump: "When you look at football in the US, soccer in the US -- we seem to never call it that, because we have a little bit of a conflict with another thing that's called football. But when you think about it, shouldn't it really be called football? We have to come up with another name for the NFL stuff."

https://twitter.com/x/status/1997001519829242351