Trump's Second Term

Some are claiming it's his insurance against being Luigied. But that doesn't work so well when it's in the Oval Office. I don't think Elon Musk is in any real danger standing next to the Resolute Desk. Here, however, he's out in the open. What a doting father...

Last I heard, the Resolute Desk had been removed from the White House last month to be "lightly refinished", which I assumed meant Trump was having tacky gold plate added.
 
REPORTER: Do you and your tariff policies bear any responsibility for the turmoil we're seeing this week?

TRUMP: No. Biden gave us a horrible economy.
Sadly, MAGA/Nazis are going to parrot this lie over and over again. They know it is a lie but will fight to their very souls insisting that it is fact.
 
It's funny how good he is ..
Hilarious.
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I no longer underestimate the credulity and willful ignorance of the maga cult. My retirement took a huge hit during the first Trump debacle, but eventually recovered after he left office. Now, the ◊◊◊◊ wit is doing it again.
Can I suggest getting your investments outside the US economy? As fast as you can possibly paddle? Because it won't be a "hit" this time. It will be a wipeout.
 
Trump sits into his new Tesla (gold plated model S plaid I guess). Starts autopilot. Tesla burst into flames, doors can't be open, Trump burns on live TV. Musk says "oops" and blinks into the camera.
Add a Pepsi button to the car so they'll know it's him.


Or just use facial recognition software, I guess. It's 2025, not whenever that film came out.
 
Sadly, MAGA/Nazis are going to parrot this lie over and over again. They know it is a lie but will fight to their very souls insisting that it is fact.
Well, some of them, including Trump, will indeed use the "Biden economy" line rather than acknowledge Trump's responsibility for the chaos. But also, some of them (including Trump) will acknowledge his responsibility but avoid the reality of the damage by taking the line that it's just "a little bit of pain" that's unavoidable as part of some master plan he has to MAGA! (And the "Biden gave us a horrible economy" thing is essentially a non-sequitur anyway. No matter how bad the economy was that Biden handed over- and it wasn't as bad as the Trumpers like to pretend- it had nothing to do with the Trump tariffs which are the immediate and obvious cause of the chaos)

The (un)funny thing about all this is that most of the MAGA-fans who root him on no matter what probably don't have any clear idea of what MAGA! even means- it's a slogan, like "woke," something that has no more actual definition than to be either a fuzzy dragon to slay or an equally fuzzy princess to save.
 
The Dow was -478.23 (-1.14%) today, ending at 41,433.48. So from 44,873.28 on Feb. 5, it is -3,439.80 or -7.67% in 23 trading days, an average loss of -149.56 points per day. Good job Cheetolini!

it’s entirely unforced as well. no pandemic this time, just immediate, predictable effects of bad foreign and economic policy
 
The latest from Cheetolini's idiot mouthpiece:


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