Trump's Second Term

[Gulliver Foyle]

He thinks he's the Steve McQueen of the Trump family when he's actually the Fredo Corleone.

Correction, they're all the Fredo.

 

[Andy_Ross]

Ron Filipkowski
@RonFilipkowski
I really think the easiest way for the Ayatollah to get out of this mess is to buy some Trump crypto.

 

[Norman Alexander]

Ron Filipkowski
@RonFilipkowski
I really think the easiest way for the Ayatollah to get out of this mess is to buy tell Donny that he bought some Trump crypto.

He just has to say he did.

 

[Mojo]

He's completely mad!

Donald J. Trump
@realDonaldTrump
Publicity seeking President Emmanuel Macron, of France, mistakenly said that I left the G7 Summit, in Canada, to go back to D.C. to work on a "cease fire" between Israel and Iran. Wrong! He has no idea why I am now on my way to Washington...

"...and neither do I."

 

[Mojo]

Actually, I think I've figured out why he left early:

"Let me exercise my role as G7 chair" -- Carney steps in to stop Trump from taking more questions

https://twitter.com/x/status/1934638518975819965

This is what happens when you elect Eric Cartman as president: "screw you guys I'm going home!"

 

[Gulliver Foyle]

I love the name Carney. Strengthens my impression of the Dump regime as a bizarre carnival.

It's an Irish name derived either from "Ó Cearnaigh" meaning "descended from the victorious one" or from "Ó Catharnaigh" meaning "descended from the warlike one".

 

[Gulliver Foyle]

I've seen various people online claiming that his car/apartment were full of "No King" flyers, with no source cited for the claim, of course.

It's publicly known that he's a far right christian pastor. His sermons against LGBT+ people are well known.

 

[Tero]

bravenewworld57
“You (Stephen Miller) just pulled National Guard I placed at the border who were stopping fentanyl smuggling. Now they’re twiddling their thumbs in LA." Gov. Gavin Newsom (D-CA)

 

[Tero]

gavin.baskerville
The main problem with a Trump phone is, try as you might, you can't charge it with anything.

 

[shemp]

'It Didn't Rain at All': Trump Complains About Weather Forecasters Ruining His Parade

Donald Trump is blaming weather forecasters for the flop of his $45 million military parade in Washington, D.C., which saw low turnout and a storm of mockery online.

dailyboulder.com

‘It Didn’t Rain at All’: Trump Complains About Weather Forecasters Ruining His Parade​

Donald Trump is blaming weather forecasters for the flop of his $45 million military parade in Washington, D.C., which saw low turnout and a storm of mockery online.

“It was a tremendous success with a fantastic audience. It was supposed to rain. They gave it a 100% chance of rain — and it didn’t rain at all. It was beautiful,” Trump told Fox News. “They didn’t do too well, the weather people, last night.”

But the clouds rolled in anyway. Drizzle and thick skies canceled several planned flyovers. And photos from the Washington Monument showed a thin crowd, despite the price tag and buildup.

 

[Tristan Chi]

gavin.baskerville
The main problem with a Trump phone is, try as you might, you can't charge it with anything.

Well, you can charge it, but without effect.

 

[Norman Alexander]

Trump used a Sharpie on his own brain to alter the actual weather...


This, folks, is where we are at now.

 

[shemp]

No surprises here.

Noem-led dept 'spending like drunken sailors' as report says Trump agency is $1 billion over budget

Although President Donald Trump’s Immigration and Customs Enforcement agency is deporting people at a slower pace than President Joe Biden did last year, ICE, under the direction of Homeland Security Secretary Kristi Noem, is reportedly $1 billion over budget—even as Trump on Sunday issued a new order directing the agency to carry out “the largest Mass Deportation Program in History.”

Even before that order, Trump’s “immigration crackdown” has been “burning through cash so quickly that the agency charged with arresting, detaining and removing unauthorized immigrants could run out of money next month,” Axios reported on Monday. ICE “is already $1 billion over budget by one estimate, with more than three months left in the fiscal year."

“Trump’s DHS is spending like drunken sailors,” U.S. Senator Chris Murphy (D-CT) told the news outlet. “They are spending likely in the neighborhood of a billion dollars more at ICE than we authorized, and that’s patently illegal.”

But one former federal budget official told Axios, “I have a feeling they’re going to grant themselves an exception apportionment, use the life and safety exception, and just keep burning money.”

 

[P.J. Denyer]

Trump used a Sharpie on his own brain to alter the actual weather...


This, folks, is where we are at now.

 

[Segnosaur]

No surprises here.

ICE, under the direction of Homeland Security Secretary Kristi Noem, is reportedly $1 billion over budget

Ah the republicans... the part of "fiscal responsibility", with their president a genius who knows all about money.

 

[Resume]

WTAF?

 

[Lukraak_Sisser]

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WTAF?

Start wwiii so the rapture can come and Israel can be claimed by it's rightful owners, baptist christians?

 

[The Great Zaganza]

Mike should know that the Rapture can't start until he has slit his wrists in the bathtub.

 

[Mojo]

Ah the republicans... the part of "fiscal responsibility", with their president a genius who knows all about money.

It isn't his money, so what's the problem?

 

[bruto]

It's reassuring to know that the president is not the craziest person out there....oh, wait, no it isn't.