Tired of attending national security briefings then immediately having to repeat everything point by point to your authoritarian dictator paymasters? With TrumpPhone your secrets are autocratically, sorry, automatically recorded, transmitted, transcribed and relayed to the foreign power where they can do the most good. For us and our foreign held debts, anyway.
This leaves you with more time for the things that matter, golf, paying off pornstars, golf, and qualitity family time with Eric... Just kidding about that last one, golf.
TrumpPhone: From your lips to Putin's ear