The PROPHET YAHWEH, Maker of UFO's

[Sujay]

Here's the part of his message where he admits to be diagnosed as mentally ill :

And, he declared me as mentally ill by the power invested in him by the state of California.

The deep thing about it is that he declared me mentally ill with in a few minutes of talking to me.

I think it was no more than about 10 minutes of talking with me.

To make a long story short, I was declared mentally ill from that day on and currently I am a client at Los Angeles County Department of Mental Health at their Mental Health Authority called "The Village."

Also, I have been given geodon, lithium, risperdal and a couple of other medications to stop me from hearing the Voice that calls itself YAHWEH.

Among other things, he also declares that "Yahweh" one day let him know that he would recieve $750,000

Well, a few days later, maybe one or two days, I was notified that I had been chosen to receive $750,000]!

I could not speak for a moment.

They assured me that it was nothing like: the fake sweepstakes that you find in the mail, email sweepstakes, telephone solicitation, or anything like that and that it was real.

The "mysterious benefactor" apparently sent him a cheque of $4800 (probably a cheque he unknowingly sent himself), and promised the rest would arrive later. As it turned out, the cheque could not be encashed.

Apparently, he was led to Randi's challenge by a "dream", and now he calls Randi his "donor".

The donor is saying that if I call down a spaceship for them to document, that they will give me one million dollars, and I have accepted the challenge, and they have acknowledge me as a candidate.

Here is the located of the site:

http://www.randi.org

When you get to the home page, click on the "Million Dollar Challenge" on the far left side of the page.

Don't forget to click on the "Log Of Applicants" link, in that section and also on the page that details the challenge.

When you click on the "Log Of Applicants" link, you will see my name.

Click on my name, and you will see all the communications between me and them.

They will acknowledge my acceptance of their challenge and their acceptance of me as a candidate .

You will see the truth for yourself right there in those pages attached to my name.

Then, when you here the lies of my enemies, you will know their lies for what they are - lies!

In closing, let me say that if Mr. James Randi come out here to verify my abilities, I have no doubt that the most holy and wonderful YAHWEH will truly prove to him and his associates that I am the winner of that million dollars.

They will be blow away when they see what YAHWEH is going to do through me.

That million dollars belong to me.

Sincerely Yours In YAHWEH's Money For The Poor,

Prophet Yahweh
Seer of Yahweh

 

[Sujay]

It must be rather like living at the White House.

LOL!!

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But what if he isn't the one who coordinates the balloon releasing?

What if he has accomplices/followers/whatever who know where he'll be, and release the balloons without his knowledge?

If this is the case at all, it just MIGHT be his wife. She is also a follower of "Yahweh" (calls herself "Angel of Yahweh"), knows where he is, and where his challenges are, and is probably looking for $$$, to promote her views.

 

[Drostie]

Did I miss something, or did the JREF forget to ask for three notarized affadavits from professionals?

Also: the affadavit thing should probably be mentioned in the rules. Currently, it's only in the FAQ. Someone could later claim that this is unrealistic, because it's only in the FAQ, not in the official rules.

 

[Drostie]

Also, there should be some restriction on closeness of approach of the UFOs, so that we get a clear view.

A decent one would be "bigger than the viewing angle of a quarter held at arm's length."

This would keep people from saying, "I might have seen two small dots right next to each other over there..."

I know that the JREF considers obviousness foregone, but that doesn't mean that other people do...

 

[kraatz]

Did I miss something, or did the JREF forget to ask for three notarized affadavits from professionals?

Also: the affadavit thing should probably be mentioned in the rules. Currently, it's only in the FAQ. Someone could later claim that this is unrealistic, because it's only in the FAQ, not in the official rules.

It is not certain how this comment relates to this thread, and the FAQ is necessarily vague on the subject, saying you "may" be "asked" to provide this information the in case of particularly "far-fetched" claims. It does not say you will absoutely be required to do so, but then again, not everyone will be asked in the first place. I thought the example given was clear enough.

 

[kraatz]

Also, there should be some restriction on closeness of approach of the UFOs, so that we get a clear view.

A decent one would be "bigger than the viewing angle of a quarter held at arm's length."

This would keep people from saying, "I might have seen two small dots right next to each other over there..."

I know that the JREF considers obviousness foregone, but that doesn't mean that other people do...

If you read Kramer's other posts in this thread, he has already indicated that 1.) Yaweh's original protocol has been scrapped, 2.) Another is already detailed in his e-mail exchange (not clear that this bit has been posted yet, but then I haven't examined the posts thoroughly for every detail) and 3.) Kramer cannot reveal all of the safeguards under consideration (his "hand") for obvious reasons of testing integrity.

I thought the discussions had already been clear as well (comments from the applicant himself) in that the object is to clearly be a space ship, and from other comments indicating that a UFO is not acceptable. I have to trust that when Kramer indicates the JREF has it covered (see his post from 6/17/05), it really is covered.

 

[Stereolab]

I don't know about you guys, but I am rooting for Prophet Yahweh.

He seems so sincere. He seems quite forthright about what he promises to do. And he's promised to give all the money to charity.

As long as the aliens would be nice to us, I sincerely hope he is able to use his powers to summon big old spaceships over Las Vegas!

 

[Manny]

As long as the aliens would be nice to us...

Unavailable for comment:

 

[TheBoyPaj]

I wonder how long it would take an average person to see some unknown tiny object in the sky if they really took the time to look.

It would not surprise me at all to find that they happen all the time, but that they usually are too faint or tiny to be visible without really looking hard for them.

I recently found out about Iridium flares, which are reflections from communications satellites. They're so bright you can see them in the early morning and evening light. They're so noticeable and regular that I was amazed that I've never heard of them or seen them before. I bet they're responsible for a few UFO sightings in the past.

But it's true. There's a lot going on up above our heads if you take the time to look.

 

[delphi_ote]

I recently found out about Iridium flares, which are reflections from communications satellites. They're so bright you can see them in the early morning and evening light. They're so noticeable and regular that I was amazed that I've never heard of them or seen them before. I bet they're responsible for a few UFO sightings in the past.

But it's true. There's a lot going on up above our heads if you take the time to look.

Pretty interesting that you can get the exact time and location in the sky. I'm might try to use this to have fun with some friends this weekend...

 

[Beady]

Pretty interesting that you can get the exact time and location in the sky. I'm might try to use this to have fun with some friends this weekend...

Go here and you can get the pass times of the Shuttle, Hubble, ISS, and several other satellites. I've got it set up so I get emailed various sighting times and tracks.

 

[Morris Cod]

Anybody thought of this?

What if, after the summoning, and the subsequent appearance of said balloons,a quick inspection of the surrounding areas reveals AN ALIEN, releasing balloons from behind a shrub?

 

[Ripley Twenty-Nine]

July 15th Deadline

Well, the July 15th deadline has passed, and there was no UFO hovering over Las Vegas for 2 days as promised.

Profit Yahweh (Whoops! Typo!) himself admitted that if he couldn't summon a large UFO to hover over the city by July 15th, then he is a fraud. So end of story, right? Wrong!

You see, from the beginning, he billed this as a Media Only event.. Not for the public. But it appears that the media had lost interest. So it wasn't his fault for not being able to do it, it was the fault of the media for not showing up.

Some might argue that summoning a UFO the size of Las Vegas to hover over the city for two days might draw the media there, but apparently that does not make sense for Profit Yahweh.

Here's a link containing his reponse:
http://www.bibleufo.com/prophet140.htm

Last night, while sleep, I heard the following words from the voice that calls itself YAHWEH:

"CALL ALL LOCAL TELEVISIONS STATIONS AND TELL THEM TO ASSIGN YOU A DEDICATED CAMERA TEAM WHOSE JOB IS TO DO NOTHING BUT COVER YOUR SUMMONINGS TO ME FOR THE UFOS AND SPACESHIP. TELL THEM TO NOT AIR ANYTHING UNTIL AFTER EVERY THING IS DONE WHEN THEY HAVE ALL THEY SIGHTINGS THEY NEED AND THE SPACESHIP TO PROVE THAT WE EXIST AND THAT MY DELEGATION IS HERE READY TO INTERVENE IN THE AFFAIRS OF THE WORLD. FOR THE MOMENT IS OURS AND THE MOMENT IS AT HAND. FOR I WILL DESCEND IN A SPACESHIP FOR ALL TO SEE. AT THAT TIME, I WANT TO BE FILMED BY LOCAL TV NEWS."

Yahweh is a pretty technically inclined deity, I guess. Not only does he scrutinize over the technical details, but he's even concerned about Copyright laws and Confidentiality Agreements!

But don't fret! He's hasn't cancelled the Greatest Event Known To Mankind in the History of the World altogether, he's just posponed it.........................

...................... Until June 1st, 2006.

 

[ohms]

Re: July 15th Deadline

But don't fret! He's hasn't cancelled the Greatest Event Known To Mankind in the History of the World altogether, he's just posponed it.........................

...................... Until June 1st, 2006.

Does this mean Mr Yahweh wont be in Vegas during TAM4?

 

[Ceritus]

one of yaweh's balloons in florida? http://maps.google.com/maps?q=33409&ll=26.748651,-80.074550&spn=0.005622,0.007875&t=k&hl=en


zipcode 33409 or look up ufos in goodle sat pictures.



Anyhow I think this guy is a quack and just posted this link to read what you all think about it!

 

[Beady]

one of yaweh's balloons in florida? http://maps.google.com/maps?q=33409&ll=26.748651,-80.074550&spn=0.005622,0.007875&t=k&hl=en

That's just some sort of marker for whomever assembles the arial photos. I've seen them in several places.

 

[Bjarke Roune]

Ooops, posted in the wrong thread.

 

[That_guy]

You knew he was crazy, but has anyone been keeping an eye on his descent into absolute detachment from reality?

His latest post to his newsgroups:

Dear Lists,

In previous emails, concerning the "Death Syndrome" experiences of my life, I revealed to you:

a. the dream I had about one of my chief enemies dieing in a car wreck

b. deaths of family members who died because of my sins at the exact moment I commit them

c. me being murdered by killers

Now, I want to reveal to you another aspect of my death.

In the Old Testament of the bible, YAHWEH, foretold of an end-time King of the Black Jew Hebrew Israelites, that would be born out of them, by the hands of the holy prophets of Israel.

These prophecies let us know how we can identify "exactly" who that King is:

According to these scriptures, the end-time King of the Black Jew Hebrew Israelites would:

1. be able to call down UFOs and Spaceships on his signal

2. receive super-magical power, from YAHWEH, that will be far greater and more potent than any man since Adam

3. be killed by his enemies and come back to life so that he can lead the Black Jew Hebrew Israelites back to their rightful land - the land of Israel

Let there be no doubt about it - I AM THAT KING!

And, my destiny shall be fulfilled!

In my last email, I told you about how I am going to be killed.

But, what I did not tell you is that "BEFORE" I die, I will receive my super-magical power as proof that I am the foretold of King of the Israelites.

You all have seen only a small portion of YAHWEH's power through me, in relationship to the King being able to call down sightings, in number 1, above.

I am speaking of when I made history as the first man to call down UFO's for mainstream television cameras.

From now on, what you are going to witness, is YAHWEH demonstrate an even greater power, through me, by sending all the UFO's and Spaceships He would have sent to the Las Vegas media if they had continued to filming my summonings.

As He is fulfilling all His words and promises through me, but in another way, this time, only because the media rejected YAHWEH through me, when He first sent me to them, I will receive my supernatural gift of pure magic.

Me receiving receiving magic, will be the sign that will let you know that my death is not far away.

As time goes on, I will reveal those prophecies of the end-time King so you can read them for yourselves.

At that time, I'll point out, in those prophecies, the verses that show us how we can know exactly who that King is.

He claims, prior to this, that all of his enemies mysteriously die (cursed by YAHWEH, of course.) Anyone else here worried that this guy might be just a little dangerous, if only in that he may be inspiring some other nutjob to kill?

 

[TheBoyPaj]

I can't wait to see what magic he receives.

What's the betting it's the pen thru' dollar trick?

 

[That_guy]

I can't wait to see what magic he receives.

What's the betting it's the pen thru' dollar trick?

With any luck, he'll receive the ability to make himself vanish.