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Pretty girls get pretty womens. 'Nuff saidThat sign is disgracefull. I would distance yourself from it immediately young lady!
No Skateboarding? Thats discriminatory.
Nice legs by the way. Aren't they supposed to be hairy?![]()
Ewwwwwwwww, you haven't showered since 1969?!?!Blechhh... she doesn't appear to ever shower or bathe. Typical software developer
p.s. I'm an old computer geek - first started programming in 1969 (Algol-60 and Fortran IV).
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(And if you're wondering, no, I don't drink. Beer is gross. There's like a worldwide conspiracy to convince people that its actually "good" and that being drunk is "fun". I'm convinced the same people behind this are the same ones propagandizing the utility of criminally uncomfortable high heels.)
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My biggest problem? I don't "look gay", and I'm kind of an attention whore, so I get an inordinate amount of unwanted attention from guys, and they only get more persistent when they learn I am gay. Due to a rather scary experience not long ago at a bar (drunk ******* putting his hands on me uninvited, ******* friends egging him on), I've started carrying pepper spray and a hella scary 6M volt stun gun everywhere I go.Besides the vegan stuff you sound like me. Isn't it it so hard to find a good woman? I keep hitting on lesbians too. Do you have the inverse problem and talk someone up just to find out they are straight? I'll send you my lesbians if you seen me your straight ladies!![]()
My biggest problem? I don't "look gay", and I'm kind of an attention whore, so I get an inordinate amount of unwanted attention from guys, and they only get more persistent when they learn I am gay. Due to a rather scary experience not long ago at a bar (drunk ******* putting his hands on me uninvited, ******* friends egging him on), I've started carrying pepper spray and a hella scary 6M volt stun gun everywhere I go.
My biggest problem? I don't "look gay", and I'm kind of an attention whore, so I get an inordinate amount of unwanted attention from guys, and they only get more persistent when they learn I am gay. Due to a rather scary experience not long ago at a bar (drunk ******* putting his hands on me uninvited, ******* friends egging him on), I've started carrying pepper spray and a hella scary 6M volt stun gun everywhere I go.
I don't think I've ever hit on straight girls, but I've hit on tg girls plenty of times. And omg they are always so flattered, usually very feminine, statistically 1:3 are gay women, and I've met a handful who are quite gorgeous. (Seriously, spend a few hours browsing tg videos on youtube, quite a few stunning young women.)
Vegan, long hair enthusiast, electronica junkie, and I spent a year learning Esperanto. Also, I have thing for toy helicopters, I have like 6 helicopters, occasionally I bring them to work and fly them around my managers office.
That's the thing: being gay is really one of the less interesting things about me, and most people don't know until tell them... or tape a "mi eros virinojn" sign to a helicopter and fly it in their face.
I kept falling through my own ego in a loop, couldn't differentiate myself from a seam in reality, I learned that "cogito ergo sum" is a fiction as one can be clearly aware and insist forcefully that your own existence is a lie. It was a horrifying experience, not to be repeated. Mods keep deleting my story, but it was a little like this.
Forwarded that video to my coworkers, they loved it
Video not working. Ya gotta take out everything in the URL except the text that follows "v="Forwarded that video to my coworkers, they loved it
If I was a little less responsible with my money, I'd so totally get one of these:
Dude, it flies umop episdn!
Sorry about thatYou can't be a lesbian, all lesbians have short hair, everyone knows that.
I must admit I avoided this thread initially as I thought it might be another one of those disgusting homophobic threads that have been on this site before.
I was very pleasantly surprised to find out that it wasn't.
Thanks. Exactly.Sorry about that
I lulz at the phrase "homosexual lifestyle", conservatives don't bother to define what the "lifestyle" consists of... well, at least beyond being a homosexual. I don't know what the phrase means, my gay friends don't, no gay person I've ever met does, so what possible facts regarding the "gay lifestyle" do conservatives possess that I don't? Nothing in particular... well, at least nothing beyond making **** up about people they don't know and have never met.
Conservatives spend a lot of time criticizing gay people on a very abstract level: "gay lifestyle", "gay agenda", "sanctity of marriage" all refer to very intangible harms, not to any specific concrete harm to anyone.
Not too long ago, Louis Marinelli was a key strategist for the National Organization for Marriage. In 2011, he went on a state-to-state tour protesting gay marriage. At every stop, he was met with protesters, gay couples demanding an explanation for why their love and commitment to one another is "less valid" or "more perverted" than heterosexual couples. By the end the tour, he was greeted with the largest number of protesters, and slowly, it dawned on him: gay couples are normal people with fairly ordinary lives, they don't want to tear apart the social fabric of society, they don't want to obliterate morality, they don't want to topple free trade... they want to get married and raise families for the exact same reasons that heterosexuals do.
He met real people and couldn't face them, put a human face on what he'd always characterized with intangible words. Gay people are actually very ordinary, they worry about paying bills, get stuck in traffic, send their kids to school, get into fights, make up, some have an inordinate interest in toy helicopters and vegan foodums.
Shortly after the tour, Marinelli resigned his position with NOM and wrote a fairly lengthy post titled I now support full marriage equality. Mind you, he's the guy who passed prop 8, lobbied millions of dollars to put anti-gay marriage senators in office, testified in front of congress that gay men are nearly always child molestors and have lifespans decades shorter than straight men while the US considered repealing DOMA -- in spite of recanting and rebuking his position, let me state categorically: **** Louis Marinelli, **** him in the face with the fury of a thousand suns.
Had to make up another batch of cereal; more or less equal batches of these...
Sometimes a small amount of raisin bran added.
Makes me a regular guy.