Ed Teen flashes breasts, causes accident, she is run over

[Dancing David]

http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/us_odd_distracted_driver

WELLINGTON, New Zealand – A New Zealand teen who was flashing her breasts at passing cars has been found guilty of disorderly behavior for the prank, which ended with her in a hospital after a distracted driver ran into her. Cherelle May Dudfield, 18, pleaded guilty to the charge when she appeared in Invercargill District Court, the Southland Times newspaper reported Wednesday.

 

[JJM 777]

Why nothing like this ever happens to me on the road?

 

[BTMO]

I love living in New Zealand. Of course, I am in Rome today...

 

[Giggywig]

This story needs pics.

 

[sphenisc]

Why nothing like this ever happens to me on the road?

Your breasts aren't very distracting?

 

[Skeptic]

The driver reports that, during the accident, his life just flashed before his eyes...

 

[Thunder]

Why nothing like this ever happens to me on the road?

in New Jersey, there used to be "Whip'em Out Wednesdays"

ahh...life was good.

 

[ARubberChickenWithAPulley]

It's always dangerous when you get blinded by someone's headlights.

 

[I Ratant]

Why nothing like this ever happens to me on the road?

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Happened to me!
By the time I got what wits I had left together and stopped, some guy with faster reflexes had stopped and picked her up.

 

[I Ratant]

Your breasts aren't very distracting?

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You mean! LOL!

 

[JihadJane]

The article appears to contradict itself, claiming, at first, that the accident happened because she distracted the driver with her flashing, while also saying she was hit "as she tried to run to the side of the road" and that she would have been more seriously injured but for the fact that her behavior had slowed the traffic down.

Therefore, her breast flashing may well have saved her life. She should be praised for her traffic-calming initiative, which made the road safer for pedestrians.

 

[andyandy]

Therefore, her breast flashing may well have saved her life. She should be praised for her traffic-calming initiative, which made the road safer for pedestrians.

Compulsory breast-flashing in all residential areas?

It puts a whole new meaning to the idea of traffic calming road humps....

 

[JoeTheJuggler]

I've never had that experience while driving, but I've had it while juggling (especially in clubs) plenty of times. In other circumstances, old men say, "Got a match?"

I prefer being flashed by the girls (usually).

Either way, I don't drop.

 

[andyandy]

I've never had that experience while driving, but I've had it while juggling (especially in clubs) plenty of times.

Where can I buy some juggling sticks?

 

[kerikiwi]

And now we get to pay for her hospital treatment as well as her upkeep and that of her young baby. No doubt the fine will be paid out of her benefit, and there will probably be some accident compensation involved, which we all pay for in rising levies.
Yep, she had a baby a few months back, and has since then been guilty of drink driving.
That baby doesn't have a very bright future to look forward to.
All in all quite hilarious.

 

[Matthew Best]

This story needs pics.

How about video?

 

[gtc]

I love the re-enactments in that video.

 

[MikeSun5]

I've been distracted by something while I was driving before, but I never drove directly towards and smashed into what I was looking at.

...awesome story, though.

 

[JihadJane]

I've been distracted by something while I was driving before, but I never drove directly towards and smashed into what I was looking at.

...awesome story, though.

Yes, I was wondering why there's no mention of the driver being done for dangerous driving.

 

[Myriad]

Yes, I was wondering why there's no mention of the driver being done for dangerous driving.

Probably because it is generally recognized that all driving is inherently dangerous. Millions of courageous drivers take the risk anyhow, despite the nefarious efforts of hegemony-seeking pedestrians to add to the threat.

Respectfully,
Myriad