Ed Teen flashes breasts, causes accident, she is run over

[JihadJane]

Bloody Marxists!

 

[Drudgewire]

in New Jersey, there used to be "Whip'em Out Wednesdays"

ahh...life was good.

Whip 'em out Wednesdays

 

[BenBurch]

It's always dangerous when you get blinded by someone's headlights.

You win the thread.

 

[bjornart]

Therefore, her breast flashing may well have saved her life. She should be praised for her traffic-calming initiative, which made the road safer for pedestrians.

Like the Danish road safety campaign with the video I unfortunately can't find now... But it had boobs.

 

[ponderingturtle]

I've been distracted by something while I was driving before, but I never drove directly towards and smashed into what I was looking at.

...awesome story, though.

Actualy people tend to stear toward what they are looking at. That is why when driving you want to look were you want the car to go. You can avoid this to an extent but this is a fairly predictable outcome of flashing next to a road.

 

[JihadJane]

Actualy people tend to stear toward what they are looking at. That is why when driving you want to look were you want the car to go. You can avoid this to an extent but this is a fairly predictable outcome of flashing next to a road.

Have there been any peer-reviewed studies?

 

[NoZed Avenger]

Have there been any peer-reviewed studies?

The bastards haven't approved my grant. Yet.

 

[gumboot]

Actualy people tend to stear toward what they are looking at. That is why when driving you want to look were you want the car to go. You can avoid this to an extent but this is a fairly predictable outcome of flashing next to a road.

This is why, when stunned by the headlights of an oncoming car, they advise you to look to the left of the road. If you continue to look at the lights you will tend to veer across the centreline into the oncoming traffic.

 

[WildCat]

Not my type at all, but I'm glad her breasts were OK.

 

[MikeSun5]

I like how the news had her reenact the flashing. Crazy.

 

[WildCat]

Has she ever had sex with Tiger Woods?

 

[Eyeron]

This kind of thing never happens to me.

 

[ddt]

This is why, when stunned by the headlights of an oncoming car, they advise you to look to the left of the road. If you continue to look at the lights you will tend to veer across the centreline into the oncoming traffic.

For clarity: that's when you drive on the left side of the road. I was at first confused by your statement.

 

[Cainkane1]

http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/us_odd_distracted_driver

Hopefully she recovered from her injuries and learned a valuable lesson.

 

[NoZed Avenger]

This kind of thing never happens to me.

So get out and flash cars.

Simple.

 

[commandlinegamer]

Originally posted by JihadJane

Have there been any peer-reviewed studies?

I'm sure episode 3 of next season's Top Gear has this pencilled in as a
feature.

 

[Skeptic]

Have there been any peer-reviewed studies?

I suppose that if you volunteer to flash, I can drive by, and we'll publish the results of what happens.

I get first author.

 

[JihadJane]

I suppose that if you volunteer to flash, I can drive by, and we'll publish the results of what happens.

I get first author.

OK, but I'd like to reverse roles, with Jeremy Clarkson as the flasher and me as the driver.

 

[Skeptic]

I suppose that "I will show you mine if Jeremy Clarkson shows me his" is an new twist on an old game...

 

[JihadJane]

I have a strong veering tendency.