Aww. I think you can take those guys, Hok.
Team Oob, an organization of skeptically oriented poker superstars. is looking for members just like you. We have evaluated your play and would *cough* like you to join us. You will immediately benefit from the perks all members enjoy. This includes your buy-in stakes for any skeptical tournaments you participate in during the month of July, 2012. Your only oobligation is you must wear the official Team Oob t-shirt while playing.
Please join us, Hokulele, and your name will be added to the full membership list below. Because, ya know, someone has to inject a dose of oobiness into that tourney and I won't be there this year. You're just the person we're looking for.
Current members:
- Oob