Dear Sylvia,
I'm eligilble to retire from my gummint job right this very minute. I mean, I could call up my boss right now and tell him not to expect me in next week, and I could start collecting my gummint pension.
Thing is, Mrs. BPSCG has a good job and all, but we wouldn't quite be able to make ends meet on her salary and my pension just yet. We calculate the end of 2008.
What I'm wondering is, I'm thinking of maybe going into another lucrative line of work. I figure I could do it part time and rake in a hell of a lot of money. What I'd like to do is tell people I'm a psychic and that I can talk to their dead relatives and get messages from them and give them all kinds of life lessons and good advice like "Go see a doctor about that terrible itching and your inability to see out of your right eye and for your kidneys pain," you know, that kind of thing. I figure it doesn't take much talent; I keep reading about people who learn to do this stuff in a couple of hours. I've seenyou on Montel, and I think I could pick up what you do in a couple of hours.I figure I'll charge them like $250.00 for a reading. I hear some psychics charge as much as $700, but when I read some of the mail people send these psychics, I figure they probably live in a trailer in the Ozarks or something, and they really can't afford the $700, but they might be able to pony up the $250. So there's an untapped market there, I think.
Plus, when word gets around that I give advice that's just as useful and helpful as the $700 psychics, maybe I'll get all their business and put them out of work! Hah! Wouldn't that be a riot!
Anyway, I was just wondering if you could get in touch with my dead grandfather and find out what he says about this. He might be a little difficult to get hold of, since, by all accounts, he was not a nice guy and is probably in Hell, unlike most of the dead people you talk with, who all - all - seem to be "in a better place, and happy." If I could retire two years early, well, that would be just great.
Fondly, (you filthy piece of ◊◊◊◊),
BPSCG
PS: Please say "Hi" to Thorn-Cocked Gulbuth the Rampant when you get to Hell, which can't happen soon enough.
I'm eligilble to retire from my gummint job right this very minute. I mean, I could call up my boss right now and tell him not to expect me in next week, and I could start collecting my gummint pension.
Thing is, Mrs. BPSCG has a good job and all, but we wouldn't quite be able to make ends meet on her salary and my pension just yet. We calculate the end of 2008.
What I'm wondering is, I'm thinking of maybe going into another lucrative line of work. I figure I could do it part time and rake in a hell of a lot of money. What I'd like to do is tell people I'm a psychic and that I can talk to their dead relatives and get messages from them and give them all kinds of life lessons and good advice like "Go see a doctor about that terrible itching and your inability to see out of your right eye and for your kidneys pain," you know, that kind of thing. I figure it doesn't take much talent; I keep reading about people who learn to do this stuff in a couple of hours. I've seenyou on Montel, and I think I could pick up what you do in a couple of hours.I figure I'll charge them like $250.00 for a reading. I hear some psychics charge as much as $700, but when I read some of the mail people send these psychics, I figure they probably live in a trailer in the Ozarks or something, and they really can't afford the $700, but they might be able to pony up the $250. So there's an untapped market there, I think.
Plus, when word gets around that I give advice that's just as useful and helpful as the $700 psychics, maybe I'll get all their business and put them out of work! Hah! Wouldn't that be a riot!
Anyway, I was just wondering if you could get in touch with my dead grandfather and find out what he says about this. He might be a little difficult to get hold of, since, by all accounts, he was not a nice guy and is probably in Hell, unlike most of the dead people you talk with, who all - all - seem to be "in a better place, and happy." If I could retire two years early, well, that would be just great.
Fondly, (you filthy piece of ◊◊◊◊),
BPSCG
PS: Please say "Hi" to Thorn-Cocked Gulbuth the Rampant when you get to Hell, which can't happen soon enough.
