StopSylvia email from a psychic

RSLancastr said:
Spoke too soon! Just checked again, and there was a reply from last night.

Here's part of it:



So that, apparently, explains that.
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I love how if it happened.. he would be right and if it does not happen.. he was going to be right.

Just can't lose.
 
Sabrina said:
Ahh, the old psychic's fallback... "It didn't happen because aliens/spirits/a higher power prevented it from happening! Buy my book on the subject, only $34.99!"
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Why don't they just say it on beforehand?

"A great wave will hit Texas, but it will be prevented by humanoids, reptiloids, fishoids, walking-treeoids and super intelligent shades of the colour blue."

Saves everybody a lot of bother.

On the one side the bother of verifying, on the other side the bother of proving anything.
 
He also mentioned that from now on he will ask his divine sources whether something he "sees" will definitely happen, or if it will happen unless something prevents it from happening (my words, not his).
 
Sabrina said:
Ahh, the old psychic's fallback... "It didn't happen because aliens/spirits/a higher power prevented it from happening! Buy my book on the subject, only $34.99!"
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which reminds me of the Biblical book of Jonah where he preached doom to the Assyrians and nothing happens and he gets pissed.

Actually, if you look at it, the entire book of Jonah is slapstick in the John Cleese tradition. The big fish bit, the failed prophecy, the whole time he is basically the Henny Youngman of Hebrew prophets, he just don't get no respect.

It's unfortunate that Bible readers try to take this seriously when the book itself does not.
 
jayh said:
which reminds me of the Biblical book of Jonah where he preached doom to the Assyrians and nothing happens and he gets pissed.

Actually, if you look at it, the entire book of Jonah is slapstick in the John Cleese tradition. The big fish bit, the failed prophecy, the whole time he is basically the Henny Youngman of Hebrew prophets, he just don't get no respect.

It's unfortunate that Bible readers try to take this seriously when the book itself does not.
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Is there a comedy based on the story?

I mean, there's musical about Joseph and his coat, there's a musical about Jesus (and Brian), but a comedy about Jonah might just be the thing we need now.
 
Well I was totally wrong, I guess I don't win a million dollars. I *completely* forgot about aliens. What was I thinking? ;)

Actually we've got a friend who is eerily similar to this guy. Every now and then he calls us on the phone and propounds his latest prediction. Not one prediction has ever even come CLOSE to coming true but it never slows him down one bit. He too believes in that weird alien reptiloid whatever thingy.
 
RSLancastr said:
Is your friend David Icke?
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No, but now that I read that Wiki link about him, I understand where our friend is getting a lot of ideas! Holy Guacamole!

I like to think of our friend as "Fred" because one night he shared with us an interesting secret, that he relates to cartoon characters and in particular Fred Flintstone and felt that this revealed some sort of truth in his life. :eye-poppi We haven't had him over for dinner since then, alas, but every time we talk to "Fred" he comes up with some other whacky idea. It's just that he can gather more steam and really come up with some tall ones when you have more time to spend with him.
 
RSLancastr said:
Spoke too soon! Just checked again, and there was a reply from last night.

Here's part of it:



So that, apparently, explains that.
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Wait, so he's not only saying that there are crypto-terrestrials, but that they stopped the tsunami???

Well, if they share this planet with us, I suppose it makes perfect sense! :p

Oy. Well, at least he had the gumption to respond with something, even tho that something is...well...:boxedin:
 
That reply is classic. Much better than the standard "Well, even psychics have their hits and misses..."

That said, why do these things so often culminate with the Reptilians? Those green meanies seem to consistently be the top of the paranoia hierarchy of woo: 1.) the gummint 2.) Teh Joos 3.) The Illuminati 4.) Friggen alien reptiles

It sounds like something a skeptic would make up to mock a CT or other nut, but nope.
 
cambion said:
That reply is classic. Much better than the standard "Well, even psychics have their hits and misses..."

That said, why do these things so often culminate with the Reptilians? Those green meanies seem to consistently be the top of the paranoia hierarchy of woo: 1.) the gummint 2.) Teh Joos 3.) The Illuminati 4.) Friggen alien reptiles

It sounds like something a skeptic would make up to mock a CT or other nut, but nope.
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And why do these people think that reptiles could evolve outside of earth?

I don't mean reptile-like (that might still be plausible) but actual reptiles.
 
Yeah, the fact that both David Icke and this person specifically mention reptilian DNA is astounding. Icke even thinks they breed with humans (!?) and take on their likenesses.

Though I guess it's no wackier than the classic primate-looking Grey, which also makes no sense.
 
Bram Kaandorp said:
And why do these people think that reptiles could evolve outside of earth?

I don't mean reptile-like (that might still be plausible) but actual reptiles.
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Well, to be fair, they usually say "reptilian". to me, that means "reptile-like".

And, Icke, I believe, does not say they are extra-terrestrial, but that they are from another dimension.
 
RSLancastr said:
Well, to be fair, they usually say "reptilian". to me, that means "reptile-like".

And, Icke, I believe, does not say they are extra-terrestrial, but that they are from another dimension.
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in that context "reptilian" means bipedal alien from Alpha Draconis, Annunaki is even funnier as in the original mythos an Annunaki god (from Nibiru) was responsible for the original great flood, so in their view was the template for God, and his son (Jesus the half human hybrid), this is the truth that religion, the Illuminati and the NWO is hiding from you.
:D
 
Once, a few years ago, I found one of David Icke's books in the History section of a book store.

I took it to a clerk and said "you had this filed under "History. It is NOT.History."

She looked at it and showed me the book's spine, where it said, in small prinr, "Category: History".

I showed her the page in the book where it stated that George W. Bush and the Queen of England were shape-shifting reptilians from another dimension. "Do you still think it belongs in History?

She said that they have to file books where the publishers say they belong.

Yeesh.
 
Well, I have to admit, I've seen a section marked History in a bookstore.
I don't think they typically have one marked "idiocy".
 
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