Spirit Guide Names

[Miss Whiplash]

If I had a spirit guide, it would be named something other than "Francine." I think Sylvia Browne should rename her spirit guide. Francine is just dull.

Discuss...

 

[Gravy]

Espiritu Guido

 

[Miss Whiplash]

Mine would be Chantel Royal Montgomery. "Chantel" sounds like someone who will appear amidst show tunes, flouncing down a staircase in a sparkling evening gown. 'Francine" sounds like someone wandering around the house in pink foam curlers. "Francine" would drink Jack Daniels in an old coffee cup, wearing a housecoat full of cigarette burns - crying...

 

[kevin]

dibs on Princess Angelina Contessa Louisa Francesca Banana Fana Bobesca the Third

 

[zooloo]

dibs on Princess Angelina Contessa Louisa Francesca Banana Fana Bobesca the Third

Sorry - already registered at the Association of Spirit Guides.

zoo

 

[Mr. Skinny]

I want Fe Fi Fo, Nana......Nana. (the Fourth) (Chief of the Miami people) (spirit god) (cook) and healer, or shaman.

 

[Foster Zygote]

I haven't come up with a name yet but I'd like my spirit guide to be a dead '70s fly guy. When I channeled him I could talk like Huggy Bear.

Steven

 

[Meffy]

My spirit guide is a majestic, dignified Native American anthro otter named Wa-gahi-chu-na-may-pewe-to-beh. In English that means "Hey, don't look to me for spiritual guidance, I'm an atheist too." Or, in bumper sticker parlance, "Don't follow me, I'm lost too."

 

[asmodean]

Nijel. Not nescessary the barbarian though.

 

[Cuddles]

My spirit guide got lost

 

[Gravy]

hehe.......... how many people out there have spirit guides?

I have a couple. One is called "Old Mr. Boston Bartender's Guide."

 

[Azrael 5]

Mine is-keeping with tradition-a red indian named Chief Running Water!

 

[asmodean]

Mine is-keeping with tradition-a red indian named Chief Running Water!

Not One Man Bucket then?

 

[LeCynthia]

My spirit guide is Quagular the Quantum Killotronic Glyptodon from the planet Orgulon. My avatar is a picture I took of her at the last picnic.

 

[arthwollipot]

I don't have a spirit guide. I have a beer guide.

 

[Overman]

The names Zoul and Gozer the Gozerian can be found in Tobin's Spirt Guide!



"Any Ideas Egon?"

"Sorry Vinkman, I am terrified beyond rational thought."

 

[TjW]

My spirit guide is Andy the Four-Foot Level.

 

[Meri]

My spirit guide appears on my ceiling every night, and shares all the wisdom of the universe--oh, wait, that's one of those glow in the dark stars. never mind.

 

[StewartP]

My spirit guide is Angus MacTarkle. He was a Glaswegian docker. He suffered from Tourette's Syndrome.

When I channel him it is most distressing.

 

[brettDbass]

I call on my spirit guide Heiza Kite to see me through periods of sobriety.