Spirit Guide Names

My spirit guide is (I think) named Pierre. He can't read or write, and only speaks French (which I don't speak), so this leads to a bit of difficulty. Not to mention that he was actually alive sometime during the middle ages.

Have you ever tried to explain a computer to a dead guy who doesn't speak the language?
 
Huntsman said:
Have you ever tried to explain a computer to a dead guy who doesn't speak the language?
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Yes. Over the phone yet. "Okay, I'm clicking the 'mouse' now... when should I turn the 'computer' thingy's power on? I'm not at all happy with your software, you know!"
 
My Guide

I've been known to channel

Honey Bunny Ducky Downy Sweety Chicken Pie Lil Ever Lovin' Jelly Bean
 
My spirit guide is an old Near Eastern man named Wadjaoud R. al-Fakia, but I don’t hear from him much. He’s busy over at 419Eater.
 
My spirit guide would have to be Humphrey Bogart in character as Sam Spade, since we're dreaming. I dont want to take advice from some pansy or animal, I want someone with a bit of nous and can find things for the right fee.
 
Pooka Guides

RemieV said:
My spirit guide would be named "Harvey". He's 6' 3 1/2".
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What'll it be Mr. Dowd?

The Puca can be terrifying though. "The Púca is considered by many to be the most terrifying of all the creatures of faery. Not the slightest reason is its appearance, but it is its powers that are most feared. It is said to waylay travellers and others about at night, and if it is able to toss them onto its back, it will, at very least, provide them with the ride of their lives, from which they will return forever changed."

Forever changed? A night at the bar with libation can do that. And that was Harvey?

Okay mine would be anyone who writes great music. It's mystical and spiritual - it's fun and can be very surreal. Spooky music begins to play.

That's the scene jelly beans. Catch the spirit.

WD
 
Kenny, Humphrey Bogart was an animal. Homo sapiens. Humans are just one kind of animal; ain't got nothin' on the rest of us.

Though to be sure Bogey was one of the finest ever.
 
Oh, arguing with me is plenty safe. You'll probably even win, as I'm not that bright. Fighting might be a little dicier. =^_^=

[edit] @Kenny: With a nick like yours, any spirit guide name would be a letdown. Whence "Kenny 10 Bellys" anyway?
 
My spirit guide's name is Michael Jackson.

One thing that always struck me about "spirit guides" is the same thing that always struck me about "past lives" -- to wit, they are more or less always royalty, nobility, "great warriors", "great sages", and so on. You never find someone with a "spirit guide" or "past life" named Baldric, Third Dung Shoveller to the Earl of Doncaster (this is funnier if you recognize the Blackadder reference).
 
luchog said:
One thing that always struck me about "spirit guides" is the same thing that always struck me about "past lives" -- to wit, they are more or less always royalty, nobility, "great warriors", "great sages", and so on. You never find someone with a "spirit guide" or "past life" named Baldric, Third Dung Shoveller to the Earl of Doncaster (this is funnier if you recognize the Blackadder reference).
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I don't think you'd last long with a spirit guide named Baldric, at least if you took his advice. One cunning plan and you'd be dead.

Yes Baldrick, let us not forget that you tried to solve the problem of your mother's low ceiling by cutting off her head
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luchog said:
One thing that always struck me about "spirit guides" is the same thing that always struck me about "past lives" -- to wit, they are more or less always royalty, nobility, "great warriors", "great sages", and so on.
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D'oh! Erm, I forgot to mention that Wa-gahi-chu-na-may-pewe-to-beh was a werowance of the Powhatan people. A great one. *nod*
 
Francine?

I am puzzled that a half-Aztec half-Incan could be named Francine. Maybe Francine was high on pulque the night she revealed herself to Sylvia and didn't speak clearly.

If a spirit guide is ever given to me, I'm sure the name will be Lula or Dewayne, with all the powers and reliability those names imply.
 
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