For another point, I will attempt to do my best
Adam Carolla impression.
"[...]
The thing about smoking...ok, here's the thing:
At this point, we all know every little [bleep] thing about the pros and cons of smoking, right? Are we a [bleep] free society? Is America a free society? It [bleep] is, it's in the [bleep] constitution. Ok?
Fine. Glad to have cleared that up. [bleep]. These [bleep] [bleep] anti-smoker [bleep] piss me off. But here's another thing. Smokers, listen up. Are you listening? Here's the thing:
Every smoker, every addict has his cravings and I'm not talking about the 1920s fancy smoking club people...[10-minute rant]...the thing is, when it's 35 degrees, you don't have a sweater with you, or a jacket, and you think you so badly need a cigarette that need to you walk outside right now, go ahead. Go. Just [bleep] go. Because on the ashtray in your [bleep] little corner, there will be a mirror. Yeah. It's a law. Just signed last week. A mirror. A mirror above the ashtray.
So now, when you are standing there, shivering and sucking on your butt, take a good look in the mirror. Take a good look in the mirror, my friend. Long look in the mirror. Long, hard look.
[...]"