Shower me with April Stundie Nominations

A free-range Stundie from ATS.

coltcall said:
The Twin Towers melted because they were made of a lot of glass.....unlike the Empire State Building that is made more of thick concrete.

When King Kong climbed the WTC in the remake of the eponymously named movie, you could see the tower bend from the great apes weight.

The Twin Towers were always considered good looking, but architecturally weak.
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A true facepalm moment

Fitz
 
Well, now I'm going to have to go re-watch King Kong '76. Which, btw, was the first movie I remember seeing in a theater.

So clearly it was all part of some mind-control scheme.

:D
 
Horatius said:
Well, now I'm going to have to go re-watch King Kong '76. Which, btw, was the first movie I remember seeing in a theater.

So clearly it was all part of some mind-control scheme.

:D
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Given the quality of the posting, I'm gonna wager coltcall was referring to the 2005 version. Mind you, if you wanna see Jessica Lang in her topless glory, who am I to be correcting you. :D

Fitz
 
Travis said:
Heh, remember during the superbowl how they thought the Harbaugh brothers (not twins) were clones because they looked alike and had the same job.
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That's just stupid.

When I was growing up people thought my sister and I were twins. We're two years apart (I'm the oldest)... So therefore my sister must be my gender bender clone?

Sounds like a bad plot from a Marvel Comic graphic novel or something.
 
fitzgibbon said:
A free-range Stundie from ATS.



A true facepalm moment

Fitz
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Truly shocking. Imagine the health and safety implications of letting an oversized gorilla climb a public building like that. Someone could have been hurt. Those damned illuminati scum just don't care about the people, hell I bet they never even signed the appropriate forms.

~shakes fist in impotent rage~
 
From a thread on the DI Forum titled 'You can change your DNA':

This might qualify as a stundie on its own: "Bruce Lipton is one of the most brilliant scientists alive today"

but it gets better:

"given everything is Element W or water it follows that in the presence of a magnetic field generator its possible to do "dna teleportation" (google it)

i did such experiments 12 yrs ago and called the process "cross germination" where seeds of differing species like grass and clover share dna while germinating along side each other.

these guys are only just catching up to where I was last millennium."

http://www.davidicke.com/forum/showthread.php?t=241842
 
Horatius said:
Well, now I'm going to have to go re-watch King Kong '76. Which, btw, was the first movie I remember seeing in a theater.
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That was the first movie I saw at the cinema too.

Needless to say, that Stundie was truly --> :jaw-dropp
 
Our favourite Dr makes another appearance.

WTC Dust said:
I haven't ruled it out 100%, but it does not appear to be plane debris. Rather, it appears to be debris from the explosion. If you watch the videos closely, the plane-like object moves smoothly and fully into WTC 2, then an explosion happens. The explosions were undoubtedly real. The buildings are no longer there. Stuff did fall to the ground. Just not when it appeared that a plane was crashing into the south wall of WTC 2. There wasn't plane debris bouncing off, or even falling down, at the south face.
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Yep, I haven't ruled it out 100%, but it didn't happen.
 
I think Simon has a sense of humor I just don't have a handle on yet. The language issue (which language?) may be why.

Oh... and he doesn't use smilies much, if at all.
 
me said:
And by the way, the moon landings were fake. They even recently stripped Lance Armstrong of his claims on being the first.
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Well, it is factually true. They even stripped it seven times. He died of shame quickly afterwards.
 
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Simon666 said:
Well, it is factually true. They even stripped it seven times. He died of shame quickly afterwards.
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I wish to nominate this post as well. Perhaps as a combined entry?

If it's Poe it's some sort of steroid-filled mutated Superhulkpoe.

McHrozni
 
Simon666 said:
What does Edgar Allan Poe have to do with any of this?
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Poe's Law. Named for Nathan Poe.

And in case you're being serious, let me explain just why you're being nominated for a Stundie. Lance Armstrong is a Tour De France bicyclist who was accused of taking performance enhancing drugs, which is why his titles were stripped from him. He's still very much alive, at least as far as I know.

Neil Armstrong was the astronaut who first walked on the moon. He's also the one who died. Shame about that, he was top on the list of men who I wanted to shake hands with if I ever got the chance.

Yes, I know, it's quite a shock to learn more than one person is capable of having the same last name.
 
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