Shower me with April Stundie Nominations

[uke2se]

We have a couple of new chewtoys in the climate denial thread. Here's one from a recent denier:

We might or might not adapt to the changing environment. We never had to deal with anything like this as a species before, so saying "like we always have" is simply wrong.

The point is, the world around us won't adapt. It has no chance to.

Of course we have, even very recently. For example, I live comfortably in an area that most of the world considers inhospitable. When relatives come down here to visit, all they ever do is complain about how hot it is and then set my AC down to 60 and run up my utility bill.

Link

 

[Spindrift]

OK, not exactly like Obama's Nation but not completely unlike it as well. Obama has ruthlessly held on to power through less than respectable means.

Obama held on to power by that totally disrespectful method of getting the most votes and winning the election. If that's not ruthless then I don't know what is.

 

[TjW]

Obama held on to power by that totally disrespectful method of getting the most votes and winning the election. If that's not ruthless then I don't know what is.

Well, was there anyone named Ruth in his campaign?

 

[Biscuit]

It's the Big House for sure.

MANNeR MANNeR MANNeR. I shall write it 50 times on the black board.

Obama held on to power by that totally disrespectful method of getting the most votes and winning the election. If that's not ruthless then I don't know what is.

Ruthless bumper sticker by ruthless bumper sticker.

ETA: Oh god I hope no one saw that.

 

[threadworm]

The Cluelessforum continues to supply the teat from which we can all suckle, and while I was tempted to nominate the truly asinine 'analysis' of the solar panels on the ISS (where they actually seem to believe that NASA has several different models and hope no-one notices), this complete collection of total non sequiters is quite barking in its derangedness:

http://www.cluesforum.info/viewtopic.php?f=23&t=720&start=825

Speaking of asstroholes (best name yet, btw)... I was not aware that Mark enjoys the special company of an identical twin, asstrohole Scott Kelly. In a truly 'boys from brazil' way, the two space cadets evidently prove that whitey is indeed on the moon.

Gil Scott Heron's "Whitey on the Moon"

A rat done bit my sister Nell.
(with Whitey on the moon)
Her face and arms began to swell.
(and Whitey's on the moon)
I can't pay no doctor bill.
(but Whitey's on the moon)
Ten years from now I'll be payin' still.
(while Whitey's on the moon)
The man jus' upped my rent las' night.
('cause Whitey's on the moon)
No hot water, no toilets, no lights.
(but Whitey's on the moon)
I wonder why he's uppi' me?
('cause Whitey's on the moon?)
I wuz already payin' 'im fifty a week.
(with Whitey on the moon)
Taxes takin' my whole damn check,
Junkies makin' me a nervous wreck,
The price of food is goin' up,
An' as if all that **** wuzn't enough:
A rat done bit my sister Nell.
(with Whitey on the moon)
Her face an' arm began to swell.
(but Whitey's on the moon)
Was all that money I made las' year
(for Whitey on the moon?)
How come there ain't no money here?
(Hmm! Whitey's on the moon)
Y'know I jus' 'bout had my fill
(of Whitey on the moon)
I think I'll sen' these doctor bills,
Airmail special
(to Whitey on the moon)

That's right, the fact that a politician's husband is an astronaut AND has a twin brother who is also an astronaut is complete proof of the existence of Gil Scott Heron, and oh aren't they clever in the way they thought of a new name for astronauts.

 

[StankApe]

from a guitar forum I'm on:

when I asked a member to present evidence for alien visitation to earth he replied

Who burned the Library Of Alexandria?

By who's authority were the archives of the Mayans & Incas and Aztecs
destroyed?

Who decided what texts, stories, fables and myths were to be included
in their book and who decided what would be thrown out?

Who declared that native indigenous tribes were nothing but heathens,
savages, sub-humans and idol worshipers?

It all goes back to Rome and the most powerful organization to come
out of Rome.

Perhaps you should do some more research on your own
before your next infamous post #28

It's like some crazed illuminati meets aliens meets the Davinci Code stuff going on here

 

[Brainache]

from a guitar forum I'm on:

when I asked a member to present evidence for alien visitation to earth he replied



It's like some crazed illuminati meets aliens meets the Davinci Code stuff going on here

Told Ya The Pope Was Grey!

 

[Elizabeth I]

Told Ya The Pope Was Grey!

Win!

 

[Dog Town]

I just read the thread title as " Shower with me..."

 

[Erock]

Faulty evidence is the problem here........

http://www.davidicke.com/forum/showpost.php?p=1061423405&postcount=1248

"you obviously for some reason have a personal vendetta against Jamesc and are trying to belittle his posts by purposely finding fault with the evidence he presents."


Now there's a thing, how dare somebody find fault with the evidence

 

[Spindrift]

http://www.davidicke.com/forum/showpost.php?p=1061423405&postcount=1248

"you obviously for some reason have a personal vendetta against Jamesc and are trying to belittle his posts by purposely finding fault with the evidence he presents."


Now there's a thing, how dare somebody find fault with the evidence

Purposely! If you accidentally found fault that might be okay.

 

[LaurelHS]

The Cluelessforum continues to supply the teat from which we can all suckle, and while I was tempted to nominate the truly asinine 'analysis' of the solar panels on the ISS (where they actually seem to believe that NASA has several different models and hope no-one notices), this complete collection of total non sequiters is quite barking in its derangedness:

http://www.cluesforum.info/viewtopic.php?f=23&t=720&start=825



That's right, the fact that a politician's husband is an astronaut AND has a twin brother who is also an astronaut is complete proof of the existence of Gil Scott Heron, and oh aren't they clever in the way they thought of a new name for astronauts.

Ooh, I shouldn't have clicked that. Someone needs to tell Heiwa that Mark Kelly's wife is not named Gabby Grifford and more importantly that it is vile and sick to make fun of her head injury.

 

[Jrrarglblarg]

Breaking News! North Korea doesn't exist!!!

now it seems to me that if nuclear bombs don't exist,
nuke hoax. (originally posted url link to some cluesforum thread or another. Are they worth reading? Or should I get drunk first?)
nuke-lies forums. (url link to a ghost of last year's stundie winning nukelies content, like a fart from a tacobell burrito )
then north korea not existing (as represented to us) is no great stretch.

it is all theatre, and the scripts are longsince prepared. we are the unwitting audience, whose
suspended disbelief lend veracity to the actors paraded before us.

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oh, yeah, link to nom

 

[Jrrarglblarg]

Notice how North Korea emerges as the innocent party in this rant.That is one of the more appalling things are Consiracy Theorists:They end up supporting some very unsavory people.

Qaddafi, Ahmadinejad, the Kim family and al-Assad get WAY more support at Icke than you would expect from a forum that knows it's way around Animal Farm and quotes 1984. Pretty ironic, really. Almost seems sometimes like it's infested with shills for totalitarian dictatorships.

 

[catsmate]

I expect quite a few interesting theories about who is really behind the escalating crisis with North Korea from the Tin Foil Brigade.

The Jews. It's always the Jews.

 

[Kid Eager]

If you've ever had any doubt that the truth could be avoided just by not thinking about things too much, remove your doubts with this Shroud revelation:

Ian,
- Several people here have claimed that blind testing is unnecessary in C14 testing for the reason you give. What they have said makes sense, and I suspect that they, and you, are correct -- just that, without doing a LOT of time consuming thinking about it, I can't fully dismiss the possibility of subjectivity sneaking into the process...
--- Jabba

 

[Estellea]

Childhood vaccination makes you gay and it is likely that the pope emeritus was vaccinated. I have no evidence for that but I said so.

Este

 

[Biscuit]

The Cluelessforum continues to supply the teat from which we can all suckle, and while I was tempted to nominate the truly asinine 'analysis' of the solar panels on the ISS (where they actually seem to believe that NASA has several different models and hope no-one notices), this complete collection of total non sequiters is quite barking in its derangedness:

http://www.cluesforum.info/viewtopic.php?f=23&t=720&start=825



That's right, the fact that a politician's husband is an astronaut AND has a twin brother who is also an astronaut is complete proof of the existence of Gil Scott Heron, and oh aren't they clever in the way they thought of a new name for astronauts.

The ISS solar panel thing is just downright hilarious. I wonder if the author is suspicious of the way shadows get longer as the sun goes down?

I have had the pleasure of drinking beers with Mark Kelley and would dare any cluesforum member to come into the bar and use those slurs to his face. I would offer that challenge to them but they won't let me join their stupid forum! I have never wanted to be a part of something that I want nothing to do with!

 

[dudalb]

The ISS solar panel thing is just downright hilarious. I wonder if the author is suspicious of the way shadows get longer as the sun goes down?

I have had the pleasure of drinking beers with Mark Kelley and would dare any cluesforum member to come into the bar and use those slurs to his face. I would offer that challenge to them but they won't let me join their stupid forum! I have never wanted to be a part of something that I want nothing to do with!

I hope that Mark Kelly uses the Buzz Aldrin method of dealing with these idiots.

 

[dudalb]

Breaking News! North Korea doesn't exist!!!




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oh, yeah, link to nom

Have'nt you seen "Wag The Dog",Sheeple?

A great many of the Tin Foil Brigade are convinced that "Wag The Dog" is a docudrama.