September Stundie Nominations

[Dr Adequate]

The Large Hadron Collider ... even more sinister than previously thought ...

I'll get straight to the point. I believe that this huge gadget has been built for one purpose only, and that is to disrupt a hole in the Van Allen Belt which surrounds the Earth. What for? To allow the return of the Annunaki from the planet Nibiru in order that they can come here, corrupt the rest of the Earth, and do battle with God at Armageddon.​

 

[fitzgibbon]

I nominate Blue_Sargasso for this knee-slapper in the "Is the collapse of Lehman good or bad for the Illuminati?" thread
Of course, the Illuminati have a well-diversified portfolio, so will be less troubled than many by the recent financial troubles.

 

[Travis]

I nominate Blue_Sargasso for this knee-slapper in the "Is the collapse of Lehman good or bad for the Illuminati?" thread
Of course, the Illuminati have a well-diversified portfolio, so will be less troubled than many by the recent financial troubles.

I bet the Illuminati have hovercars and lightsabers too.

 

[IMST]

Haven't lurked the Flat Earth Society in a while. Here's a gem:

As far as the Chinese space program is concerned, the view that Russian and Chinese space programs are competitors with NASA is a fallacy. Both the space programs and so-called nuclear weapons of all of these countries are black propaganda (i.e. lies) of the CIA.

So there is no such thing as nuclear weapons? What caused the devastation of Hiroshima and Nagasaki? What was documented at Bikini Atoll?

Fire. There is a physical limit to the amount of destruction which a single bomb can accomplish. The chief investigator for the US Secretary of War for all the destroyed cities in Japan in 1945 (including Hiroshima and Nagasaki) was Major de Seversky who wrote an article in the February (? - I do not have it in front of me presntly, but I do posess a copy of it) 1946 issue of Reader's Digest entitled 'Atomic Hysteria' which refutes the lies and exagerrations about the destruction of those two cities and reports the facts.

In summary: The CIA is behind the Chinese and Russian space programs, Nukes don't exist and fire was the cause of destruction at Hiroshima and Nagasaki.

source
They don't number posts, but this starts 7 in.

 

[1337m4n]

Well, I've got to nominate Billy Rae's Monthly post devoted to his one and true obsession, The Stundies:

"The Lone Bedouin has picked up where I left off and hit the soft underbelly of the J**F pseuds, exposing the hypocrisy and stupidity of their groupthink. It is interesting that when I started an alternative thread called "The Botties" over there it was flamed and ad hom'd out of existence."

Giggle, maybe he should spend his time looking up "hypocrite." It is funny that he posts that assault on "Moderators" on one of the most hysterically over-moderated sites on the Tubes, the new LC Boards.

http://s1.zetaboards.com/LooseChangeForums/topic/633188/1/

Hard as it is to believe I mean this in a caring way not a hostile way, but: what the heck is William Rea's problem?

His mind seems 100% devoted to JREF. He doesn't talk about 9/11. He doesn't talk about conspiracies. He doesn't talk about Loose Change. He talks ONLY about JREF.

Did someone here, like, physically rape him or something? I don't understand what could cause such a mind-dominating infantile grudge.

Nobody but NOBODY takes an argument over the Interwebz this seriously. I'm worried about this guy.

 

[Cl1mh4224rd]

In summary: The CIA is behind the Chinese and Russian space programs, Nukes don't exist and fire was the cause of destruction at Hiroshima and Nagasaki.

...and the radiation sickness!

 

[gumboot]

TC329 regarding downed lamp posts after the Pentagon attack:

challenge : show 1 light pole across a road that isn't near a cab.

 

[TheLoneBedouin]

What dudalb thinks the Truth Movement is about:

MIHOP is simply "Cooler" then LIHOP, the Truth Movement is largely about feeling "Cool" about yourself.

 

[MarkCorrigan]

The Large Hadron Collider ... even more sinister than previously thought ...

I'll get straight to the point. I believe that this huge gadget has been built for one purpose only, and that is to disrupt a hole in the Van Allen Belt which surrounds the Earth. What for? To allow the return of the Annunaki from the planet Nibiru in order that they can come here, corrupt the rest of the Earth, and do battle with God at Armageddon.​

ARGH!

*Head a'splode*

 

[Jontg]

The Lone Bedouin for thinking that this makes him look clever.

What dudalb thinks the Truth Movement is about:

 

[Elizabeth I]

The Lone Bedouin for thinking that this makes him look clever.

What dudalb thinks the Truth Movement is about:

...and for still not getting it...

 

[kookbreaker]

What dudalb thinks the Truth Movement is about:

 

[dudalb]

I am flattered by the Nomination.
And, yeah, feeling Cool and trying to give yourself self esteem by thinking you are a small elite group that sees the "truth" when the masses don't
is the motivatiion for a good many in the Twoof movement.

 

[dudalb]

To allow the return of the Annunaki from the planet Nibiru in order that they can come here, corrupt the rest of the Earth, and do battle with God at Armageddon.

Ya missed the best part about how Nibiru has to be aligned with the Earth for the Annunaki to return. The guy is cribbing from HP Lovecraft describing how "When The Stars Are Right" The Old Ones pals will return to Earth from the Spaces Between The Stars.

 

[gumboot]

AA77 and the Blue Angels:

the pentagon atack seems to have been a very precise controll. Pilots that do less hard maneuvers on flightshows have to train it alot.

Never mind a hammerhead stall or a plugged barrel roll, try a lazy slowly descending turn instead!

 

[Cl1mh4224rd]

Probably not final-worthy, but it is another example of the near-total cluelessness some truthers seems to have about the real world.

"RTS" over in the comments at the Screw Loose Change blog tries to tell us what debunking is supposed to be about:

Furthermore, the main thing debunkers would have to do is show the plausibility of the official theory. They can hardly be bothered to do that, though. And I wonder why...

For comparison, the definition of the word "debunk": http://www.answers.com/main/ntquery?s=debunk

Hell, even Wikipedia has an article for "debunker": http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Debunker

 

[Sword_Of_Truth]

The world of Warcraft Off-Topic forums have coughed up a winner:

See the original idiocy here (assuming Blizzards hawk-eyed mods don't delete it).

 

[TheLoneBedouin]

TC329 regarding downed lamp posts after the Pentagon attack:

But this is true- Lloyd was hit with the only pole that fell towards the road.

 

[Trojan_Jockey]

I'll nominate this comment, although there are literally hundreds of them from the supposed 'politics' forum

Regarding the downturn in the world markets....

Smeggypants from Smeggys.co.uk:

"Well well well Lehman Bros is down.

The Zionist wind down of the worlds financial money supply is continuing, and most of the world is either oblivious or in denial.

Hang on to your hats. The League of nations was Mk1, the UN was MK2. Get ready for Mk3"

 

[Drudgewire]

I'll nominate this comment, although there are literally hundreds of them from the supposed 'politics' forum

Regarding the downturn in the world markets....

Smeggypants from Smeggys.co.uk:

"Well well well Lehman Bros is down.

The Zionist wind down of the worlds financial money supply is continuing, and most of the world is either oblivious or in denial.

Hang on to your hats. The League of nations was Mk1, the UN was MK2. Get ready for Mk3"

Thanks Trojan. Small friendly reminder, please provide a direct link to the thread (especially after teasing there are hundreds of similar comments there). That way we see it in context and can verify it's quoted properly.