Oh thank the lord some people are thinking out of the box, or in this case in one.
DIF user talktalk has come up with an ingenious plan to save us all in the event of floods or chemical attacks thanks to a dream he had:
http://www.davidicke.com/forum/showpost.php?p=1061760018&postcount=1
I for one can see absolutely no problem whatsoever with locking conspiracy theorists in air tight containers and they should be encouraged to do this.
Hasn't he seen the last Indiana Jones movie? He should hide in his refrigerator. This will also protect him in the event of a nuclear attack.