September is a good time for Stundie nominations

[Robrob]

It may be how they direct their actors in various locations within the set, i.e., via cell phones.

Amazing, first they "don't get" people using cell phones - a common everyday ordinary occurrence - then they invent an imaginary complex reason for them using their cell phones.

"Why are all those women lined up outside the ladies room? It must be where they are getting their instructions from the Reptile Overlords..."

 

[phunk]

Amazing, first they "don't get" people using cell phones - a common everyday ordinary occurrence - then they invent an imaginary complex reason for them using their cell phones.

"Why are all those women lined up outside the ladies room? It must be where they are getting their instructions from the Reptile Overlords..."

When you live in the basement, have no real friends, and only communicate over the internet, you don't get as much use out of a cell phone.

 

[Spindrift]

Amazing, first they "don't get" people using cell phones - a common everyday ordinary occurrence - then they invent an imaginary complex reason for them using their cell phones.

"Why are all those women lined up outside the ladies room? It must be where they are getting their instructions from the Reptile Overlords..."

You've just explained just about every conspiracy theory.

They "don't get" XX - something with an ordinary explaination - so they invent an imaginary complex reason for XX.

 

[phiwum]

When you live in the basement, have no real friends, and only communicate over the internet, you don't get as much use out of a cell phone.

There really is no information about the Kenyan mall that doesn't count as evidence it was faked.

People have phones at hand? How laughably absurd!

The terrorists rented a storefront a month before the attack? As if! (The poster doesn't say why that's ridiculous, but relies on a smiley face as his argument)

Blood coagulates? What nonsense!

A 33-year-old woman is married to a 33-year-old man? It's like they're toying with us!

A model is among the dead? I'll send "her a connection request with condolences about her recent demise. [smiley face omitted]"

Every one of these responses is straight from the thread.

 

[tsig]

There really is no information about the Kenyan mall that doesn't count as evidence it was faked.

People have phones at hand? How laughably absurd!

The terrorists rented a storefront a month before the attack? As if! (The poster doesn't say why that's ridiculous, but relies on a smiley face as his argument)

Blood coagulates? What nonsense!

A 33-year-old woman is married to a 33-year-old man? It's like they're toying with us!

A model is among the dead? I'll send "her a connection request with condolences about her recent demise. [smiley face omitted]"

Every one of these responses is straight from the thread.

Wait til they find out their mother is a shill and is really their jailer.

 

[Bishop]

I'm a little embarrassed to admit that this post actually made me laugh:

http://www.cluesforum.info/viewtopi...a0826401186427b86e6b18d65b4&start=30#p2387395

That man is hardly smiling, though.

 

[freud]

A half-mile away, over a year ago, in another building, there was a drill. Thus, inside job.

 

[Matthew Cline]

Humans just don’t need much protein at all. If you crave meat, you’re craving its fat. Humans aren’t even capable of craving protein, that’s how little it matters in our diet.

Then one would have to wonder why one of the basic tastes is triggered by an amino acid.

 

[mrbusdriver]

Over at that "funny" forum...

1. I've looked over quite a few of the posts on this forum, but I still don't believe that the ISS is completely fake. There was another quote I saw written somewhere on the forum that said if we, hoax theorists, cry wolf at every turn than most people will believe that we are just a bunch of flat earth believing yahoos.

Yeah, not really a Stundie, but a pretty good summary of that site...wonder if he really understands what he wrote.

 

[phiwum]

Another from the Cluesforum crowd.

Is this Kenya's bid to host some stupid football tournament or the "Olympics" or some other such nonsense?

 

[Travis]

"Hey, you know how we all thought Nairobi would never get the 2024 Olympics over LA, Rome or Paris? Well what if we had a huge terrorist attack? That'd improve our chances wouldn't it?"

 

[TjW]

"Hey, you know how we all thought Nairobi would never get the 2024 Olympics over LA, Rome or Paris? Well what if we had a huge terrorist attack? That'd improve our chances wouldn't it?"

"Oh, that's a great idea! Action movies really sell! Imagine how people would flock here if they thought they had a chance to be in the middle of those circumstances in real life!"

 

[threadworm]

Ladies and gentlemen we have never been floating in space

Oh joy of joys, Cluesforum were getting predictable and dull, but thankfully we have a new pleasure.

Those fabulous fellows at PressCore have this 'article' (and I use the word 'article' in the same way that I would identify dog faeces on a pavement)

http://presscore.ca/2012/indisputable-scientific-proof-nasa-never-stepped-foot-on-the-moon.html

which contains enough stundie material in itself to keep this thread busy. This one is pretty good:

Another giant leap claim by NASA and other so claimed space experts is that earth’s rotation (they claim Earth is spinning at 1000 mph) is what causes gravity. Earth’s gravity has everything to do with the layers of atmospheric water and the pressure they exert downward, not rotation. Remove Earth’s water vapor atmosphere and everyone and everything not firmly attached to the Earth’s surface will be literally flung (remember they claim Earth is rotating at 1000 mph) off it.

Just too much to go at there really, but you can find all the fun yourself....

 

[thedopefishlives]

Oh joy of joys, Cluesforum were getting predictable and dull, but thankfully we have a new pleasure.

Those fabulous fellows at PressCore have this 'article' (and I use the word 'article' in the same way that I would identify dog faeces on a pavement)

http://presscore.ca/2012/indisputable-scientific-proof-nasa-never-stepped-foot-on-the-moon.html

which contains enough stundie material in itself to keep this thread busy. This one is pretty good:



Just too much to go at there really, but you can find all the fun yourself....

I guess that's why no one's ever set up a permanent base at the South Pole - that hole in the ozone layer would cause people and things to fly off the ground.

 

[frenat]

Oh joy of joys, Cluesforum were getting predictable and dull, but thankfully we have a new pleasure.

Those fabulous fellows at PressCore have this 'article' (and I use the word 'article' in the same way that I would identify dog faeces on a pavement)

http://presscore.ca/2012/indisputable-scientific-proof-nasa-never-stepped-foot-on-the-moon.html

which contains enough stundie material in itself to keep this thread busy. This one is pretty good:



Just too much to go at there really, but you can find all the fun yourself....

I think these people have problems with having a sense of scale. Sure 1000mph is fast... to a person. But on the scale of the entire Earth it really isn't.

 

[Elizabeth I]

Amazing, first they "don't get" people using cell phones - a common everyday ordinary occurrence - then they invent an imaginary complex reason for them using their cell phones.

"Why are all those women lined up outside the ladies room? It must be where they are getting their instructions from the Reptile Overlords..."

No, it's a much more basic conspiracy than that: public restrooms are designed mostly by men, who don't give much of a damn about women's needs, and don't appear to have a clear understanding of the differences in personal plumbing that might require differences in how to deal with waste elimination.

Geeze, do I really have to explain this stuff?

 

[frenat]

No, it's a much more basic conspiracy than that: public restrooms are designed mostly by men, who don't give much of a damn about women's needs, and don't appear to have a clear understanding of the differences in personal plumbing that might require differences in how to deal with waste elimination.

Geeze, do I really have to explain this stuff?

In most locations, the restrooms for both sexes take up the same amount of space. One can fit a lot more urinals than stalls in a given space. Though even in places where the ladies rooms are designed to be bigger there is still a line. Women are just slow. Probably talking too much while they're in there.

 

[Elizabeth I]

In most locations, the restrooms for both sexes take up the same amount of space. One can fit a lot more urinals than stalls in a given space. Though even in places where the ladies rooms are designed to be bigger there is still a line. Women are just slow. Probably talking too much while they're in there.

Actually it comes from having to get half undressed to accomplish your purpose, then dressing again. All the talking takes place at the sinks and mirrors and doesn't interfere with business at all, except for those who would like to wash their hands.

 

[Orphia Nay]

In a thread about an alleged FEMA event set for October 1st:

http://www.freedomcrowsnest.org/viewtopic.php?p=1205357#p1205357

Skeptic: "I find it entertainingly curious that many participants here always seem to get suckered in by silly conspiracy claims found on the net. Just as 12/21/12 passed uneventfully, so too will the east coast survive October 1st in the usual manner."

Woo-woo: "Sometimes the predictions get the date correct but not the event. Oct 1st is the deadline for the decisions about the US deficit and how the budget will get resolved. There is a huge 'storm' going on now over that. The funny thing is, people act like this is the first time it has ever happened."



Woo hoo! We predicted the right date on the right date! All the conspiracy theories is true!

 

[Travis]

Oh joy of joys, Cluesforum were getting predictable and dull, but thankfully we have a new pleasure.

Those fabulous fellows at PressCore have this 'article' (and I use the word 'article' in the same way that I would identify dog faeces on a pavement)

http://presscore.ca/2012/indisputable-scientific-proof-nasa-never-stepped-foot-on-the-moon.html

which contains enough stundie material in itself to keep this thread busy. This one is pretty good:



Just too much to go at there really, but you can find all the fun yourself....

Another reason we can't trust NASA are their claims that seasons are caused by the season fairies of Glechsh. When in reality seasons are caused by the farts of the giant demon dog of Aurn.