It'll go nicely with his suspension.
Ed Rob Menard's FOTL Claims
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kmortis
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Wouldn't it be more correct to say he has nothing to hide?
ComfySlippers
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All depends on your own personal definition/misinterpretation of the word "nothing". This is FOTL-Waffle afterall.
According to Blue's Dictionary of Maritime Knots, (second edition- 1796), a "Not" is "ufed to fecure a piece of rope on a veffel."
"Hing" is "a device, ufually found in pairf, employed to attatch a door to itf frame and to enable it'f movement."
"Nothing", therefore, in a Carpentry Court means "The hinge of a knot."
As you can see, quite clearly, by "offering nothing" Robert Arthur is, in fact, admitting that he is a Knot-Hinge Salesman. Now... upon meeting Robert-Arthur as long as you utter the words "Whereas it is my understanding that custard is the secret to eternal youth. Blinky blink woojazzle", spin around three times and bow, Robert Arthur will then have no choice but to bow back and hurriedly leave the room. You have just gained custardiction over him and are free to leave.
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D'rok
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ComfySlippers
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I wish to subscribe to your newsletter. Can I buy a DVD?
My Study Packs and DVDs are all available for FREE on the intertubes. I make no money from my teachings.
However, should you be in a desparate legal position, I will offer them to you in return of an $800 donation.
Have you ever looked at the sole of your shoe? Look carefully and you will see a number. Mine says "8". This is your Shoe-Bond number. People across the world are eliminating debts and mortgages, paying off fines and ordering take-away pizzas by cashing in their shoe-bond.
But here's the catch they don't want you to know about..... different countries have a different shoe-bond system. By sending your 8 UK ShoeBonds to a Notary in Canada you can access 10 ShoeBonds!!! According to the UCC, The Canadian Criminal Code and The Wizard of Oz ShoeBonds do not differ in actual value from region to region... this is merely a ploy by the Banksters who need to hide certain "facts" from the sheeple....
...The Banksters can create shoes out of thin air!
Due dilligence/ Entertainment purposes/ Yada
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I believe you.
I propose the creation of a Lawful Shoe Bank. All you have to do is send me your brand new trainers and/or loafers. I'll "retire" them (to a table at a swap meet) and issue you 12,978 dollars in Lawful Shoe Scrip, which you can then use at your local sporting goods store or fine shoe retailer. This way we circumvent the banksters and slave-master government and create our own shoe bonds completely lawfully!
Ha, you're not going to catch me that way again; we all know that due to the complete collapse of real money and the very high European Shoe-bond exchange rate you're just going to smuggle them to illegal shoe markets in Bulgaria.
ComfySlippers
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Hmm. This idea appeals to me. Are you sure it is your idea?
I do so dislike people copying other peoples' ideas.
Always seems a bit cheap to me. And Lazy.
Have you forgotten this idea yet? I'm not going to steal your idea. Honest.
Do you remember ever having the idea for "The Lawful Shoe Bank?"
I think the Koreans are doing it right. I can get 257 Korean ShoeBonds in exchange for my 8 UK ShoeBonds. Seems legal though
Evil Shoesters.I must research this further. Initial studies are proving very "interesting" to say the least!
(Hint: Google "8" ! This is what they have been hiding from us!)
Now...
Look into my eyes, not around the eyes but into the eyes. On the count of three you will sign over your "Lawful Shoe Bank" to me and also, in the process, put 250 ShoeBonds into the carrier bag which is located next to your left foot. Look into the eyes. And. One, two, threee... Wide awake!
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ComfySlippers would never do that!
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Wow, I feel as though a weight has been lifted its like I have just woken up, I no longer feel like a child (steady)
I have checked all my shoes and strangely they all have a 10 on them, they also have a 44 as well.
Now if you add those numbers up on all my shoes and subtract the age of my lucky black cats it comes to 960, now if you scratch the zero it all becomes clear 96 is the fix.
I have checked all my shoes and strangely they all have a 10 on them, they also have a 44 as well.
Now if you add those numbers up on all my shoes and subtract the age of my lucky black cats it comes to 960, now if you scratch the zero it all becomes clear 96 is the fix.
slowsmile
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Wow, you got any deck shoes or boat shoes for if I have to go to an Admiralty Court?
ComfySlippers
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JB, you are afraid of the light and miss the point.
Are you hiding?
Tell me your name, address, telephone number, height and omlette preference.
Whereas I understand that Pinky was befriended with Perky, I consent not to the notion that Bill did stand under Ben.
"Zero" is Latin for "No, I would not like to supersize that, thankyou".
Geez, are you on Blues edition3? You know they altered all the definitions in 3!????
I am busy creating my new board game atm, (PEGI3)...I shall be calling it Menardopoly.
I have many hours of further research to do in what will, hopefully, be a highly topical and satirical "fun event for all the family based on 1982". I estimate another twenty thousand research hours will suffice.
My pink crayon is almost worn out so the "A4V" Cards will have to wait a little.
No idea why I have 384 "Get Out of Jail Free" cards.
...oh, lol, silly me... on the reverse it says "Pay $800. Do not get out of Jail."
And... look into my eyes, not around the eyes but into the eyes. Menardopoly and The Lawful Shoe Bank are my ideas. You have never heard of them before. When I click my fingers and after the count of three you will all come to live on my Menardopoly Board. (A Blind Trust bought it, figures... it's actually a cheese board). And... One, two, three. You're wide awake.
Are you hiding?
Tell me your name, address, telephone number, height and omlette preference.
Whereas I understand that Pinky was befriended with Perky, I consent not to the notion that Bill did stand under Ben.
"Zero" is Latin for "No, I would not like to supersize that, thankyou".
Geez, are you on Blues edition3? You know they altered all the definitions in 3!????
I am busy creating my new board game atm, (PEGI3)...I shall be calling it Menardopoly.
I have many hours of further research to do in what will, hopefully, be a highly topical and satirical "fun event for all the family based on 1982". I estimate another twenty thousand research hours will suffice.
My pink crayon is almost worn out so the "A4V" Cards will have to wait a little.
No idea why I have 384 "Get Out of Jail Free" cards.
...oh, lol, silly me... on the reverse it says "Pay $800. Do not get out of Jail."
And... look into my eyes, not around the eyes but into the eyes. Menardopoly and The Lawful Shoe Bank are my ideas. You have never heard of them before. When I click my fingers and after the count of three you will all come to live on my Menardopoly Board. (A Blind Trust bought it, figures... it's actually a cheese board). And... One, two, three. You're wide awake.
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I have a pair of Doc Martins in case you have to go to court as a defendant.
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Freeman Monopoly
ComfySlippers
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Purple's Dictionary of Jestful Hilarity; (second edition, 1674):
(They changed all the words in the third edition)
Singapore: To recite an ode, with musical accomplishment, to a poor person.
Recite To pay another $0.32 to own your domain name for the next five years
ToAPoor "tooapoor"; "A Polynesian headress crafted from the the fur of wealthy lady parts hitherto hidden in a blind trust.."
Tooapoorcite: Clicking on a link to WorldFreemanSociety which, coincidentally, is as futile as wealthy lady-parts.
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Myron Proudfoot
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they just want you to sell your sole!
DGM
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I hearby submit my fee schedule for the reading of all of your posts in the amount of $10,000 (I subtract my 5 posts) per post. Apple,frank, sycamore Sally.
When can I expect my $41,950,000?
Don't try that shoe crap on me, Jon has a pear for a scrotum.
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