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Presidential Debates

Cl1mh4224rd said:
I don't understand this claim of his. What part of his poor performance does he think a bad microphone would explain?




Because he's not a smart man.
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First it's a fallback excuse. Blame the equipment. His shoplifting grifter spokeswoman used it several times, Donald used it to explain that he didn't hear the question when he pretended he didn't even know who David Duke was. So far, it's not clear what he's going to blame it for other than it picking up his "sniffles", which aren't sniffles. No. Don't have a cold. Don't have allergies. You believe I sniffled. Wrong. Didn't sniffle.

This is the kind of crap that moves him from the merely strange to the surreal. Like his claims of the NFL letter and being buddies with Putin. He's going to deny that seventy-five million people witnessed him sniffling?

Maybe his pet doctor can write him another note? "Trump doesn't sniffle. Signed Epstein's Mother"
 
ddt said:
No, IIRC he didn't complain the ads were untrue. He just thought it wasn't fair to be slammed with his own words.
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This is part of a serial argument we get on these forums. "Well, yeah, he's a bigot and a misogynist but it's not fair to bring it up when we want to talk about issues."

That's the issue. He's a bigoted misogynist. He says stupid things without thinking. He is a loose cannon.

And he thinks that that's not fair. He's been scripting his reality shows and pageants for far too long. We're supposed to accept the light in which he wants to portray himself. "Wait, I didn't look good, there. Let's re-do that scene and get more orange light on me so I glow, and let's put the guy I'm talking to on a lower step and side-light him so he looks like he's got bags under his eyes. Okay, ready? Take two."

Ever wonder why there are no extended-shot conversations on The Apprentice? They have to edit out the crazy to make him comprehensible.
 
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Colbert did a series of quick shots of him interrupting with, "Wrong. Wrong. Wrong. Wrong.", then added, "It's the only thing he says more often than "I do." "

Cheap shot. :D
 
All you ugly, 400lb piggies on the cyber who are very against Trump don't get it: He's gonna win. Scott Adams knows all about the language of persuasion and he says Clinton won the debate, but Trump won the election. It's over, folks.
 
Cain said:
All you ugly, 400lb piggies on the cyber who are very against Trump don't get it: He's gonna win. Scott Adams knows all about the language of persuasion and he says Clinton won the debate, but Trump won the election. It's over, folks.
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So we shouldn't bother to vote?
 
Fast Eddie B said:
Thanks.

I was thinking of Kellyanne Conway.

Either way, does not seem terribly relevant or worth mentioning, really.
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Honestly, I was just being lazy. I couldn't remember her name and couldn't be arsed to look her up and knew that people(most) would recognize who I was talking about.

No disrespect intended. "Shoplifting" rates right up there with Alice's Restaurant's Litterbug Conviction in terms of significance.
 
I found it deeply upsetting, disturbing, triggering, and unsexy the way pronounced China.

How do I write it? Ch-AI-na?
 
Foolmewunz said:
Trump looked (this is a quote from a commentator) like more than anything he wanted to get the hell out of there and immediately moved to the back of the stage and struck photogenic poses with his photogenic family. But they were frozen in time and none of them were leaning in and hugging him or slapping him on his back. Very uncomfortable looking group.

When they were leaving the building, Bill's got his coffee (or beverage of choice in a take-away cup) and he and Hillary are chatting and smiling. The Trump crowd was looking at the ground and ver pensive looking (or Pence-ive).
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To follow on from that point in time, both candidates were scheduled for meet-and-greets after the debate. HRC went to hers; Drumpf went home.
 
The Big Dog said:
Despite the fact that Lester Holt was wildly biased, twitter is absolutely blowing up with the hashtag:

#trumpwon!
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Do you have any idea how many voters have a Twitter account? Of even bother following hash tags? I don't. But let me speculate: the number is quite small so evaluating the debate outcome based on twitter hash tags is just a silly, partisan way of avoiding the awful truth.
 
SezMe said:
Do you have any idea how many voters have a Twitter account? Of even bother following hash tags? I don't. But let me speculate: the number is quite small so evaluating the debate outcome based on twitter hash tags is just a silly, partisan way of avoiding the awful truth.
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I say we let those fools think that Trump won. Let them disbelieve the polls that show Hillary is ahead. Let them become complacent in their ignorance.
 
The Big Dog said:
Lester Holt runs interference for Hillary on stop and frisk and wildly oversells the point he was making.
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Pull the other one, Dog.

I just don't believe your posts in this thread represent what you actually saw and believe. So I've switched you over to my humor channel and, by golly, life IS more fun.

Thanks, The Big Dog.
 
thaiboxerken said:
I say we let those fools think that Trump won. Let them disbelieve the polls that show Hillary is ahead. Let them become complacent in their ignorance.
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I agree absolutely. Trump believes he won. His supporters do too. They are believers in lies. Let them believe this one.
 
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