Truly, I was surprised. Had I known that our beloved Jeff would prove to be this embodiment of the human physical form, well...I'm not sure I could've summed up the courage to go. All I can say to those ladies who have not yet been fortunate enough to behold all that is Jeff picture this:
Imagine the sheer godliness of Adonis, the physical perfection of Achilles, the brooding masculinity of Heathcliff, but beneath all this lies the humility and despair of a Willie Lomax.
Oh yea, when one beholds Jeff the mind recalls "Beauty is truth, and truth is beauty." Your wife is truly blessed amongst women.
Having said that, he had kind of a funny shirt that did indeed look like his avatar. I wonder if he's got a yellow one too?