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Post Your 2011 Predictions Here

In January a "red" majority
Will be seated in the Hill-House.
Not so shall the upper chamber be
Nor the executive,nor his spouse.

If the sea should rise,those inundated
By the lift of that level shall be more
Likely to be those who are located
At the beach,the waterfront,or the shore.

Codex electronicus survives undwindled
With secure "strongbox" cases on offer.
Interest having been thus kindled
Can one judge a nook by its coffer?

Certain scribes who had headlines
As to what Mayan calendars might mean
May be caught with man. deadlines
For the year 2013.
 
There will be blood.There will be terrors.
There will be bonuses.There will be layoffs.
There will be many trials and many,many errors.
The Jets get knocked out early in the playoffs.
 
I predict: someone will read the Inca Calender, and discover writing on the reverse side ,resulting in the"End of the World" revision from 2012 to 2013.
That which has been seen can not be unseen.
SB will predict something has happened near a stream in a wooded area.
RS Lancastr will receive another Email.:)
 
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You lot are making a whole load of vague predictions. Try some that are specific.

Prince William and Kate Middleton will get married on 29 April. Kate will wear a white dress with a long vail. She will also have diamonds on her head. Prince William will wear a Royal air force uniform.
 
I predict no (reputable) psychic will make a precise and indisputable prediction like "a meteorite will crash through the 69th floor of the Empire State Building on June 27 2011".

I also predict a (reputable) psychic in late 2011 will claim a hit after their vague prediction of "political unrest in Africa" comes to pass.
 
freedy said:
I predict no (reputable) psychic will make a precise and indisputable prediction like "a meteorite will crash through the 69th floor of the Empire State Building on June 27 2011".

I also predict a (reputable) psychic in late 2011 will claim a hit after their vague prediction of "political unrest in Africa" comes to pass.
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There are reputable psychics? :)

Nice predictions, though. :thumbsup:
 
The Neo-nazis will blame the Jews for some manner of conspiracy involving the death of a large number of people.
 
The Central Scrutinizer said:
2011 will be followed by 2012.
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I predict aliens will land, and the human race will shift to their calendar, so there won't be a 2012.

Note this will also cure your 2012 worries.



Me, I won't predict for next this year, exactly, but I'm still waiting on that Kindle-hugs-you thingy.


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1. Sylvia Brown's spirit-guide and gaurdian angel will pack their suitcases and abandon her in disgust. They will also consult a lawyer to see if spirit guides and angels can file lawsuits.

2.There will be more terroist attacks in different parts of the world. The US has a 50/50 chance of having one.

3. Not a good year for celebrities. A few will die. At least one of a drug overdose. A few marriages will end, and the largest percent will be caused by one or both cheating. Tiger Woods will never regain his full ability or status. His game will bomb and people will forget about him.

4. Another major sports star will be caught cheating, but his wife will take him back.

5. Another politician, male and married for several years, will be busted for using a male escort service. And, yet another married politician will be found to have fathered a child with a tramp - er, mistress.

6. Several weather reporters will comment on what unusual weather they are having, all over the world.

7. A book will be published that reviewers will call, "The most controversial book in years" (Or decades.) Though most people will be bored by it, but don't want to admit it.

8. Though there will be several applications, no one will win Randi's challenge.

9. Back to Sylvia. Her apperances will only draw small crowds. Some venues will cancel her for lack of sales. She will be observed and overheard by reliable sources, to spend days and days shuffeling around in bath robe and fuzzy slippers, muttering under her breath, repeatably, "That damn dark entity Lancaster. And here I had enough to bury him". She will also be taking swigs from some type of bottle when she does this.

Well, there are many more, but I'll start with those.

Julia
 
1. Physical Book sales will decline due to the market penetration of e-readers.
2. The RIAA, MPAA and whatever umbrella group runs publishing will claim a new technological breakthrough in the war against piracy. The Press Announcement will be drowned out by the laughter of pirates.
3. Radiohead will release a new album with the same distribution model they used for In Rainbows. It will be the most downloaded album of the year.
4. This will not stop their fans from claiming that Radioheads work is "not mainstream".
5. Apple will announce a version of the iPhone which will NOT be exclusive to AT&T.
6. New Zealand will not win the Rugby World Cup.
7. A very limited version of Spotify will launch in the United States. Upon trying it, the majority of Americans will wonder what all the fuss is about, meaning the service will never take hold here.
8. A popular Democratic politician will make noises about making an insurgent run against Obama in 2012.
9. Pope Benedict XVI will die.
10. Michael Clarke will be appointed full-time captain of the Australian cricket team. During this year, Australia will drop to 6th on the ICC World Test Cricket rankings. There will be calls for Michael Clarke to be removed as Test captain.
11. Now I'll take a gimme. Roy Hodgson will be removed as Liverpool manager.
 
I'm gonna take the religious and/or paranormalist's approach and say, "Something".
 
TAM will set a new attendance record, despite the controversy over making Sam Harris the keynote speaker.

You can read more of my predictions here.
 
wasapi said:
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9. Back to Sylvia. Her apperances will only draw small crowds. Some venues will cancel her for lack of sales. She will be observed and overheard by reliable sources, to spend days and days shuffeling around in bath robe and fuzzy slippers, muttering under her breath, repeatably, "That damn dark entity Lancaster. And here I had enough to bury him". She will also be taking swigs from some type of bottle when she does this.

Well, there are many more, but I'll start with those.

Julia
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Seeing someone mentioned claws, I will make a prediction about her too.

She makes more lectures in bigger theaters that are packed out. Nothing she says will be anything amazing, but no one who pays her money will care less. There will be another book published with her name on it.
 
1. In spite of monumental climatic events, prominent individuals will declare publicly that the events in question are NOT a part of any global climate change. The same individuals will take the opportunity to question the integrity of Al Gore. At least one prominent lawmaker will refer to news of climate change in terms of "hoax" and "conspiracy."

2. An activist group will declare that anti-pollution laws in general, and anti-littering laws in particular, are unconstitutional. It will be asserted that "The government thinks it knows more about waste disposal than you--THE PEOPLE--do!!"

3. Say good-bye to J.R.

4. Institutionalized slavery will make a comeback in North America (although it will be called by a different name and will technically not be in violation of the 13th Amendment or human rights declarations). Those opposed to it will be labeled "Communists." Ironically, the motivation for the institutionalization of slavery will be that it is necessary for the West to be able to compete with Communist China.

5. A new trend will appear: Portable electronic devices (smart phones, music players, etc.) will be worn like jewelry. Many of them will be designed to look like necklaces, watches, medallions and the like.
 
1. A wealthy CEO will be caught for fraud, tax evasion, and embezzlement.

2. Greece will have a major earthquake, as will Japan, Chile, Peru, India, and Indonesia. End-of-the-worlders will see it as more proof of what they've been warning everyone about.

3. A new reality show will be aired in the fall, taking tv viewers by storm.

4. Lindsay Lohen will get caught for drunk driving. She will serve 22 days in jail.

5. A very well known TV evangelist will get caught with a transvestite. He will cry in front of his followers and ask for their help to rid him of his demon's possession. Thanks to their help, he will be cured.

6. University students in France will form a protest against rising student fee costs in the starting of the new school year.

7. Salmonella will be discovered in a commonly eaten packaged vegetable. There will be a recall, and organic food growers will confirm the importance of their locally grown products. Organic food prices will go up.

8. The Amanda Knox thread will continue to be alive and well through to 2012.
 
There will be more political, and religious wars. There will be a major event that will happen in Vatican and some other religious bodies.
 
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