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Post Your 2011 Predictions Here

The Inclined notion.
North Korea and South Korea goto war.

Obama looses elections in 2011
 
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I predict that England will leave our shores having retained the Ashes. This prediction is of interest to cricket afficionados only.

I predict that due to a sequence of improbable events, Australia will win the Ashes despite being over 200 runs in arrears and still to bat...

Now if that prediction comes to pass, I'm definitely psychic!
 
Extremists will set off a bomb.

Investigations will produce people who knew them as "nice, quiet, not extreme in their views"

Agency xyz could have prevented it

also

A study will show that younameit bad habit has health benefits.
 
The Daily Mail will announce that something causes cancer.
The Daily Mail will announce that something prevents cancer.
These two somethings may or may not be identical.
 
- In the US, a gunman on a shooting rampage leaves many dead, including the gunman.
- In South America, a small commuter plane crashes during take off or landing.
- Bombs explode in Moscow.
- A famous actor or pop star dies in an accident.
- Terror threats on the airlines.
 
The pope will die.
An extra-terrestrial life form will be discovered.
On or around christmas, there will be a tsunami in the pacific.
An AIDS vaccine will be discovered (developed).

Pretty specific, right? Who knows, maybe one of these will even come true. I hope the AIDS vaccine.
 
Following a natural disaster somewhere in the World, several international news agencies will focus on an injured child (each agency will have it's own unique child), as epitomising all the victims. That child will be flown to the home country of that news agency for specialist treatment, and thence returned home to grateful relatives (who probably didn't know the child had been taken in the first place).

It will be followed via TV specials for the rest of it's life (or until no longer photogenic).
 
The expected end of the world in 2012 will encourage surprising signs of world peace.

A natural disaster of global proportions will prompt international outpouring of help from previous enemies.

Apple will introduce a device that allow us to transmit smells over the web. A new anti Microsoft commercial will feature Windows PC's accompanied by a rotting smell, with Apple products smelling like roses.

Hey, aim large.
 
There will be a controversial criminal case involving a child. It will spark heated debate on the forums.
 
Fnordic Prognostications for 2011:

I predict that the mortal remains of a missing person will be found in a lightly-wooded area in a park near water.

I predict that a major political figure will endure a scandal or scandalous accusation that will affect his or her marital relationship.

I predict civil unrest, prompted by a legal decision and involving prejudicial treatment, in a major metropolitan area.

I predict that Nadya Suleman will file for bankruptcy, and that social services will intervene on her children's behalf.
 
Ooh. I like those. I endorse these predictions. :)

Oh, thanks! I am better than Nostradamus. Not just because my predictions apply for multiple years but also because they become reality and are not written in cryptical and ambigous ways.

Cryptical and ambiguous predictions are also available, for an extra fee.
 
So the consensus is, basically, 'more of the same'? :eek:


And I might learn to spell 'consensus' correctly the first time!
 
Around the Axis of the World, the Wheel of Life keeps turning forever towards what we perceive as the Future and the Past. What was once below now is above and one day will again be below. Endless Cycles of life and death, light and darkness of joy and sorrow, Cycles over Cycles, Cycles within Cycles. Those with the Vision can see the Wheels from outside. Those with the Vision can so foresee what is allowed to foresee. Those with the Vision can tell about the Cycles what is allowed to tell.

For a minor fee, of course.
 
Syfy will produce at least five original movies about giant, man-eating reptiles, the majority of which will have either "Mega", "Super", or "VS." in the title. The tagline to all of them will be "Welcome to the bottom of the food chain". I will die a little.
 

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