Bermas: I'm an ugly dude.
Avery: Shut up Jason you'll embarras us all.
Roberts: You are misrepresenting, have even you talked to anyone that could corroborate that statement?
Bermas: Umm. no I saw myself on YouTube.
Roberts: So basicly you are just stating your opinion as fact.
Bermas: No, I know there are many people that agree with me but are too afraid to speak.
Host: Well we must get back to the topic. I have just been in contact with all the worlds experts on everything that relates to anything and they disagree with you. (pointing to Bermas and Avery)
Bermas: Yes but I disagree with the experts.
Avery: Nothing will change my mind. Bermas is an ugly dude.
Roberts: You know, some people call me Binglybert Slaptyback, it doesn't make it true.
Bermas: I disagree
Roberts: Here's proof that I'm indeed not named Binglybert. (shows documents to camera)
Bermas: Yeah but, like... I believe there's no way the planes and fires could have resulted in the pools of molten metal in the ruble.
Roberts: Thats a totally different subject, You need to go read the commission report and NIST, all the 100 000 000 pages like me.
Bermas: I will when it gets on YouTube, and whats the point? I would only disagree with them cos' I disagree.
Host: Also read the Popular Mechanics debunking book. (shows it to camera) Buy it now and you get a free copy of Loose Change.
Everybody laughs and hugs and depart as frends.