Palin Spawn Engaged To Baby Daddy

[SezMe]

The Pain clan is our royals, aren't they?

Best typo in months.

 

[Cicero]

Prink
Dorp
Blaef
Nelk
Voop
Dask
Glish

Prink
Dorp
Blaef
Nelk
Voop
Dask
Glish

I think there should be a theme. Some sort of meaningful continuity.

Fall, maybe.
Or Splat.

None of you can compete with true life.


Audio Science. Parent: Shannyn Sossamon
Blue Angel. Parent: The Edge (from U2)
God’iss Love Stone. Parent: Lil’ Mo
Heavenly Hiraana Tiger Lily. Parent: Michael Hutchence and Paula Yates.
Jermajesty. Parent: Jermaine Jackson
Kal-el. Parent: Nicholas Cage.
Memphis Eve. Parent: Bono (U2)
Messiah Ya’majesty. Parent: T.I. (Atlanta Rapper)
Moxie Crimefighter. Parent: Penn Gillette
O’shun. Parent: Tamika Scott (Xscape)
Peaches Honeyblossom. Parent: Bob Geldoff
Pilot Inspektor. Parent: Jason Lee
Poppy Honey. Parent: Jamie Oliver.
Reign Beau. Parent: Ving Rhames
Seven Sirius. Parents: Andre Benjamin (Andre 3000) and Erykah Bad
Sy’rai. Parent: Brandy
Starlite Melody. Parent: Marisa Berenson
Spec Wildhorse (son) Parent: John Cougar Mellencamp
Tu. Parent: Rob Morrow

 

[The Central Scrutinizer]

None of you can compete with true life.


Audio Science. Parent: Shannyn Sossamon
Blue Angel. Parent: The Edge (from U2)
God’iss Love Stone. Parent: Lil’ Mo
Heavenly Hiraana Tiger Lily. Parent: Michael Hutchence and Paula Yates.
Jermajesty. Parent: Jermaine Jackson
Kal-el. Parent: Nicholas Cage.
Memphis Eve. Parent: Bono (U2)
Messiah Ya’majesty. Parent: T.I. (Atlanta Rapper)
Moxie Crimefighter. Parent: Penn Gillette
O’shun. Parent: Tamika Scott (Xscape)
Peaches Honeyblossom. Parent: Bob Geldoff
Pilot Inspektor. Parent: Jason Lee
Poppy Honey. Parent: Jamie Oliver.
Reign Beau. Parent: Ving Rhames
Seven Sirius. Parents: Andre Benjamin (Andre 3000) and Erykah Bad
Sy’rai. Parent: Brandy
Starlite Melody. Parent: Marisa Berenson
Spec Wildhorse (son) Parent: John Cougar Mellencamp
Tu. Parent: Rob Morrow

Another impressive list! You keep on posting!

 

[Cain]

Cupp
Tard
Air
esreveR
Forty
Jelly Bean
Couric
Thr3e
Muhammad

 

[MontagK505]

I don't care. In fact, I'm mad this thread forced this tiny bit of unwanted information into my brain.

To paraphrase Cardinal Richelieu, "One must be careful of what one reads".
(I know, he said that in a movie, but I always liked that line.)
The title begining with "Palin Spawn ---- " should have given you advanced warning.
You have no one to blame but yourself.

 

[RoboTimbo]

Blingg
Wypp
Youz'dd
Ob Jay Dartt
Eska Moe
Slab Ribrack
Liberty Valance
Kurdsway

 

[quadraginta]

None of you can compete with true life.

<snip>

We weren't trying to. We were helping it.

... and you left out Moon Unit and Dweezil.

 

[Quad4_72]

I hate "celebrity" gossip trash.

 

[The Central Scrutinizer]

I hate "celebrity" gossip trash.

More than trailer trash?

 

[godofpie]

Stink
Funk
Goop
Broke
Stunk
Lure
Hole
Whole
Wole
Stank
Plunk
Monkey
Tarp
Vole
Rabbit
Weed
Squirt
Whitey
Paycheck

 

[Travis]

So what's this about a reality show?

 

[Alt+F4]

So what's this about a reality show?

While folding the laundry with the TV on in the background I think I heard that Bristol and Levi were shopping around a reality show about their wedding.

 

[ponderingturtle]

Where'd you get envy from?

You wish your kids could become hypocritical spokespeople and run gangs of kids breaking into homes?

 

[Moss]

I wish them well.

 

[The Central Scrutinizer]

I wish them well.

I don't. If everything turns out well, where is the comedy in that?

 

[bozman]

You can take her out of the trailer, but you can't take the trash out of the white.

 

[varwoche]

While folding the laundry with the TV on in the background I think I heard that Bristol and Levi were shopping around a reality show about their wedding.

Makes sense. Take away sponging off of mom and flipping burgers, what's left?

 

[fuelair]

Perhaps the real question is: Is this really newsworthy?

I say no.

Under 10% (re:Sturgeon's Law) of what passes for news actually is these days. The rest is stuff people ( apparently reasonably large numbers of them)
seem to want to know since they read, watch and/or spend large amounts of time discussing. I miss the days of Swayze, Murrow, Cronkite, et al.

 

[The Central Scrutinizer]

Two weeks later, it's over: http://politicalticker.blogs.cnn.com/2010/08/03/bristol-palin-levi-johnston-engagement-called-off-again/

I'm shocked! Shocked I tell you!

 

[fuelair]

Looks like that boy just can't stop dipping the wick randomly. And the Palins are pretty
damn random!!