Ongoing Adventures of Kyle Rittenhouse

[Thermal]

Desperate, divorced soccer moms who got divorced for a reason, lol.

Tag Team MAGA MILFS?

 

[Segnosaur]

.Rittenhouse also bragged about his sex life on a podcast, where he made a joke about "single patriotic moms" taking his virginity.

Desperate, divorced soccer moms who got divorced for a reason, lol.

Tag Team MAGA MILFS?

I guess we should be thankful that no pr0n producer has tried to do a parody of that.

Heck, if the whole school thing/neo-nazi spokesman doesn't work out for Kyle, he can get a job as a pr0n star.

 

[plague311]

Heck, if the whole school thing/neo-nazi spokesman doesn't work out for Kyle, he can get a job as a pr0n star.

I don't know, but I'd imagine porn .gifs aren't big money makers, and given what we know about Rittenhouse I'd bet 3-5 seconds is an above average performance.

 

[Thermal]

I guess we should be thankful that no pr0n producer has tried to do a parody of that.

Heck, if the whole school thing/neo-nazi spokesman doesn't work out for Kyle, he can get a job as a pr0n star.

The image of multiple Cougars pouncing on Kyle simultaneously (he did use the plural "moms" when taking his virginity) is putting me right off my lunch. I don't even want to ask what they may have strapped on.

 

[ZiprHead]

A few small updates from our favorite shoot-em-up weirdo.

From:NY Daily News
Teen gunman Kyle Rittenhouse claimed he would be attending Texas A&M University...a Texas A&M representative said, “He has not been admitted as a student this summer or fall.”....

So he had to adjust his claim....

Rittenhouse went on Twitter to clarify he would be attending “a feeder school” in the Blinn College District and hopes to attend Texas A&M next year.

And Ladies... how would you like a piece of this ultimate manly stud?

From: Yahoo
Kyle Rittenhouse was brought on stage at a right-wing conference for women and introduced as the "kind of man you should want to be attracted to." Rittenhouse made an appearance at Turning Point USA's Young Women's Leadership Summit...Rittenhouse also bragged about his sex life on a podcast, where he made a joke about "single patriotic moms" taking his virginity.

I wonder if dating sites will have to start having a field where people can enter the number of people shot.

By now it should be obvious that any chance that Rittenhouse might have shown any sort of remorse for his actions is, or used the experience as a growth experience, is a no-go.

 

[EaglePuncher]

I guess we should be thankful that no pr0n producer has tried to do a parody of that.

Heck, if the whole school thing/neo-nazi spokesman doesn't work out for Kyle, he can get a job as a pr0n star.

I'm more thinking "main attraction" at the local county fair's Haunted House.

 

[Warp12]

A few small updates from our favorite shoot-em-up weirdo.

From:NY Daily News
Teen gunman Kyle Rittenhouse claimed he would be attending Texas A&M University...a Texas A&M representative said, “He has not been admitted as a student this summer or fall.”....

So he had to adjust his claim....

Rittenhouse went on Twitter to clarify he would be attending “a feeder school” in the Blinn College District and hopes to attend Texas A&M next year.

And Ladies... how would you like a piece of this ultimate manly stud?

From: Yahoo
Kyle Rittenhouse was brought on stage at a right-wing conference for women and introduced as the "kind of man you should want to be attracted to." Rittenhouse made an appearance at Turning Point USA's Young Women's Leadership Summit...Rittenhouse also bragged about his sex life on a podcast, where he made a joke about "single patriotic moms" taking his virginity.

I wonder if dating sites will have to start having a field where people can enter the number of people shot.

By now it should be obvious that any chance that Rittenhouse might have shown any sort of remorse for his actions is, or used the experience as a growth experience, is a no-go.

This dude is living his best life.

He has turned tragedy into triumph, lol.

 

[plague311]

This dude is living his best life.

He has turned tragedy into triumph, lol.

If pounding cougar ass at 18 years old, and getting made a fool of nationally because he lies perpetually is living his best life and turning tragedy into triumph then I've never been happier to not be Kyle Rittenhouse lol.

I was sleeping with women my own age when I was 18 and I didn't even have to shoot people to do it. It's weird you're acting like that's an achievement.

Then again, he probably has to get cougar ass because no one his own age wants anything to do with him.

 

[Sideroxylon]

This dude is living his best life.

He has turned tragedy into triumph, lol.

Murica! **** yeah!

 

[dudalb]

Outside his fellow white supremists, Kylehouse seem to be a pariah.

 

[Thermal]

Outside his fellow white supremists, Kylehouse seem to be a pariah.

I wonder if the deflowering Cougar MILFs were wearing white pointy hoods? This image is getting more bizzare by the minute.

 

[Dr. Keith]

Question: How flexible are universities like Texas A&M with their admissions? Do they base admissions on raw numbers, or can they look at a candidates background and say "Nope, that situation would be far too toxic".

(I am thinking of the recent documentary "spider-man: no way home" where MIT rejected peter Parker after his identity was revealed.) Even a university in Texas would be hesitant to bring in a right-wing racist nutcase who's going to lead to wide-scale protests and disruptions for others on campus.

Of course, even if he does get in, lying (or exaggerating) about his college status is not the way to rebuild his reputation.

They do auto admissions for Texas HS students who qualify. Certain class rank or test score, don’t remember the specifics. For out of state there may be more discretion at play.

But, TAMU is the most conservative public university in Texas. He would likely be welcomed by the community, for the most part.

 

[Segnosaur]

This dude is living his best life.
He has turned tragedy into triumph, lol.

Whatever "triumph" he is feeling now, it will likely be short lived.

Eventually his fame among the right wing fade over time.

He seems to have an inability to function among the non-MAGAchud (casual lies about his schooling, and an oversized ego, means he is unlikely to find much acceptance in normal society.)

I suspect Rittenhouse will probably go the same way as Zimmerman... a brief period of fame, followed by various legal problems (as he hasn't learned how to react in society) and desperate attempts to appear relevant.

 

[Segnosaur]

But, TAMU is the most conservative public university in Texas. He would likely be welcomed by the community, for the most part.

TAMU may be the most conservative university in one of the most conservative states. But, its still a university.

I am sure there are plenty of MAGAchud on campus who will welcome Rittenhouse with open arms. But there are probably at least a few moderates and/or progressives who will be less than thrilled to be in the same class as a violent weirdo of his type.

If he gets in, I assume the university will need to be prepared for regular protests outside whatever class he is attending.

 

[dann]

... From: Yahoo
Kyle Rittenhouse was brought on stage at a right-wing conference for women and introduced as the "kind of man you should want to be attracted to." Rittenhouse made an appearance at Turning Point USA's Young Women's Leadership Summit...Rittenhouse also bragged about his sex life on a podcast, where he made a joke about "single patriotic moms" taking his virginity. ...

Doesn't "should want to be attracted to" mean that they aren't actually?

 

[ZirconBlue]

Doesn't "should want to be attracted to" mean that they aren't actually?

That's how I read it.

 

[Thermal]

A pair of reluctant MAGA MILF Cougars with white pointy hoods and strap-ons who took his virginity as an adult. And he talks about this out loud.

 

[azazal]

I guess we should be thankful that no pr0n producer has tried to do a parody of that.

Heck, if the whole school thing/neo-nazi spokesman doesn't work out for Kyle, he can get a job as a pr0n star.

There was series of Palin spoof pr0n. I'm sure they can dust off the same actress or get another passible Palin clone, the "script" writes itself. Probably make a ton of money selling it the moral majority crowd, the white nationalists, incels, and all the other GOP supporters.

 

[mgidm86]

A pair of reluctant MAGA MILF Cougars with white pointy hoods and strap-ons who took his virginity as an adult. And he talks about this out loud.

And "losing virginity" can mean one of a few things, ahem.

I predict he gets arrested for something within a year from today.

 

[Dr. Keith]

TAMU may be the most conservative university in one of the most conservative states. But, its still a university.

I am sure there are plenty of MAGAchud on campus who will welcome Rittenhouse with open arms. But there are probably at least a few moderates and/or progressives who will be less than thrilled to be in the same class as a violent weirdo of his type.

If he gets in, I assume the university will need to be prepared for regular protests outside whatever class he is attending.

I never went to school there, but on my visits it never felt like a community that was all that welcoming to the type of people who would be upset by KyKy being there. And the few who may be upset are unlikely to make a big deal about it.