Like many who turn to politics, O'donnell is a control freak. First, she wanted to control everyone through witchcraft. Unable to make that work, she turned to religious indoctrination in a brazen attempt to eliminate masturbation, hoping to deprive the ugly and unpopular people of any fun at all. Once again frustrated, she turned to politics. And now, having won a primary, she and her control urges have become slightly troublesome. The evil giggle that bubbled up out of her after the primary result became final was precious, but I don't want to hear it again.