October Stundie Nominations

[Dr Adequate]

XenonII is not a conspiracy theorist ...

Well, sorry to dissapoint, but I don't believe in conspiracy theories. If I believe in something, then I don't consider it a consipracy theory, I believe it is the truth.

 

[Mr.Herbert]

I will be telling my grandchildren about Craig Ranke and his historical findings:

In a response to me at ATS, Mr. Ranke said a mouthful.

It's highly probable people like you are simply just riding our coat tails, trying to define some type of self importance for yourself. Perhaps deep down you know what this means that when and if it actually broke into world historical news or even ended up like the legend of JFK conspiracy talk, you simply want to be able to brag to your grandchildren how you were there with CIT at the ground floor "discussing" the evidence. Who knows? But clearly you have a vested interest and almost seem to revel in your pseudo-internet celebrity status that seems to center around us and 9/11 truth.

 

[Alareth]

I will be telling my grandchildren about Craig Ranke and his historical findings:

In a response to me at ATS, Mr. Ranke said a mouthful.

Mr Herbert, can I have your autograph?

 

[Mr.Herbert]

I will be doing a book signing tour soon...

"CIT & ME: A 911 Journey"

You can find your advance copies at www.amazon.com

 

[Travis]

This is going to be a good month.

 

[Brainache]

The sheeple in this forum go off topic because they are wrong and Jesse is correct. Jesse is a master of logic. He is not afraid to call an idiot an idiot.

Ventura rocks!

It's Galileo I know, but calling Jesse Ventura "a master of logic" just made me laugh.

 

[Dr Adequate]

i will be telling my grandchildren about craig ranke and his historical findings:

in a response to me at ats, mr. Ranke said a mouthful.

bwahahahahaha!!!

 

[1337m4n]

I know I told myself "no posting on JREF until your homework is done" but I just had to get to this gem from bio before anyone else did.

An EPA announcement on general air quality in Manhattan is not the same as an announcement on air quality while working at Ground Zero itself. Use of face masks at all times was mandatory however a lot of workers failed to wear them due to their own laziness/lack of care.

Why did not the government prevent that?

So apparantly, he's blaming the government for not using mind control?

Linky: http://www.internationalskeptics.com/forums/showthread.php?t=126866






Now back to procrastinating.

 

[Biscuit]

It should have bounced I tell ya!

I am sorry, can you provide a link? What on earth is this person talking about? Is he actually suggesting the planes should have bounced off the towers like a rubber ball?

 

[Mr.Herbert]

Oh God .. I have to add this one.

It doesn't matter how much sense we make, nor how much evidence we present.

We can all talk amongst ourselves and make perfect sense, but to the masses...We are tinfoil hat wearing kids who live in their Mom's basement.

http://www.abovetopsecret.com/forum/single/5180445.html

 

[Cl1mh4224rd]

I am sorry, can you provide a link? What on earth is this person talking about? Is he actually suggesting the planes should have bounced off the towers like a rubber ball?

Worse... He was wondering why the top portion of the collapsing towers didn't just bounce off the lower portion. After all, a rubber ball bouncing off of the ground is obeying the exact same laws of physics, so why not?

If you click on the

next the author's name in the quote block, it'll take you right to the quoted post.

 

[Travis]

Oh God .. I have to add this one.



http://www.abovetopsecret.com/forum/single/5180445.html

HA, you'd think they would investigate why that is.

 

[Biscuit]

Worse... He was wondering why the top portion of the collapsing towers didn't just bounce off the lower portion. After all, a rubber ball bouncing off of the ground is obeying the exact same laws of physics, so why not?

If you click on the [qimg]http://www.internationalskeptics.com/forums/helloworld2/buttons/viewpost.gif[/qimg] next the author's name in the quote block, it'll take you right to the quoted post.

WOW! That takes stupid to a whole new dimension. Its got my vote.

 

[TriskettheKid]

I just had to toss this in.

From DementedOompaLoompa, a resident JAQ-ing off No Planer on GameFAQs:

Like I said, I don't know why the videos were edited. The most likely reason is that there was no planes used, because the planes are the only thing inconsistent between the videos. Perhaps they edited the videos to coverup what kind of planes were used, some people claim military planes hit the buildings instead of Boeings. Perhaps they edited the videos to throw us off the real reason the towers fell, explosives.

http://www.gamefaqs.com/boards/genmessage.php?board=214&topic=45716737&page=7

The logic....oh GOD, how it burns!

 

[Biscuit]

Ok this is my last submission this month I promise. From freakyty

The decision to kill JFK was ultimately made by the Vatican when JFK openly declared that he would put the interest of US citizens above the interests of the papacy (The Vatican / Jesuit conspiracy which has infiltrated and controls every western intelligence agency and government). JFK was disobeying the Vatican, and it may have had to do with revealing to the world the existence of extraterrestrial life. Now of course if you go this route, your teacher will probably stop reading your paper, but truth is often stranger than fiction.

He really covered all the bases but he forgot to mention the joos!

Seriously if you have some free time this thread is impossibly funny.
http://www.abovetopsecret.com/forum/thread404452/pg1

It starts with a student asking for info on the assassination for a paper he has to write and wants to know which conspiracy is the easiest to prove. He goes on to complain that all he can find is old movies that "suck" because all they do is show a guy getting shot. I am guessing that if his research comes from ATS he wont be getting a passing grade.

 

[Travis]

So, the Vatican controls all the Western Intelligence Agencies......in countries that are controlled by Jewish Bankers Masons (however that works) that are all subservient to an NWO that is controlled by Satanists? Is that how it works? Dear me, someone needs to flow chart this crap and see where the Smurfs might fit in as well.

 

[Horatius]

Ix-Nay on the Urfs-Smay!!

 

[Horatius]

the whole worlds kind of in on it for being ignorant of the facts and going along with the present political system ,

No explanation needed, I think.

 

[Travis]

So, the Vatican controls all the Western Intelligence Agencies......in countries that are controlled by Jewish Bankers Masons (however that works) that are all subservient to an NWO that is controlled by Satanists? Is that how it works? Dear me, someone needs to flow chart this crap and see where the Smurfs might fit in as well.

Ix-Nay on the Urfs-Smay!!

This sound like the makings of a new comic to me.

 

[Alareth]

So, the Vatican controls all the Western Intelligence Agencies......in countries that are controlled by Jewish Bankers Masons (however that works) that are all subservient to an NWO that is controlled by Satanists? Is that how it works? Dear me, someone needs to flow chart this crap and see where the Smurfs might fit in as well.

No, the Jews are subservient puppets of the Catholic Church. Remember, they had to go to Pilot to request the punishment of Christ which means that they have to follow the orders of the Pope. Or something.

/me wanders off to find the website that explains it all.