October Stundie Nominations

[applecorped]

No, the Jews are subservient puppets of the Catholic Church. Remember, they had to go to Pilot to request the punishment of Christ which means that they have to follow the orders of the Pope. Or something.

* Alareth;4149610 wanders off to find the website that explains it all.

The Sadducees could not give the order for Christ's execution only Pilate could as Governor.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sanhedrin_Trial_of_Jesus

 

[Biscuit]

So, the Vatican controls all the Western Intelligence Agencies......in countries that are controlled by Jewish Bankers Masons (however that works) that are all subservient to an NWO that is controlled by Satanists? Is that how it works? Dear me, someone needs to flow chart this crap and see where the Smurfs might fit in as well.

Can you imagine being a teacher and getting a paper about JFK that includes extraterrestrials?

 

[TriskettheKid]

DementedOompaLoompa's at it again!

Quick:

Massive superiority complex or valid line of logical thought?

Maybe because they knew so many people like you would see that as all the proof they need that the government is "inept". "LOL they can't even update a website, how could they fake 9/11." In fact, that probably IS the reason, because many people have informed the FBI of the error on their website and they still haven't updated it, leading me to believe they have the error their on purpose.

From:

http://www.gamefaqs.com/boards/genmessage.php?board=214&topic=45716737&page=7

 

[GreyICE]

Wrong, when you remove the floors you also remove the loads transmitted to the columns and the stresses in the columns will become very small ... and they will stand up like flag poles.

October winner folks. This is up there with the antimatter.

 

[Horatius]

October winner folks. This is up there with the antimatter.

Nah, he's been pushing that line for more than a year now, I think. That's just base-level insanity from him.

 

[tomwaits]

Quoting from the gamefaq boards should almost be against the rules.

 

[240-185]

Well, I post it in the right place:

I nominate ULTIMA1 because of http://www.internationalskeptics.com/forums/showthread.p...91#post4147791 :

I never refuted the existance of victims that were in the plane at the Pentagon.

I simply stated that there is no evidence of the bodies from the plane being in the Pentagon.

Looks like he can't match two sentences together without incoherence.

 

[Minadin]

It seems Bazant and NIST are clearly debunked by now! The Pizza Box Tower experiment proved that.

I wonder if he's planning to incorporate Lyte Trip's see-saw analogy into his structural analysis.



aside:

Lyte doesn't know it, Heiwa seems not to either - but see-saw analogies don't actually render the need for calculations moot. You don't have the same units there. See-saw analogies cancel out teeter-totter metaphors, maybe. Need for calculations is offset by things like unfalsifiable belief in fantasy or complete disregard for evidence.

You need to be able to believe some pretty crazy stuff. Modelling the structure of enormous high rise office buildings by stacking pizza boxes and thinking it isn't laughable might qualify.

 

[Doctor Evil]

Heiwa strikes again.

As JREF posters discussing the WTC1 collapse on the Pizza Box Tower thread don't know the difference between weight/mass (kg) and force (N) and moving bodies, let's do a new experiment in the bathroom in this thread and prove Bazant and NIST wrong, i.e. debunk them.

All you need is a bathroom scale! And a bathroom. And a ladder.

Assume you are in the bathroom and step on the scale and that it announces that your weight it 120 kgs (or what ever that is in US - 20 inches)! OK, you are only 160 cms (what is that - 3 lbs?) tall, so you are a small, fat weight, but who cares. Most Americans are overweight.

Actually the scale does not register your weight but the force (via a magic device inside the scale) you apply to the scale - in this case about 1180 N - and then it transforms this force into weight - 120 kgs. Ok, big belly but otherwise quite fit.

So far so good. Now the experiment. You are going to jump on the scale from 3.7 meters height and see, if your weight changes. Of course your bathroom has a high ceiling. Americans have big houses.

OK, get the ladder into the bathroom and step up to the 3.7 m level. Don't knock your head against the ceiling.

Now jump on the scale!! WOSH, BANG!

What is your weight? Still 120 kgs! The scale records the same weight.

Good!

I hope you survived the experiment, because you just simulated the upper block of WTC1 dropping on the lower structure that pulverized it on 9/11. You evidently didn't pulverize the scale as you survived and checked your weight. 120 kgs. Bathroom is still intact!

Now a lot of people will say that your weight changed, when you impacted the scale, but it was 120 kgs before and after the experiment, so why would it change in between?

Now a lot of people will object and say that the force on the scale was not 1180 N on the scale during the experiment. That is correct. It was 0 N before jump and 1180 N after jump/survival and checking the result. It thus changed from 0 to 1180 N.

But you will object again - it was >1180 N after contacting scale after jump and when you read the result on scale after survival.

OK, but you normally do not measure your weight by jumping from 3.7 meters on your bathroom scale! So whatever you measure then, was not your weight.

WARNING! As you are not very rigid, you may kill yourself, jumping on your bathroom scale. Actually, you will prove that the upper block of WTC1 would be destroyed, when impacting the lower structure (the scale) which is very good. R.I.P.

It is rather long, but well worth reading. I could not stop loughing for quite a while.

 

[Tin Foil Timothy]

Heiwa strikes again.




It is rather long, but well worth reading. I could not stop loughing for quite a while.

That was hilarious. Thanks for posting it.

 

[Blue Mountain]

Has it been shown conclusively that Heiwa is or is not an engineer? This guy doesn't even understand the difference between mass and weight!

 

[X]

Has it been shown conclusively that Heiwa is or is not an engineer? This guy doesn't even understand the difference between mass and weight!

He's an engineer. That's been proven.

It's also been clear in his responses to my posts (in the Pizza Tower thread) that he understands the physics relevant to the situation.

He just is not able to reconcile the reality of physics with his predisposition to conspiracy theories.
It leads to a textbook case of doublethink.

Seeing him acknowledge the physics in an example problem then immediately turn around and pretend they don't apply to the towers is what made me give up on arguing with him.
He's lying only to himself, and everyone else can see it.

But he is indeed an engineer.

 

[Dr Adequate]

So, the Vatican controls all the Western Intelligence Agencies......in countries that are controlled by Jewish Bankers Masons (however that works) that are all subservient to an NWO that is controlled by Satanists? Is that how it works? Dear me, someone needs to flow chart this crap ...

Unfortunately, no-one has a sufficiently large Möbius strip.

 

[Cl1mh4224rd]

Heiwa strikes again.

Sweet Jesus...

 

[Corsair 115]

But he is indeed an engineer.

My recollection is that he is apparently a naval engineer, and he thinks that buildings are little more than ships stood on their end. Perhaps that is the source of his, uh, confusion.

 

[Mel Odious]

This shouldn't make the finals because it's not really a conspiracy, but Wow, is this mindblowingly stupid ...

scientists have shot a laser at the moon many times and time the rate at which the laser bounces back . this has indicated that the moon is slowly leaving us .
when i heard this i couldn't help but mention that maybe , it wouldn't be moving away if they stopped pushing it away by shooting it with laser light .
a few giggles filled the room but the idea obviously went over their heads .
i mentioned it because laser is light , and light is both particle and energy wave form thus shooting a laser at the speed of light at the moon will ( no matter how small ) affect it in some way .

Only one Forum has posts this stupid. Only one.

 

[Dr Adequate]

Our very own "The Painter" on the killing spree/assassination plot:

This is done by the Democrats. It is a brilliant maneuver. It is exactly like painting the word "Ni**er" over an Obama sign. The Dems and the Ben Burch and the White Rose have done many times. It makes whites with a guilty complex feel bad for Obama and vote for him.

 

[Dr Adequate]

Syd and Joseph Skelton find an Owl:

When compared with an image of a real Owl, you can see that the layout of the streets around the Congress building are anatomically accurate to that of an owl.​

 

[Travis]

Syd and Joseph Skelton find an Owl:

When compared with an image of a real Owl, you can see that the layout of the streets around the Congress building are anatomically accurate to that of an owl.​

I suppose you could also compare it to a mushroom.



"Hey Syd!"

"What?"

"Have I said anything really stupid today?"

"No, just lots of mildly stupid."

"An owl it is then!"

 

[Galileo]

In the Northern Hemisphere Autumn is upon us so we have the Fall is Here version Stundie Award winner potentials to nominate and here is where you do it. After some blow ups last month I feel it is necessary to restate the Stundie Award rules:

1) Posts must be about Conspiracy Theories and not just nutty things in general.

2) Posts must exhibit ignorance, faulty logic or stupendous arrogance mixed with an ironic mistake.

3) No spelling errors, typos, grammar issues or math mix-ups unless they are deliciously ironic.

4) Posts must be humorous and not just something you disagree with.

5) All nominated posts must have some sort of link or screenshot to prove the reality of the post and it's source.

6) Keep the introductions short and sweet as Stundies should not need too much background.

7) Nominated posts should be cut down to the nominated part which should be concise and stand on its own.

8) This is not the place for ad hominems so a post should be funny independent of knowing who it is that said it.

9) Pictures are not allowed on their own but descriptions of pictures, provided they meet all other previously stated requirements, are allowed.

10) Videos are not allowed on their own but transcripts of videos, provided they meet all other previously stated requirements, are allowed even if you personally did the transcribing.




Have fun people.

I nominate this post for the October Stundie award.