October Stundie Nominations

[Travis]

Another from ATS. Niobis is discussing what he believes is possible and what isn't when it comes to 9/11 conspiracies. Some nut says the twin towers were empty and thus all the jumpers where faked because there was giant telsa coil or something.



My hand actually went to my forehead.

http://www.abovetopsecret.com/forum/thread393859/pg2

When no planer/anti gravity people think you've gone too far boy have you messed up.

 

[Corsair 115]

How does one design a skyscraper to prevent an aircraft impact?

It's easy! Just install a SAM battery and Phalanx turret on it.

 

[Mel Odious]

I'm not nominating this^*, I'm just posting it for laughs:

I used to be sceptical about the reptilians from other dimensions, but a year ago I smoked some salvia divinorum and now I under stand how other dimentions can exist in the same space. I think any thing is posable.

Same thing happened to me when I smoked dmt! These places exist and im pretty sure i seen some reptillian type entities

(^* Because one nominee from the David Icke forums per month is enough, thank you)

 

[eromitlab]

ULTIMA1 is going to dominate this month. Here's a real whopper.

I asked for real evidence not what was shown in a court, unless the FBI and NTSB crime scene reports were used as evidence.

Maybe prisons really are full of innocent men and women... they were all convicted using the fake evidence that's always presented in court!

 

[Brainache]

ULTIMA1 is going to dominate this month. Here's a real whopper.



Maybe prisons really are full of innocent men and women... they were all convicted using the fake evidence that's always presented in court!

I was going to nominate that one before he edited it:

I asked for real evidence not what was shown in a court.

It is still pretty good, but the original was just too good to last.

 

[Travis]

I was going to nominate that one before he edited it:


It is still pretty good, but the original was just too good to last.

He's still implying that things shown in court are not real.

 

[Dave Rogers]

He's still implying that things shown in court are not real.

It's better than that. He's claiming that things shown in court are not real evidence. To use a Douglas Adams definition, that's a recipriverse excluson - something defined as anything other than itself.

Dave

 

[ihaunter]

More from the very talented ULTIMA1:

Last time i checked a fire commander is not a normal demolition expert. Please explain why he could not have used PULL as a demolition term.

So, the fact that the Fire Commander wasn't a demo expert and "pull" isn't a demo term means that he used it to mean demo the building?
My brain just went numb...

Apparently, not as numb as these guys, though:

I'm not nominating this^*, I'm just posting it for laughs:

I used to be sceptical about the reptilians from other dimensions, but a year ago I smoked some salvia divinorum and now I under stand how other dimentions can exist in the same space. I think any thing is posable.

Same thing happened to me when I smoked dmt! These places exist and im pretty sure i seen some reptillian type entities

(^* Because one nominee from the David Icke forums per month is enough, thank you)

 

[Trojan_Jockey]

OK, maybe its a repeat of a theme, after all, it managed to make the September nominations, but after he made the assertion that the Gulf states are all in league with the Zionists, Smeggypants has demanded I prove his assertion isn't true.

"please tell us how the Islamic Fundamentalist Saudi Leaders are not in league with the Zionist dominated western leaders/oligarchs of the USA and the UK."

http://www.smeggys.co.uk/viewtopic.php?f=2&t=7123&p=142571#p142571

Now quite how to deal with such logic.

 

[Travis]

I can't believe nobody has nominated this exchange yet:

occam's razor

HAHA!!!

I should have known that old fallacy would be brought out at some point.

Occams Razor....the fallacy? Welcome to Truth world.

 

[Doctor Evil]

I nominate the president of Yemen for his profound knowledge of world politics:

Yemeni President Ali Abdullah Saleh announced on Monday the dismantling of a "terrorist cell" which he said was linked to Israeli intelligence services.
Saleh gave no details but sources close to the investigation said he was apparently referring to a six-member cell arrested on suspicion of involvement in a deadly attack against the US embassy in the Yemeni capital last month.
"A terrorist cell was arrested five days ago and will be referred to the judicial authorities for its links with the Israeli intelligence services," Saleh was quoted as saying by the official Saba news agency.
He said the group operated under the "slogan of Islam."

"Security services succeeded in arresting six people, some of whom belong to Islamic Jihad, linked to Al-Qaeda and which claimed the attack," the ministry said in a statement.
"One of these people answers to the name of Abu Ghaith al-Yamani, who signed a statement claiming the attack," the ministry added.

Linky here.

Islamic Jihad and Al-Queda. They must be Jews (sorry Zionists).

Don't get me wrong, I am sure they will admit everything, after enough persuasion.

ETA: I know this is an average stundie at best. However, I could not pass the chance to nominate a head of state.

 

[TheLoneBedouin]

I can't believe nobody has nominated this exchange yet:



Occams Razor....the fallacy? Welcome to Truth world.

He was referring to the use of Occam's razor to dismiss a "complex" theory out of hand.

 

[Travis]

He was referring to the use of Occam's razor to dismiss a "complex" theory out of hand.

If something has already been discounted via Occams Razor referring back to it is not a fallacy.

 

[Cl1mh4224rd]

He was referring to the use of Occam's razor to dismiss a "complex" theory out of hand.

That would require actually having a theory...

 

[Disenchanted]

According to Tin Foil Timothy:

It hasn't been proven in a court of law that 911 wasn't an inside job. Moussaoui has testified and been convicted on that basis.

link

 

[KDLarsen]

Heiwa presenting the finest of truther physics:

A. No. My experiment is full scale. It is a 3.5 m tower (95 boxes) with an 0.5 m pizza impactor (15 boxes) on top. You can probably do a bigger/smaller model but the pizza boxes must be adjusted accordingly. In my area they are about 60x60x3.6 cms or about 1/100th of a WTC1 floor = quite good = that's how I got the idea!

 

[Biscuit]

I wasn't sure if the Bloossom goodchild oct 14 nonsense was a CT until I saw this post by bobbylove321

Well did you know 10-14-2008 is actually -2012? (10 minus 14 minus 2008)

Aww hell! He used math now I know the aliens are coming

http://www.abovetopsecret.com/forum/thread399323/pg1

 

[Biscuit]

I think we have to ban ATS as a source. They make conspiracies out of anything. Anything they don't understand is caused by aliens, or ghosts, or intergalactic wars as is the case with chain craters.

Crater Chains are a product of intelligent weapons of mass destruction. Wake up people. Now you must QUESTION ALL craters, everywhere. Comet, Asteroid, or WEAPON?

I am sure that Bazil meant to question the cause of craters and not the craters themselves.

http://www.abovetopsecret.com/forum/thread399506/pg1

 

[tomwaits]

I wasn't sure if the Bloossom goodchild oct 14 nonsense was a CT until I saw this post by bobbylove321



Aww hell! He used math now I know the aliens are coming

http://www.abovetopsecret.com/forum/thread399323/pg1

Also funny because in the rest of the world the date would be listed as 14-10-2008.

 

[Horatius]

I think we have to ban ATS as a source. They make conspiracies out of anything. Anything they don't understand is caused by aliens, or ghosts, or intergalactic wars as is the case with chain craters.

Crater Chains are a product of intelligent weapons of mass destruction. Wake up people. Now you must QUESTION ALL craters, everywhere. Comet, Asteroid, or WEAPON?

I am sure that Bazil meant to question the cause of craters and not the craters themselves.

http://www.abovetopsecret.com/forum/thread399506/pg1

Interesting that he didn't consider the possibility that the asteroids or comets could have been weapons....




Another neat thing: I recently had the opportunity to tour the Nevada Test Site, and the only place that had a crater that anyone would really define as a crater, was the one test when they weren't working on a weapon - it was the test they did for "Project Ploughshare", experimenting with nuclear excavation.....So I'd expect most nukes that were used as weapons to not leave craters....