October Stundie Nominations

[Cl1mh4224rd]

I nominate RedIbis:

We both know what Gravy was trying to do. He wanted to disseminate the false idea that airplane impact is such an extraordinary event, it's not feasible to design skyscrapers to prevent it, which is obviously wrong.

How does one design a skyscraper to prevent an aircraft impact?

 

[Elizabeth I]

How does one design a skyscraper to prevent an aircraft impact?

You design it really, really, really close to the ground, of course. Maybe even underground.

Then you redefine the word skyscraper.

I can't believe I have to explain this stuff.

 

[IMST]

I nominate RedIbis:




How does one design a skyscraper to prevent an aircraft impact?

Include a REALLY big fly swatter in the design.

 

[Brainache]

I nominate RedIbis:




How does one design a skyscraper to prevent an aircraft impact?

You put legs on it so it can run away?

 

[1337m4n]

oh then I hope you do not drink Nescafé, just finished a new Machine for them

Ahhh, but according to your own words, you're not a Truther.

 

[1337m4n]

I nominate RedIbis:




How does one design a skyscraper to prevent an aircraft impact?

Perhaps he meant to say "mitigate"? I'd have to see the context.

 

[Dr Adequate]

ULTIMA1 tries to get out of the web of lies he's woven ... by denying that the commander of the FDNY was a member of the FDNY.

The fire commander was not a memeber of the FDNY at that time ...

 

[PhantomWolf]

oh then I hope you do not drink Nescafé, just finished a new Machine for them

That's okay, my Nescafé is made in Australia.

 

[Tin Foil Timothy]

I swear, Truthers should never be given responsibility for any task more complicated than watching a pet rock collection.......provided the pet rocks are encapsulated in a soft non-poisonous rubber first.

Most debunkers would be embarrassed by such bigotry and such a superiority complex. You're doing your cause no favours.

 

[Disenchanted]

Another nomination for ULTIMA1:

Yes since PULLED means bringing down a building, as the fire commander stated.

link

By the way, is it ok to submit a post to Conspiracy Theorists Say the Darndest Things and nominate it for a stundie here?

I do not want to step on any toes or anything.

 

[Brainache]

By the way, is it ok to submit a post to Conspiracy Theorists Say the Darndest Things and nominate it for a stundie here?

I do not want to step on any toes or anything.

I think it would be OK as long as you had a link to the original post and if it was posted this month.

I assume that "Conspiracy theorists say the darndest things" is a compiled list of goofy posts from any time since the internet started improving our lives, but the Stundies is right here and renewed every month to stay at the cutting edge of contemporary cretinism.

 

[Retrograde]

How does one design a skyscraper to prevent an aircraft impact?

I have a mental image of an Ub Iwerks-style cartoon building weaving, shifting, pulling up its lower stories, and generally trying to get out of the way of oncoming planes. If only I were a better artist!

 

[Disenchanted]

I think it would be OK as long as you had a link to the original post and if it was posted this month.

I assume that "Conspiracy theorists say the darndest things" is a compiled list of goofy posts from any time since the internet started improving our lives, but the Stundies is right here and renewed every month to stay at the cutting edge of contemporary cretinism.

I meant I was also considering submitting the post I nominated for that site.

But I suppose it would be a good place to get posts to nominate here.

Conspiracy Theorists Say the Darndest Things

It is a spin off of Fundies Say the Darndest Things.

 

[LashL]

You design it really, really, really close to the ground, of course. Maybe even underground.

Then you redefine the word skyscraper.

I can't believe I have to explain this stuff.

 

[Elizabeth I]

Thank you, ma'am...

 

[Travis]

Most debunkers would be embarrassed by such bigotry and such a superiority complex. You're doing your cause no favours.

Whatever. If they'd stop production of 'the stupid' maybe they wouldn't be made fun of. There's a thought.

 

[Dr Adequate]

More from the very talented ULTIMA1:

Last time i checked a fire commander is not a normal demolition expert. Please explain why he could not have used PULL as a demolition term.

 

[Biscuit]

From mullet35 over on ATS.

The astranuats that walk on the moon said the surface of the moon was soft powder like apparence how does dust settle where ther is no gravity everyone consentrates on the shadows of the landing pod, but with no atmosphere tavelling at what ever speed that the moon travels and no gravity how could there be any dusty surface on the moon as seen on this video the dust falls quicker than the astranuats how does that work

So there is no gravity on the moon and it should be swept clean as it travels through space?

http://www.abovetopsecret.com/forum/thread397719/pg1

Really a great thread.

 

[Travis]

More from the very talented ULTIMA1:

Awesome.

From mullet35 over on ATS.



So there is no gravity on the moon and it should be swept clean as it travels through space?

http://www.abovetopsecret.com/forum/thread397719/pg1

Really a great thread.

Air pressure is a good source of gravity you know.

 

[Biscuit]

Another from ATS. Niobis is discussing what he believes is possible and what isn't when it comes to 9/11 conspiracies. Some nut says the twin towers were empty and thus all the jumpers where faked because there was giant telsa coil or something.

I'm all for so-called theories about no planes and fake/actor witnesses. Hell I'm even open to the possibility of anti-gravity vehicles being used, but I think saying the Twin Towers were empty when they collapsed is going too far!

My hand actually went to my forehead.

http://www.abovetopsecret.com/forum/thread393859/pg2