Merged Obama Birth Certificate Released

And what exactly is a "muslim sounding" name?

Oh c'mon Joe that is easy. Weird foreign ones like Kareem Abdul Jabbar, Muhammad Ali, Mehmet Oz, Everlast, Mike Tyson, Dave Chappelle, Jermaine Jackson or Keith Ellison.

Like I said, easy...
 
Hopefully this video hasn't already been posted, but here it is.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7s9StxsFllY&feature=fvwkrel

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JT0Tpf1IhxA&feature=related

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9eJx7jsPV44&feature=related

http://www.youtube.com/user/orangegold1#p/u/0/nW_PWzhgvDs

Its four videos with a young person narrating and walking you through steps in image editing software that purport to show both birth certificates to be fake. Any experts in this field care to comment? The videos aren't too long and they show surprisingly convincing evidence of doctoring. It is necessary to watch all of them before responding because half the videos are rebuttals.

And 10 points if you can watch it without mentioning the word "birther," because, honestly, this dude doesn't sound like a classical conspiracy theorist. He seems more amused at the sheer amateur nature of the alleged photoshop job than anything else.
 
:rolleyes:

The most powerful organization in the world releases a document to the public, instantly thousands of young men with no lives are downloading it into software too powerful for them to understand, hastily scanning tutorials trying to find the flaw that will allow them to call first on abovetopsecret, pretty much. There are dozens of independent youtube videos out there.

This leaves the rest of the world scratching their heads because you know, when you need to fix your car you don't start taking apart a carborator for the first time ever you take to the shop.

Many many experts have already commented. Their videos are simply outnumbered by the cracktivists out there on youtube. Here is one such example. Since this has nothing to do with evidence and science anyway, the evidence isn't going to convince anyone.

This has all been explained several times. Fox News and every bloody news network probably has had accredited experts on. Why is no one looking for the experts? I'll tell you why, cause they are all insane!!!
 
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Many many experts have already commented. Their videos are simply outnumbered by the cracktivists out there on youtube. Here is one such example. Since this has nothing to do with evidence and science anyway, the evidence isn't going to convince anyone.

This has all been explained several times. Fox News and every bloody news network probably has had accredited experts on. Why is no one looking for the experts? I'll tell you why, cause they are all insane!!!

Darn Joey, I thought we could be friends. Maybe it was never meant to be, though, as it appears we are attracted to the same threads! Or one (or both) of us are huge nerds and simply look at every thread.

I may be wrong here, but since when was a scanned document considered evidence? I thought that notion went out the window ever since the invention of Photoshop. Purported evidence for the existence of nonmundane UFOs is posted in the form of government documents all the time and the point is always made that they cannot be accepted as forms of evidence (at least not by themselves) because they can easily be doctored. Surely this is a similar case, perhaps even more so considering the motive for deception is far greater than in the UFO case.

I am not, however, advocating a hardline position that the scanned document could never be considered as evidence. I think the question of whether people accept it or not has a lot to do with the context provided by their political/social world view that they plug it into - context which provides things like motivations. In the case of political issues were effects are very far removed from their causes and controlled experiments are almost impossible, circumstantial evidence must also be considered (as well as having arguments for either side include an internally consistent world view).

Circumstantial evidence such as this: Why not just release a physical copy of the birth certificate to be on public display for a period of time? For those who perceive there to be actual rather than theatrical partisanship in politics, surely this would be a massive boost for Obama and his supporters and also a massive embarrassment to doubters.

This is the way things would be dealt with in a society where concepts such as political competition and transparency are active. Instead, we see again and again see a situation where government claims are usually dubious and of an unscientific, unsupportable nature.

As for your appeal to experts, I think that except in a few cases, conclusions should generally be reached based upon their logical consistently and adherence to external facts, rather than favored because of their advocacy by experts. Invoking the opinion of an expert, when no such technical matter exists that necessitates an expert, seems to me to be dangerously close to an argument from authority. Admittedly, I called for "experts" in my first post in this thread but only as a cheap attempt to ingratiate myself with the authority-trusting skeptic community. Indeed, I thought about quipping in that very post about the errency of unnecessarily invoking the almighty expert. In other words, think for yourself. Experts are greatly overrated, and not needed in this particular case - most of us on this forum are technically smart/intuitive enough to follow an argument with image editing software at its basis.
 
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Darn Joey, I thought we could be friends. Maybe it was never meant to be, though, as it appears we are attracted to the same threads! Or one (or both) of us are huge nerds and simply look at every thread.
Hey we can be friends, unless you recruit for the conspiracy cult, then we must remain enemies. I do post a lot at work so I might as well read every thread :p
I may be wrong here, but since when was a scanned document considered evidence? I thought that notion went out the window ever since the invention of Photoshop. Purported evidence for the existence of nonmundane UFOs is posted in the form of government documents all the time and the point is always made that they cannot be accepted as forms of evidence (at least not by themselves) because they can easily be doctored. Surely this is a similar case, perhaps even more so considering the motive for deception is far greater than in the UFO case.
Think about what you are actually saying. Imagine we could take a walk into the Dept of Health tomorrow morning and look at the certificate in it's storage place. You could just say that was was a fake. Ok, so what will ever constitute evidence of his eligibility? Nothing. That's the way the birthers like it in their mind because it's not about the facts, it's about hating Barack.

The best you are going to get is the written letter attesting to the authenticity by the Director of the Dept. of Health, which was done.
I am not, however, advocating a hardline position that the scanned document could never be considered as evidence. I think the question of whether people accept it or not has a lot to do with the context provided by their political/social world view that they plug it into - context which provides things like motivations. In the case of political issues were effects are very far removed from their causes and controlled experiments are almost impossible, circumstantial evidence must also be considered (as well as having arguments for either side include an internally consistent world view).
This is nothing less than apologia for conspiracy delusion and I suggest you snap out of it.
Circumstantial evidence such as this: Why not just release a physical copy of the birth certificate to be on public display for a period of time?
Because even that is not going to convince the doubters.
For those who perceive there to be actual rather than theatrical partisanship in politics, surely this would be a massive boost for Obama and his supporters and also a massive embarrassment to doubters.
Being a birther in America today is one of the most embarrassing things you can do. A massive boost from who? The crazy people who don't believe him because they hate him?:rolleyes:
This is the way things are dealt with in a society where concepts such as political competition and transparency are active. Instead we see again and again a situation where government claims are usually dubious and of an unscientific, unsupportable nature.
Actually, and I hope you'll get this so we can be friends, what has happened is the way things are dealt with in a society where conspiracism and delusion are the norm and you have to know when to draw the line with the afflicted.
 
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I find myself in the same position as in the last thread where responding to your points would do nothing to further the direction of the argument, since your responses don't address my rebuttals directly, but rather bring up unrelated or nonsensical points.

Taking aim to address the underlying concepts behind your posts is difficult because they aren't clearly stated or even implied, but I suppose I could take a stab at your general view that conspiracy theory is delusional...

I did, however, watch the debunkers debunked video that you posted and I thought the premise debunked was a strawman. This is not at all surprising considering the point being debunked was made by the Alex Jones team. So we are in agreement that the point debunked by that video (that the mere presence of layers is evidence of photoshopping) is garbage.

On the subject of pals, DAMN YOU WORK LATE! What do you do if you don't mind me asking? I'm still young and careerless (right now I'm a professional delusional psychopath) so I like to get an idea of what everyone is doing to make that money.

And whats this? The Tao Te Ching is in your signature? Nope, definitely can't argue with a man with such a great writing in his signature. :D
 
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I find myself in the same position as in the last thread where responding to your points would do nothing to further the direction of the argument, since your responses don't address my rebuttals directly, but rather bring up unrelated or nonsensical points.

Taking aim to address the underlying concepts behind your posts is difficult because they aren't clearly stated or even implied, but I suppose I could take a stab at your general view that conspiracy theory is delusional..
So you accuse me of all this, take the time to reply, but don't take the time to address my mistakes? I could use some constructive criticism too ya know. You copped out, do the work, show me the quotes. It will only take a minute, and we can move on, it will be great fun.
I did, however, watch the debunkers debunked video that you posted and I thought the premise debunked was a strawman. This is not at all surprising considering the point being debunked was made by the Alex Jones team. So we are in agreement that the point debunked by that video (that the mere presence of layers is evidence of photoshopping) is garbage.
Excellent.
On the subject of pals, DAMN YOU WORK LATE! What do you do if you don't mind me asking? I'm still young and careerless (right now I'm a professional delusional psychopath) so I like to get an idea of what everyone is doing to make that money.
I have a call-center job, the kind that let's you use the internet and gets few calls. Never get a call center job :p Back into carpentry soon, movement and exercise is more for me.
And whats this? The Tao Te Ching is in your signature? Nope, definitely can't argue with a man with such a great writing in his signature.
The ancient observationalists came up with some incredibly potent literature. "Send your desires away and you will see the mystery" Fun wordage.
 
Very well, then. Tedium, commence.

Hey we can be friends, unless you recruit for the conspiracy cult, then we must remain enemies. I do post a lot at work so I might as well read every thread :p

Okay.

Think about what you are actually saying. Imagine we could take a walk into the Dept of Health tomorrow morning and look at the certificate in it's storage place. You could just say that was was a fake. Ok, so what will ever constitute evidence of his eligibility? Nothing. That's the way the birthers like it in their mind because it's not about the facts, it's about hating Barack. The best you are going to get is the written letter attesting to the authenticity by the Director of the Dept. of Health, which was done.

Precisely such a thing would be considered verifiable physical evidence, and thus be accepted as evidence by myself at least. I can't speak for others.

This is nothing less than apologia for conspiracy delusion and I suggest you snap out of it.

Lol.

Because even that is not going to convince the doubters.

It would convince me and I am the person with whom you are engaged in argument.

Being a birther in America today is one of the most embarrassing things you can do.

Agreed, but not necessarily because such a position is flawed. Such flagrant embarrassment is not the result of poor logic, as little flagrant embarrassment is in a society that doesn't value intellect. It is because of the general negative public reaction to the concept itself (whether this reaction is logical or illogical, it is negative), compounded by the disparaging, dismissive term "birther," as well as media ridicule.

For all the grammar people reading this, yes, I'm stupid because I ended my sentence with a preposition. And the previous sentence wasn't punctuated correctly. And the last one started with the word "and." Christ, its an infinite loop!

A massive boost from who? The crazy people who don't believe him because they hate him?:rolleyes:

A massive boost in the eyes of anyone following political debate/events who just noticed that a bunch of people were categorically proved wrong in one fell swoop. Its the quickest way to win an ongoing argument.

Actually, and I hope you'll get this so we can be friends, what has happened is the way things are dealt with in a society where conspiracism and delusion are the norm and you have to know when to draw the line with the afflicted.

I see.

The very act of arguing about this birther stuff, in a way, mischaracterizes me. The truth is that I don't really care about this issue at all because I don't believe presidential elections are very effective at affecting change, and that is an entirely different and altogether more interesting topic.

I'm not going to respond to another Joey post about this topic in this thread. The conversation turned to the "pedantic" and "tedious" direction as soon as his reply post was made.
 
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Very well, then. Tedium, commence.
Obviously also my favorite thing in the world as well.
Precisely such a thing would be considered verifiable physical evidence, and thus be accepted as evidence by myself at least. I can't speak for others.
Excellent.

Perhaps I took this an "explanation" an apologia. What I meant by "apologia for conspiracy delusion" is that facts are facts, there is only one kind of science, and there are few considerations or circumstantial evidence in this case. Everything is very direct and simple. Any other thoughts on this very cut and dried topic, is apologia for conspiracy delusion. You may disagree but this is my position.
It would convince me and I am the person with whom you are engaged in argument.
You asked me why they wouldn't do that. I gave you the correct answer. Many wouldn't accept it. Aha is this quote the reason for attacking me? :p
Agreed, but not necessarily because such a position is flawed. Such flagrant embarrassment is not the result of poor logic, as little flagrant embarrassment is in a society that doesn't value intellect. It is because of the general negative public reaction to the concept itself (whether this reaction is logical or illogical, it is negative), compounded by the disparaging, dismissive term "birther," as well as media ridicule.
No sane person doubts the president's birthplace. Bill O'Reilly has even figured this out. I understand that people want to add credibility to this position and apologize for it, but because the facts are so cut and dried that this would be immoral for me to allow. There is no way to justify a skeptical position on the birther issue. If we were to honor such a notion with an iota of respect we would be degrading our society. CTs degrade our society. Nope, sorry, persona non grata, stop spreading poison. Good on you Jerry Seinfeld.
A massive boost in the eyes of anyone following political debate/events who just noticed that a bunch of people were categorically proved wrong in one fell swoop. Its the quickest way to win an ongoing argument.
Killing Osama bin Laden barely gave him a boost, he already wins points against the birthers from anyone who is not a birther, so I think this is an unimportant consideration.
The very act of arguing about this birther stuff, in a way, mischaracterizes me. The truth is that I don't really care about this issue at all because I don't believe presidential elections are very effective at affecting change, and that is an entirely different and altogether more interesting topic.

I'm not going to respond to another Joey post about this topic in this thread. The conversation turned to the "pedantic" and "tedious" direction as soon as his reply post was made.
Hmmm perhaps next time if you don't want to talk about it or you don't think it's important don't post a bunch conspiracy video's in a birther thread? :p.

You like to talk about your ideas. I'm trying to nail you down on specific claims and facts and you have a negative reaction. What does that tell me? You're dreamin' Good luck with that.
 
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Oh really? Then how come I was able to get my passport based on this then?

hawaiicolbbirthregistra.jpg



this is Birth registration card. Hawaii hasn't issued one of these since at least 1980. Since my parents LOST my original COLB copies, and they only had this card, I was able to get my Passport with simply just this card.

Its far more "shorter" than my COLB, yet perfectly accepted by the State Department as proof of birthe United States

the abstract form that the State Department speaks to are those certificates that are not officiated, and doesn't contain birth place and date (yes they do exist).
 
Hopefully this video hasn't already been posted, but here it is.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7s9StxsFllY&feature=fvwkrel

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JT0Tpf1IhxA&feature=related

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9eJx7jsPV44&feature=related

http://www.youtube.com/user/orangegold1#p/u/0/nW_PWzhgvDs

Its four videos with a young person narrating and walking you through steps in image editing software that purport to show both birth certificates to be fake. Any experts in this field care to comment? The videos aren't too long and they show surprisingly convincing evidence of doctoring. It is necessary to watch all of them before responding because half the videos are rebuttals.

And 10 points if you can watch it without mentioning the word "birther," because, honestly, this dude doesn't sound like a classical conspiracy theorist. He seems more amused at the sheer amateur nature of the alleged photoshop job than anything else.
The guys a birther. He thinks Obama's "short form" is fake because it doesn't have folds. :eye-poppi If you actually have any questions yourself I recommend inquiring in the Obama BC thread. They've pretty much covered the full gamut.

I see nothing compelling in those videos. The videos really amount to nothing but "I can't get my document to look like Obama's so that means Obama's BC is fake". That's ridiculous leap in logic if I've ever seen one. There are numerous different settings that could've been used to produce the artifacts you see. From my understanding optimization + running OCR twice can produce the flat matte look that seems to evade him.


Also I think BirdyBuddy said it best in this post in the CT section:

Granted, it's been presented for all the world to see by creating an electronic version, but really all this fuss about layers and scanning and artifacts and resolutions is genuinely absolutely meaningless. There is not even a digital signature embedded in the PDF, nor is it a protected document. It's for informational/display purposes only!

Also my response is apt here; The PDF communicates the necessary information, was released (and certified) by Hawaii and subsequently released to the public by the whitehouse. In the end it simply doesn't matter if there are compression artifacts or the quality isn't the best. What matters is Hawaii says it's the real deal and the necessary information is there (which it is).
 
Hopefully this video hasn't already been posted, but here it is.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7s9StxsFllY&feature=fvwkrel

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JT0Tpf1IhxA&feature=related

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9eJx7jsPV44&feature=related

http://www.youtube.com/user/orangegold1#p/u/0/nW_PWzhgvDs

Its four videos with a young person narrating and walking you through steps in image editing software that purport to show both birth certificates to be fake. Any experts in this field care to comment? The videos aren't too long and they show surprisingly convincing evidence of doctoring. It is necessary to watch all of them before responding because half the videos are rebuttals.

And 10 points if you can watch it without mentioning the word "birther," because, honestly, this dude doesn't sound like a classical conspiracy theorist. He seems more amused at the sheer amateur nature of the alleged photoshop job than anything else.

The silly thing is - why would the Huge Conspiracy bother to take a real birth certificate, scan it, and then do a sloppy photoshop on it - when they could just fill out a blank form and backdate it? How hard is that?
 
The silly thing is - why would the Huge Conspiracy bother to take a real birth certificate, scan it, and then do a sloppy photoshop on it - when they could just fill out a blank form and backdate it? How hard is that?

Exactly, when you own the ability to make an adequate forgery, why would would you photoshop one?
 
I've lost track of this thread. Is anyone still arguing that there is something bogus about this or the first birth certificate?

We've progressed to wondering why randman can't / won't provide evidence of his status as a natural born U.S. citizen.

What is randman hiding? :eek:
 
The silly thing is - why would the Huge Conspiracy bother to take a real birth certificate, scan it, and then do a sloppy photoshop on it - when they could just fill out a blank form and backdate it? How hard is that?
Because they want to make the birthers look crazy when the truth is clear as day. :eek: It's like the illuminati symbolism CT's. The Illuminati (or celeb shills for the illuminati) openly use symbols in the media to exert their influence and tease those "in the know" while the sheeple stay ignorant of the truth that's right in front of their faces!

"Those in the know" being CTers (who seem to believe they're Neo in the Matrix). It's the evil entities (NWO/Illuminati/evil Gov't) way of saying nana nana boo boo!! as a show of arrogance and impunity.
 
Let's say, for a moment, that the Birthers are right. Obama was born somewhere else and therefore spent a couple of weeks abroad as an infant. Thus he can't even remember it.

For that he can't be President? Seriously? A guy who just accomplished something a definite American never could (getting Bin Laden dead) is to be disqualified from continuing his job over something he can't even remember because he was a freaking infant.

What does "remember it" have to do with anything ? Why should anyone care what YOU consider to be "some citizenship by deed" qualification ? (wold not be natural born anyway) Citing the Ossama assassination (which many on the left believe is illegal) isn't evidence of anything. US code 1401 title 8 controls citizenship question.

http://www.law.cornell.edu/uscode/8/1401.html

The constitution requires the president be a natural born (not naturalized nor delcared) US citizen over 35? yo. According to US Code 1401 code - Obama may qualify on several counts, regardless of where he was born. For example if one of your parents is a USC who resided in the US for more than 5 years after age 14 - then you are a NBUSC, regardless of place of birth.

The president has no requirement by law to reveal his birth certificate. If someone brings a lawsuit in some question and shows credibility evidence that the Pres is not a USC - for example before the election - then the pres would have to defend himself. I suspect he can only be removed from office by a impeachment proceedings.


Think about it you people. Even if you were right seeing this through really makes you look like the vindictive, opportunist ******** you are.

if they were addressing the real issue - whether the pres is a NBUSC - then I wouldn't have any issue with it. Where he was born doesn't address that issue directly.

If we has some pres who, it was determined, was born a Canadian citizen, then I would absolutely be in favor of the guy stepping down regardless of what a "great guy" or superlative president he was. Has nothing to do with vindictiveness - it's about having laws or having ad hoc mob-rule popularity-contest chaos.
 

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