stateofgrace
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Will you at least tell us how to make the cheese omelet now? Because if I had some cheese, I could make one, if I had some eggs.
Well first you have to check the room is completely clear of any listening devices and check your phone is not being tapped. Then open the fridge door very carefully ensuring there not any hidden explosive devices that can armed and set off.
Fully scan your cheese for listening bugs and grate it using a plastic grater if possible (It is easy to plant listen devices in metal one). Scan each egg, thoroughly, X-ray them if possible and crack them again very carefully because they may be rigged with explosive devices.
Once you are certain your life is not in danger and you are certain you are not being tracked put on the gas ring (mark 6).............hey what am I saying? I am giving the game away.
You will just have to be patient and bare with me, Oh my I hear the voices again.