The way it works is if you tell the feds you had oatmeal for breakfast on a particular date 2 months ago, but told them yesterday you had Cream of Wheat, that is a felony, locked in and on tape. No way out. It is a false statement, and relevance to the investigation is irrelevant.
Sure- happens every day and I am glad you brought this up! Happened to me just a year ago but it was cornflakes versus Cherios. Luckily they allow me access to this computer in the prison library and I should be released on parole by next June.
Oh- you did leave out the jury trial and sentencing by the judge. I was lucky there too- the jury was very sympathetic and so didn't convict me on the "eating soggy cereal" charge and the judge threw out the capital punishment option.
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