May Stundie Nominations

I'm having a hard time figuring out just one joke to use for that breatharian thing! That's like crazy^10!
 
Laton said:
Over on boingboing about the guy who claims not to have eaten for 70 years:

http://www.boingboing.net/2010/04/30/82-year-old-man-clai.html#comment-774988

Plus, I have personally interviewed a top physicist who witnessed an unexplained ray and then didn't feel hungry for over ten hours.
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Hmm, same thing happens for people undergoing radiation teatments for cancer. They don't feel hungry, in fact they often feel nauseous.

Therefore,,,, X-rays = nutrition rays:D

Nodes people, NODES!!!!!
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In his hair? Shouldn't they be on his feet?


I admit it though. I AM a breatharian!
I tried to quit several times but before long I always take another breath and then its right back to the same cycle of breath in breath out over and over. Please don't hate me for it. Its an addiction and addiction is a sickness.
 
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dudalb said:
A promising newcomer to JREF , SaveAmericaFightNWO,states that all modern medicine is a Evil Rockerfeller Plot:

http://www.internationalskeptics.com/forums/showthread.php?t=127640
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Yes, modern medicine, an evil Jewish plot. (Rockefeller, like every rich man, is a secret Joooooooo for these guys).

In Switzerland in the 1930s, a young lawyer became so sick of the antisemitic propaganda that was then popular there that he wrote a spoof book, The Evil Jews, "blaming" the Jews for their help in modern medicine, sanitation, science, law, etc.

In that pre-internet era, sales spiked for about a month -- until word of mouth made it clear it wasn't actually a book against Jews, to the expectant readers' disappointment.

The union of Swedish Jews tried originally to fight the book as hate literature, which shows that back then, too, political organizations who are outraged at book X usually haven't actually read it.
 
Skeptic said:
Yes, modern medicine, an evil Jewish plot. (Rockefeller, like every rich man, is a secret Joooooooo for these guys).

In Switzerland in the 1930s, a young lawyer became so sick of the antisemitic propaganda that was then popular there that he wrote a spoof book, The Evil Jews, "blaming" the Jews for their help in modern medicine, sanitation, science, law, etc.

In that pre-internet era, sales spiked for about a month -- until word of mouth made it clear it wasn't actually a book against Jews, to the expectant readers' disappointment.

The union of Swedish Jews tried originally to fight the book as hate literature, which shows that back then, too, political organizations who are outraged at book X usually haven't actually read it.
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I doubt he'll see your reply here...
 
Horatius said:
So you admit you're sick? Sick! Sick Sick!
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holy carp how did you know? you should ask for the Randi Prize. i have had a sore throat since Thursday and its progressed to a cough just in time for the long weekend(for us Canuks):D

It has interfered with my addiction sickness of breathing though, maybe that's a good thing.:D
 
This won't win, and isn't really a conspiracy, but...

jestblaze said:
I've searched a bit and came up with nothing. There is no english word for the actual act of communication telepathically. Telepathizing?? I searched fiction and only found refers to said telepathically or simply talking. Does anyone know the word I'm looking for?
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Response added for bonus flavour:
Skeptical Greg said:
Telepathy ..

You were close..
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The intrepid investigators at the David Icke forums do it again:

camreeno said:
I discovered a HUGE coincidence.

Vladimir Lenin was born on April 22, 1870
The first Earth Day was held on April 22, 1970 (exactly 100 years later)

Coincidence??? Or not?
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http://www.davidicke.com/forum/showthread.php?t=117380


camreeno said:
I thought the answer was obvious. I was hinting at the possibility that Earth Day was created by NWO cohorts who intentionally put it on that day.
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http://www.davidicke.com/forum/showpost.php?p=1058902972&postcount=12


I guess it's okay with Travis to nominate two posts put together as a Stundie.
 
When jammonius saw the depth of his delusion, he wept, for there were no more sharks to jump.

jammonius said:
Stanley Praimnath is a NO PLANE witness based on his account of standing in front of a Boeing 767 and being saved from a crash by his desk as he watched the wing pass by him, or howsoever he worded his obviously made up story.
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A witness who reported a plane crashing into the building where he was working, in jammonius world, is a witness whose testimony positively supports the claim that there was no plane.

Dave
 
Why would Stanley Praimnath make up a story? Maybe Jammonious can enlighten us?
 
Nothing like the crazy blame America for everything crowd as seen here in this comment by Reverend.

Reverend said:
North Korea did not sink the ship, in my opinion it was the United States that sunk it to start more instability in the world. This is what they do, just like some of the car bombs in Afghanistan and Iraq that have killed civillians, they were planted by the U.S. to keep the war going and in hopes to start a massive civil war in both countries. To blame N. Korea is stupidity, to look into it with an open mind one will see and find evidence that the torpedo which sunk the ship came from and American sub.
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Because one thing Obama needs to send his popularity over the top, it's the resumption of the Korean War.:boggled:
 
sylvan8798 said:
Ok, this is just disturbing, on so many levels:

http://z6.invisionfree.com/Reality_Shack/index.php?showtopic=206
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Wow.. the woo is as deep, viscous, smelly and burning as red-hot lava... and they love dancing around in it.

I like a post by a user namend Piper. Partucalrly the 'huh-huh' smiley.

The remainder of his post is also a howler. Give actual evidence and 99% of the people have themselves convinced. But not me, me who can think for himself, I don't let facts go in the way of my beliefs.


Yep. Rod-hot lava the woo is.
 
Skeptic said:
In Switzerland in the 1930s, a young lawyer became so sick of the antisemitic propaganda that was then popular there that he wrote a spoof book, The Evil Jews, "blaming" the Jews for their help in modern medicine, sanitation, science, law, etc.

In that pre-internet era, sales spiked for about a month -- until word of mouth made it clear it wasn't actually a book against Jews, to the expectant readers' disappointment.

The union of Swedish Jews tried originally to fight the book as hate literature, which shows that back then, too, political organizations who are outraged at book X usually haven't actually read it.
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Or maybe Poe's law already held true in the pre-internet era.
 
NutCracker said:
Wow.. the woo is as deep, viscous, smelly and burning as red-hot lava... and they love dancing around in it.

I like a post by a user namend Piper. Partucalrly the 'huh-huh' smiley.

The remainder of his post is also a howler. Give actual evidence and 99% of the people have themselves convinced. But not me, me who can think for himself, I don't let facts go in the way of my beliefs.


Yep. Rod-hot lava the woo is.
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My god.....


First of all, many of us here aren't convinced nuclear bombs exist, and we certainly aren't sure any were exploded over Hiroshima or Nagasaki.

Leaving that aside, and assuming for the moment that nuclear bombs actually exist, why do you believe they would need to actually explode a real bomb to accomplish their goals? All they have to do is tell the world a nuclear bomb exploded in Las Vegas, and the world goes into immediate panic mode.

Remember, on 9/11 they accomplished all of their goals - wars overseas, police state at home, hatred of Muslims by the people - without either flying planes into buildings, or actually killing anyone at all. All they had to do was spoon-feed that ridiculous story to everyone, and people lapped it up, because they are more comfortable believing what they are told, and hating Muslims, than they are thinking for themselves.
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http://z6.invisionfree.com/Reality_Shack/index.php?showtopic=206&view=findpost&p=1758638


Forget being a No-Planer, this guy is a "No-Attacker"!

Seriously - does he really believe nothing at all happened on 9/11? :boggled::eye-poppi:jaw-dropp
 
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