May Stundie Nominations

tsig said:
So all we have to do is call a place ground zero and then a nuclear explosion will occur.

That's some powerful magic!
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Wait, don't you mean Ground Zero...it has to be capital letters for the magic to work correctly.


That post was another example of a literary train wreck. Haven't truthers figured out that well worded posts might boost their credibility just a little. I guess they "missed to notice" that fact.
 
djlunacee said:
US authorities undertook a verily heroic desperate attempt to re-define ground zero term in ALL without any exception post-9/11 dictionaries which is nothing but a smoking gun US Government was caught with.
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What the hell does this even say? :confused:
 
sylvan8798 said:
What the hell does this even say? :confused:
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That someone thought the term "ground zero" only referred to the site of a nuclear blast but had it pointed out that it was untrue then decided that it must have really used to mean that but the US government changed the dictionaries post 9/11 to match the "new" usage of the term.
 
I nominate ImaNiceguy (again)

ImANiceGuy said:
Chill Beachnut, there's no need to yell. Even I, the lowly truther, spotted the many, silly, simple mistakes that were made in this video.

All in all good video though. Two thumbs up.
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Very reminicent of a JREF fave
c1ph4 said:
[Zeitgeist] is one of the best alternative independent documentations you will ever see. even when 100% of the information therein would be a lie, you would still find a lot of truth in it.
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If there were an award for wittiest comebacks to moon hoax theories,I'd nominate this:

truegroup said:
Unbelievable - you contend that it probably took place on 'another planet' using 'secret technology', then Jarrah farts out another of his videos about stage props and we're back on the filmed on Earth trip. Unless of course they transported the stage props to Pandora and brought them back for Jarrah's book 'analysis'.
Keep telling the truth.
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http://www.davidicke.com/forum/showpost.php?p=1058855886&postcount=79
 
Wait a minute. Is someone saying the moon landing footage was faked - on ANOTHER PLANET???

:hb:

Rolfe.
 
Rolfe said:
Wait a minute. Is someone saying the moon landing footage was faked - on ANOTHER PLANET???

:hb:

Rolfe.
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It's the Icke forum, reptilian aliens from another planet are considered common knowledge and taken for granted.

Get with the program sheeple.
 
My first stundie nomination!
From the comments on the ""Knowing" movie and the Oil Rig Explosion in the Gulf of Mexico 2010.avi" video on Youtube. I realize it's low hanging fruit, but this one stood out:


Soupdragoon said:
@MonkeyDeLax Sorry but this ____ happens all the time so the coinicidence theory is bunk. However the issue is that these things are put into films to create the "who done it" arguments that go nowhere. We should all just tune out their occult mind control and get back to nature. This is definitly another example of how they are messing with us.
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Over on boingboing about the guy who claims not to have eaten for 70 years:

http://www.boingboing.net/2010/04/30/82-year-old-man-clai.html#comment-774988

I can't believe you are being so close-minded about this! Sure, a lot of breatharians have proven to be hoaxers, but perhaps this man is getting nutrition from a secret government ray that is being tested by the military.

It's well established that breatharians are more likely to occur near top secret UK army bases (if you filter out the hoax breatharians). Furthermore, in recent years, armies have openly demonstrated food-based technology like the US MRE program, which only makes my "food ray" hypothesis more likely.

A highly respected government lab in France has done some tests on this man's hair, and found nodes! Nodes! Do you realise the implications?

What's more, this research has been replicated by other top labs (Cal Tech, Nobel Institute University of Science, Oxon University etc.) so you can't simply dismiss the weight of evidence. Plus, I have personally interviewed a top physicist who witnessed an unexplained ray and then didn't feel hungry for over ten hours.
Don't get me wrong, I welcome respectful inquiry into the exact nature of this man's amazing powers. But what I don't welcome is name-calling, or any suggestion that he might not have amazing powers. That is beyond the realm of reasonable debate.

It's fascinating that certain "forbidden" topics, dismissed in academia, are also dismissed in cyberspace!
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Nodes people, NODES!!!!!
 
MREs make a "food ray" more likely? does he have the slightest idea what an MRE is?

nevermind, im pretty sure i know the answer to that
 
defaultdotxbe said:
MREs make a "food ray" more likely? does he have the slightest idea what an MRE is?

nevermind, im pretty sure i know the answer to that
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Although some of us in the Military could argue about if a MRE is real food...............................


MRE....Meals Revolting to Everyone.
 
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