May I get your stundie nominations for May

[CORed]

If memory servers Robert has admitted that he's incapable of processing more than one idea at a time.

He has yet to demonstrate that he's capable of processing one.

 

[Jim_MDP]

I have seen it on ATS as well. From what I can gather they think TPTB that pull of these fake events like to send the CTers little messages and clues. One of these is wearing blue and white stripped shirts or jackets or even a pillow case in cluesforum's case.

Anytime there is a tragedy and there are blue and white stripes it's proof that it never happened or some such nonsense.

That's quite the "escape clause" the CTers have got there. I'm sure there are others as well.

 

[Alferd_Packer]

Sounds like lux doesn't have many friends or people who are comfortable touching him or being that close to him.

It's the "clue juice" stains that put people off.

 

[threadworm]

I have seen it on ATS as well. From what I can gather they think TPTB that pull of these fake events like to send the CTers little messages and clues. One of these is wearing blue and white stripped shirts or jackets or even a pillow case in cluesforum's case.

Anytime there is a tragedy and there are blue and white stripes it's proof that it never happened or some such nonsense.

I can't remember a specific reason being given, but I'm guessing it's a reference to the Israeli flag and/or blue & white concentration camp clothing. And being phenomenally dumb.

 

[Dash80]

I can't remember a specific reason being given, but I'm guessing it's a reference to the Israeli flag and/or blue & white concentration camp clothing. And being phenomenally dumb.

The clueless morons were foaming at the mouth over the Israeli flag, visible in many photos of the Boston bombing.

International flags at an international event, highly suspicious!

 

[Orphia Nay]

This poster is trying to demonstrate that there are structures visible in NASA images of the moon. (S)he is using Apollo photographs taken in orbit, on the grounds that these are unedited.

The structures identified are completely illusory and exist only in his/her imagination. When challenged to identify those same structures on much clearer LRO images, we have:

http://www.abovetopsecret.com/forum/thread941610/pg4#pid16339106



(S)he could have saved the US a lot of tax dollars if they'd only told NASA this...


The entire thread is worth a read.

Indeed it is. I have a sneaking suspicion I know who arianna is. Look out for an incoming PM from me soon.

 

[threadworm]

I think this technically counts as a stundie, but it is unpleasant to prove it so. It comes, naturally enough, from the clueless Boston bombing thread:

Re: Boston Marathon- alLEGed "terror attack"- Apr15, 2013
by Brutal Metal on May 4th, 2013, 9:07 am

I've yet to find a photo depicting Bauman's severed leg, was it blown to dust like 911 tower victims? Has anyone seen it lying in the street? For the photo experts you'll LOVE these, an extensive collage of widescreen blown up shots from all angles, the best I've seen, have FUN with your debunking, the're Ripe For Criticism!
http://cryptome.org/2013-info/04/boston ... -bombs.htm

Viewer discretion is advised on the link there - it contains some gruesome images.

Why a stundie? Because the poster asks where Bauman's severed legs are, then posts a link to photos that clearly show severed feet: 2nd photo in the link, bottom left corner, and the 5th photo down resting on a white placard centre bottom.

It's this combination of wilful ignorance, refusal to acknowledge the evidence of his own eyes and providing his own evidence for his stupidity that qualifies this poster to be given a stundie. Repeatedly. Through the forehead.

 

[Belz...]

That's not the first time he has pulled that stunt. It happened just a few months ago. CM is a broken record.

RP, you mean.

I know it's the second time, but it is May, and the post I'm nominating is his explanation of why 30 is equal to zero.

 

[Belz...]

If memory servers Robert has admitted that he's incapable of processing more than one idea at a time.

That would explain a great many things...

(And notice that my reply and your "if memory serves" are both quotes from Star Trek II, so that gives me 4 geek points)

 

[Horatius]

RP, you mean.

I know it's the second time, but it is May, and the post I'm nominating is his explanation of why 30 is equal to zero.

My god, do you know what this means? It means the Stundies are evolving!

Were' all doomed! It's ever man for himself!

 

[Biscuit]

This one comes from a site called apparentlyapperal.com. I think it's some hippie "news" site. There is a story posted about underwater crystal pyramids having been discovered. Naturally some people in the comments were a tad skeptical about this claim but the author (possible admin) responded in the comments that people have seen these pyramids and they are real!!! When someone else in the comments posts that his own article states that the pyramids have only been "seen" on sonar the author responds,

I have received dozens of emails from others who have 'seen' this crystal pyramid in meditation and dreams, are you saying Dreams don't exist, because there is no science to back it up. I don't need a damn scientist to tell me that. I know it.

linky

Uh...pretty sure you are wrong about that.

 

[cjnewson88]

Koko lands another stundie over on PF;

but jones never claimed it was thermite.

he said it was a thermetic reaction

"I never said I owned a dog, I just said have a Black Labrador"

 

[LordXenu]

Coal power plants are storing carbon to unleash on unsuspecting elderly people to kill them off to reduce social security & medicare costs and sell the land they own to Asian countries:
http://www.forbes.com/sites/eamonnf...ent_blogAndPostId/blog/comment/2041-2990-1118

Workers and the retired in American are not as valuable as the land and property they occupy to the investor. That is why they ramrodded in “Carbon Capture”.

These are coal fired electric power plants at select locations in the USA, that store the deadly CO2 and CO gases deep underground in massive amounts. The excuse it to cut down on green house gases the true purpose is mass murder of millions to clear the land and property for sale/lease to Asia. There will be a total kill zone an a much wider zone that kills people over 50 with heart attacks. This clears the SS and 401k account obligations.

Polk County Florida and Meredosia Illinois are two sites.

 

[Travis]

Darn, if only CO2 really was that potent.

 

[Safe-Keeper]

For the sheer unadulterated arrogance of it:

http://cluesforum.info/viewtopic.php...t=735#p2384020

That's... that's...

Wow, that's vile, arrogant and freakishly insane all rolled into one. I need a shower now

 

[Neutiquam Erro]

Darn, if only CO2 really was that potent.

Actually, it can be pretty nasty.

 

[Alareth]

Sadly I can't link to this because I overheard it on the bus where two passengers were having a conversation about gun control.

Do you know why the Japanese stopped at Pearl Harbor? Because they knew the average American was armed.

 

[cjnewson88]

Do you know why the Japanese stopped at Pearl Harbor? Because they knew the average American was armed.

The Japs stopped at Pearl Harbor? I guess Phillipines, Wake Island, Guadalcanal, Darwin, Adak Island etc never happened...

 

[sylvan8798]

^There were no weapons at Pearl Harbor. Little known factoid.

 

[Mudcat]

Sadly I can't link to this because I overheard it on the bus where two passengers were having a conversation about gun control.

Do you know why the Japanese stopped at Pearl Harbor? Because they knew the average American was armed.

It's claims like that that make me believe that the second amendment is severely outdated. Even if the militaries of the world never gotten more advanced than that time period, the average citizen would still stand little to no chance of being to stand up against them.