May 21 Rapture Checklist

[NWO Sentryman]

It's a pity Duke Nukem Forever won't be out by then. Couldn't Jesus just wait until 10th July so gamers can finish DNF?

 

[Laton]

Isn't the release of DNF a sign of the Apocalypse?

 

[Giraffe107]

well a friend of mine is having her 21st birthday party on the 21st of May, so I'd say it's a done deal.

 

[jhunter1163]

I'm going to leave some piles of clothing outside Mr. Camping's house in the evening of 5/21. Would be a good reaction shot... "I've been LEFT BEHIND!"

 

[Bram Kaandorp]

I'm going to leave some piles of clothing outside Mr. Camping's house in the evening of 5/21. Would be a good reaction shot... "I've been LEFT BEHIND!"

Someone else on the forum suggested calling Mr. Camping, and asking "hey, I'm still here, what does that.. hey, that means you're still here too", or something similar.

I love the thought.

 

[geeter]

Remember: double tap.

 

[NWO Sentryman]

Isn't the release of DNF a sign of the Apocalypse?

Probably.

 

[Apathia]

It's a pity Duke Nukem Forever won't be out by then. Couldn't Jesus just wait until 10th July so gamers can finish DNF?

Lord Jesus, please don't destroy the Universe until we've had the opportunity to play Duke Nukem Forever.
And Skyrim!

 

[Puppycow]

http://www.npr.org/2011/05/07/136053462/is-the-end-nigh-well-know-soon-enough

"I no longer think about 401(k)s and retirement," he says. "I'm not stressed about losing my job, which a lot of other people are in this economy. I'm just a lot less stressed, and in a way I'm more carefree."

 

[Fnord]

It's May 10, 2011. Only 11 more shopping days left ... I'll wait until the last minute, just like I do every year.

 

[Undesired Walrus]

I woke up this morning thinking the end was today. I have to wait another ten days before atheists get the place to ourselves?

 

[Bram Kaandorp]

I woke up this morning thinking the end was today. I have to wait another ten days before atheists get the place to ourselves?

Sadly, if you're an atheist, that would mean we won't get the place to ourselves, because we don't believe the rapture will happen.

Please tell me there aren't any atheist rapture believers out there, or else i'm going to cry.

 

[fromdownunder]

Lord Jesus, please don't destroy the Universe until we've had the opportunity to play Duke Nukem Forever.
And Skyrim!

That should do it!

Norm

 

[Puppycow]

http://www.npr.org/2011/05/07/136053462/is-the-end-nigh-well-know-soon-enough

Oh, and the best part:

Now they are in Orlando, in a rented house, passing out tracts and reading the Bible. Their daughter is 2 years old, and their second child is due in June. Joel says they're spending the last of their savings. They don't see a need for one more dollar.

"You know, you think about retirement and stuff like that," he says. "What's the point of having some money just sitting there?"

"We budgeted everything so that, on May 21, we won't have anything left," Adrienne adds.

Nothing, except for the fervent hope that all of them will be raptured.

 

[Belz...]

Why wouldn't they care? Maybe they feel compassion for nonbelievers and want to warn them?

Nah, it's a big "told ya!" moment.

 

[catsmate]

Sadly, if you're an atheist, that would mean we won't get the place to ourselves, because we don't believe the rapture will happen.

Please tell me there aren't any atheist rapture believers out there, or else i'm going to cry.

Well most xians don't even believe in the rapture so I doubt it.

 

[Ethan Thane Athen]

Oh, and the best part:

What do they think will happen to their unborn child?

 

[philkensebben]

I think it will just rain. Not in any biblical quantities though. Just enough to annoy me.

 

[Piscivore]

The "Return of Christ" billboard near my office has been changed to an alcohol ad. I wanted to dress a dummy like Jesus, nail it to the sign, and paint "It's OK, we got him, too: next to it on the 22nd.

 

[dafydd]

where have all the fundies gone?
long time passing
where have all the fundies gone?
not one here yet
where have all the fundies gone?
avoiding this thread like the plague
maybe they've grown a brain
maybe they've grown a brain